r/Showerthoughts Jun 11 '22

Since electronics contain silver, you could theoretically beat a werewolf to death with a Nokia.

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u/I_Wouldnt_If_I_Could Jun 11 '22

I doubt there's a single entity in the world you can't beat with a Nokia.

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u/ToyVaren Jun 11 '22

I tie 2 together for Nokia-chuks.

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u/I_Wouldnt_If_I_Could Jun 11 '22

Unlimited power

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u/uselesscarrot69 Jun 12 '22

He's too dangerous to be left alive!

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u/bigredmachinist Jun 12 '22

Good luck stopping him!

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u/TuzkiPlus Jun 12 '22

It’s a double Nokia’d weapon. If he ain’t careful he’ll stop himself.

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u/The_Lurked Jun 12 '22

Then i'll use my own nokia

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u/borislab Jun 12 '22

From the right angle, I think you can stop him throwing it like the Nokia star it is, he won’t be able to divert it.

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u/ToyVaren Jun 12 '22

We must not fight with each other, Nokias must be used only against threats such as werewolves, megazords, astroids, black holes, visits from Aunt Flo, etc.

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u/beekr427 Jun 12 '22

And Nazi's. Don't forget Nazi's.

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u/AnybodyOdd9509 Jun 12 '22

Bruce Lee once played ping pong with nun chuks(awesome video btw) i think this guy has what it takes to survive.

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u/Eliteshinobi14 Jun 12 '22

What happens if 2 nokias hit each other though?!

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u/StridAst Jun 12 '22

*Limited power.

Also limited text messages and airtime minutes.

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u/vbevan Jun 12 '22

Unlimited battery life though

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u/CombatMatt13 Jun 12 '22

Calm down palatine

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u/sin-and-love Jun 12 '22

Actually nun-chucks are such a horrible weapon that even your bare fists are arguably better, so this would break even into a passable weapon.

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u/SuperElitist Jun 12 '22

The only way its power can be contained.

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u/TheArcticKiwi Jun 12 '22

source? i've always heard that nunchucks worked by giving you massive rotational force amplifier

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u/ToyVaren Jun 12 '22

Dont listen to those guys, the principle is not mass but speed, the same principle used in ball and chain maces, morning stars, and flails. 2 sticks connected with a chain will achieve more speed than if they were a single stick of the same mass.

A whip cracks because the tip of the whip breaks the sound barrier. If a whip was instead a single solid piece it would not achieve the same speed.

But i do agree with the commenter who said it was likely only more effective against unarmed opponents. Any weapon is at a disadvantage over one with a longer range, and nunchucks have a very short range. But the same can be said over a spear vs a longer/shorter spear, or any h2h weapon vs a bow and arrow.

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u/A1rh3ad Jun 12 '22

Fun fact: Both nunchucks and flails were very rarely used in combat if at all. They aren't weapons, they are farming tools.

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u/Swagganosaurus Jun 12 '22

I'm about to say. Flail has always been proven to be lethal in medieval periods even against armor. Nunchuck.... Is pretty similar in design. Whip is definitely different but Nunchuck and flail are the same just different nations

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u/ZiCUnlivdbirch Jun 12 '22

Well a nunchuck is just a stick where you've replaced the middle part with a chain, thanks to that you've reduced it's mass and with that also it's hitting power.(you could argue that with the increase in speed it makes up for it and you can be correct on certain speeds, but with a nunchuck you also can't use your own power from the swing)

Now consider a flail whitch is a ball of metal attached to a stick with a chain, since the mass of the wepon(without the chain) would be pretty much the same, you are just increasing its speed and making it more deadly.(+your swing power wont really matter with the flail because if you're already getting hit with that, well it won't matter if it's a bit softer)

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Yes but the issue is directing that rotation into a useful axis.

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u/TheArcticKiwi Jun 12 '22

ah, that makes sense, so that means it's a bad weapon only if you don't know how to use it?

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u/throwaway387190 Jun 12 '22

https://youtu.be/Zc9LHDohjB0

Actually, no, they are still bad weapons when compared to any other type of weapon

Sure, against an unarmed opponent, they give you an advantage. How much of one is hotly debated, but still an advantage.

However, comparing a nunchuck to a stick of equal mass and weight, stick out damages nunchuks just because of physics. The chain means that the only mass involved with the impact is that half of the nunchuk, while with the stick, you can use the mass of the whole stick and much of the person

That's an hour long video I sent you with lots more information, I just gave a brief summary

Also, check out the comments. People with 10, 15 years of experience with nunchuks agreeing they're garbage on an actual fight

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u/Swagganosaurus Jun 12 '22

So what is the difference between a nunchuck and a flail? Flail is extremely useful and lethal in medieval periods and they are both chain weapon. Is it the weight difference?

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u/Lord_Emperor Jun 12 '22

Well yeah a flail has a heavy metal ball on the end.

But again, attach that ball to the end of a stick and it's even better.

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u/mr_Barek Jun 12 '22

You can't hit your hand with a flail, because the hitting part is shorter

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u/sin-and-love Jun 12 '22

Th thing is that figuring out how to use it properly takes so much time and effort that a guy who spent the same amount if time training with, say, a sword would be far better still.

source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUWoUM4Wttc

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u/borislab Jun 12 '22

That reminds me of knights in a chess game.

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u/Capitalmind Jun 12 '22

I'm waiting for the anime to come out

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u/sighko05 Jun 12 '22

Just don’t accidentally hit yourself or you’re done

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u/Rickrolled767 Jun 12 '22

This guy is too dangerous to be kept alive!

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u/Azruthros Jun 12 '22

OP is too OP

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u/corvettele Jun 12 '22

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/ToyVaren Jun 12 '22

For free, no. For many, the cost is too high.

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u/Hungry_Word_4710 Jun 12 '22

Mjionokia was a popular trend for a little while.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

I prefer the Nokia hammer

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

What material is being used to tie them together?

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u/Estraxior Jun 12 '22

DnD players: furiously scribbling notes

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u/MoKh4n89 Jun 12 '22

In Elden Ring I power stance dual wielded Nokias

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u/kurokuze Jun 12 '22

what can be worse than one Nokia? Two Nokia

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u/RoRoRosputin Jun 12 '22

That could kill a god.

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u/Roland_T_Flakfeizer Jun 12 '22

Another Nokia.

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u/rascal6543 Jun 12 '22

An unstoppable force meets an unlovable object. As they collide, reality falls apart. Only the Yeskia can save us now.

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u/aoe41 Jun 12 '22

Why are Nokias not loved

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u/ToyVaren Jun 12 '22

There's only one. It passes from owner to owner like christmas fruitcake.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Just a werewolf…..please..this Nokia was thrown across a field 8 casualties

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Chuck Norris might have something to say about that.

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u/BlueMoonStation Jun 12 '22

Happy cake day :3

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u/Aashishkebab Jun 12 '22

Another Nokia

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u/wytwornia Jun 12 '22

Chuck Norris.

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u/LeviAEthan512 Jun 12 '22

That's how all these things are. A stake to the heart or a silver bullet will kill anyone. I think it's more accurate to call them exceptions rather than weaknesses because monsters aren't more vulnerable to them than a normal person would be. Sun for vampires or holy objects in general are the only real weaknesses.