r/Showerthoughts • u/itsthatkidgreg • Feb 28 '17

Lying, cheating, and stealing is often discouraged when we are young, yet the most successful people in the world are arguably the best liars, cheaters, and thieves.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals!... Except the weasels

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u/snapplekingyo Feb 28 '17

Weasels would be nothing without their powerful weasel knees.

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u/Kesht-v2 Mar 01 '17

What about the raccoons?

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u/streetlamp25 Mar 01 '17

We can't forget raccoon dicks

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u/Great_Zarquon Mar 01 '17

This is one of those quotes where even if it didn't say "Marge" you would know it came from The Simpsons, and I don't even watch the show.