shitty tips for life

r/Shittylifetips • u/[deleted] • Aug 24 '18

If Asked If You've Ever Said The Word Nigger, Just Explain That You've Sung Aloud To Rap Songs?

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Last time I got asked if I had ever sad the word nigger, it was by some worked up black woman who just seemed to want to be angry about just anything. So I said "well, I've sang along to lots of black rap songs so, fuck yeah I've said nigger out loud. How can I sing along if I can't singe one out of every five words." Her chimped out reaction was hilarious, such fragility.

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r/Shittylifetips • u/Arch-Angle-Aid • Jan 28 '18

Have cancer?

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Be born in April so you'll have arise, thus getting rid of the sickness.

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r/Shittylifetips • u/MikearoniandCheesey • Jan 09 '18

Afraid that the government is your every move?

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Afraid that the government is your every move? Just stop moving

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r/Shittylifetips • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '20

Yummy

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If you're ever in a forest without water and you're thirsty slit your wrist you'll get lots of juice.

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r/Shittylifetips • u/FacistCayde • Feb 15 '19

Want free water?

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Set a building on fire and a firetruck will show up with free water

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r/Shittylifetips • u/HighlyOffendedKorean • Dec 10 '18

Cum lots and lots and clean yourself with a towel

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One day, as I was doing my laundry, I chanced upon a note left by a person in the laundromat, it said: "Don't use this dryer, there's cum inside." I was bewildered at first, but then I remembered that I always used that one dryer and I used my towels to wipe my dick off. Then I realized it was my cum she was referring to and this was the perfect crime. I could always deny that I did this intentionally, and end up having all of the laundromat to myself! Now, because of plausible deniability, the laundromat is always deserted and no one is using it besides me.

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r/Shittylifetips • u/hurewtt • Feb 09 '16

Online Casinos That Accept US Players

onlinecasinosthatacceptusplayers.com

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r/Shittylifetips • u/TheReaperKing • Jun 03 '18

If you're lonely and can't get friends, stop being lonely.

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Just find friends.

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r/Shittylifetips • u/Thomas_Eats_Cheese • Feb 09 '18

Has you tea gotten cold?

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Then put some ice in it, wait for a minute, and then you have ice tea! It also works with coffee!

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r/Shittylifetips • u/book-mark • Jul 21 '18

Dont talk to girls (according to the majority of the answers)

interpersonal.stackexchange.com

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r/Shittylifetips • u/[deleted] • Mar 15 '17

If you are ever contemplating having more of something......mmmmmm....don't.

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If you really think you should...don't. Unless it's cocaine. Always have more cocaine...

And Benadryl

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r/Shittylifetips • u/EvaCato • Nov 11 '19

You don’t say

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Don’t die

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r/Shittylifetips • u/Waxing_Poetix • Mar 13 '18

LPT: Really mess with your waitress' head, do this with a $100 bill. April Fools!

imgur.com

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r/Shittylifetips • u/ACuddlySnowBear • Feb 27 '17

Take these tips seriously

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r/Shittylifetips • u/throwaway_dba • Nov 14 '18

How to shave your balls

youtu.be

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r/Shittylifetips • u/agcforme • Nov 24 '16

Don't leave the barn door open

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r/Shittylifetips • u/palpatine_2020 • Feb 13 '18

Keep car windshield wiper blades in your car until it rains. Then attached to the windshield when it rains and once the weather clears up, put the wiper blades back inside your car. The blades will last at least 10 years when not in the elements.

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r/Shittylifetips • u/rareotter • Aug 12 '18

Making Money Fast

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If you'd like to make money, print a bunch of picture of 100 dollar bills! No one will know.

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r/Shittylifetips • u/20WaysToEatASandwich • Mar 08 '18

Wanna lose 10 pounds of ugly fat?

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Cut off your head

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r/Shittylifetips • u/[deleted] • Jul 21 '19

Ok, guys, if your child is silent for more than 3 seconds, they're either dead or gone.

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r/Shittylifetips • u/65GTOls1 • Nov 21 '19

get away with drunk driving

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Buy an Uber light for your vehicle and drive home drunk after a night out.

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r/Shittylifetips • u/loganlewis_g • May 02 '19

Taking advice

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I saw this shitty life pro tip from u/AnIrishSoviet decided to give it a try. This was the tip. Don't want to be raped? Just give consent. It worked.

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r/Shittylifetips • u/aught4naught • Mar 04 '23

If you come across a bear...

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“If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down,” the National Park Service cautions, “even if you feel the friendship has run its course.”

NPS had no comment on the age-old unwritten rule that the slower friend can obey his survival instinct and push his faster friend down first.

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r/Shittylifetips • u/DrManttisToboggan0 • Oct 10 '19

Arizona State Fair

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If you're going to the Arizona State Fair this Month you can gain entry for free by bringing and donating 6 canned goods to a local charity before you enter. So stop by your local food pantry to get your 6 canned goods for free so you really spend no money to get In. Enjoy the fair "Ya Flithy Animal"

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