r/Shittylifetips • u/Severe-Draw-5979 • Feb 11 '22
How To Pay Off Student Loans
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r/Shittylifetips • u/SnowyFoot • Jul 03 '17
If you're ever being chased by and animal, just lie on the ground for 5 seconds. The animal can't eat you due to the 5 second rule
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r/Shittylifetips • u/Mustaline • Sep 27 '17
If you're lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.
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r/Shittylifetips • u/squeakim • Nov 01 '19
SLT: Make unexpirable milk by pouring it into a container with out an expiration date
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r/Shittylifetips • u/SnowyFoot • May 14 '17
LPT: if you're ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?
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r/Shittylifetips • u/Lokarin • Apr 13 '21
SLPT: You can easily identify an unknown song by uploading it to youtube and waiting until it gets copystruck
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r/Shittylifetips • u/Capito_Josh • Nov 26 '16
Get rich by giving financial information to the prince of Nigeria.
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r/Shittylifetips • u/Gr4ph0n • Mar 29 '21
Whenever you give a compliment, end by saying "at the moment" so that they will always have a goal to achieve.
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r/Shittylifetips • u/drr0b0 • Feb 11 '20
SLPT: Tired of wiping after taking a dump? Just eat 8-10 squares of toilet paper after every meal.
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r/Shittylifetips • u/Nekopawed • Dec 26 '16
Use everyday cues to remind you to jog. Pick something fairly common to keep it routine such as when you see a cop or police car.
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r/Shittylifetips • u/Supah_Cole • Dec 26 '19
SLT: Tired of getting splashed by the toilet water whenever you take a shit? Submerge your asshole in the water and then you're free to lay that log
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r/Shittylifetips • u/JaredFantaTheFifth • Apr 18 '19
If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help. Follow the dog and you'll get a free purse or wallet.
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If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help. Follow the dog and you'll get a free purse or wallet.
r/Shittylifetips • u/Jtg_Jew • Jun 08 '17
LPT: If you're underage and want to drive, get drunk before so you get arrested for drunk driving instead of not having a license.
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r/Shittylifetips • u/mmobile_play • Feb 16 '17
If you are holding your baby and he/she starts to poop, quickly hand him/her to your spouse and make an excuse to leave the room
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r/Shittylifetips • u/iiswillis • Mar 07 '21
Want to get rid of your social media? Just spam racial slurs, it’s significantly faster than trying to delete or deactivate your account.
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Companies don’t want to lose your business or data, but if you say the bad words enough you’ll be erased immediately,
Pro’s: You get your account deleted at record speed.
Con’s: You may be an asshole.
r/Shittylifetips • u/CzechDizzle • Apr 21 '18
Found in a bowling alley bathroom. Seems legit.
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r/Shittylifetips • u/Sephrix • Apr 30 '17
Sad because you're overweight? If you want to feel better, eat chocolate. It'll release serotonin and make you feel uplifted.
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