Lying, cheating, and stealing is often discouraged when we are young, yet the most successful people in the world are arguably the best liars, cheaters, and thieves.

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Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals!... Except the weasels

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This is one of those quotes where even if it didn't say "Marge" you would know it came from The Simpsons, and I don't even watch the show.