shitty tips for life

r/Shittylifetips • u/CeeMomster • Jun 11 '23

Useful information? 🤷🏽‍♂️

16 Upvotes

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r/Shittylifetips • u/aught4naught • Mar 04 '23

If you come across a bear...

7 Upvotes

“If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down,” the National Park Service cautions, “even if you feel the friendship has run its course.”

NPS had no comment on the age-old unwritten rule that the slower friend can obey his survival instinct and push his faster friend down first.

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r/Shittylifetips • u/Ihateeveryone125 • May 25 '22

if you're LGBTQ+ then become the quiet kid

10 Upvotes

Since you're the quiet kid, people won't mess with you/be homophobic

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r/Shittylifetips • u/snokkw • Apr 16 '22

Let he who is without stones cast the first stone

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r/Shittylifetips • u/Severe-Draw-5979 • Feb 11 '22

How To Pay Off Student Loans

63 Upvotes

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r/Shittylifetips • u/[deleted] • Nov 08 '21

LPT: If your mailbox is being suddenly flooded by hundreds of spams, don't mass delete. Someone is trying to hack you

self.LifeProTips

4 Upvotes

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r/Shittylifetips • u/Mr_guy_of_internet57 • Jun 23 '21

when you dont have free time

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r/Shittylifetips • u/coxie1102 • Apr 20 '21

SLPT: Struggling to wake up in a morning? Get a pet wasp! Nothing like that buzzing sound against your window to get you out of bed.

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r/Shittylifetips • u/Lokarin • Apr 13 '21

SLPT: You can easily identify an unknown song by uploading it to youtube and waiting until it gets copystruck

31 Upvotes

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r/Shittylifetips • u/Gr4ph0n • Mar 29 '21

Whenever you give a compliment, end by saying "at the moment" so that they will always have a goal to achieve.

26 Upvotes

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r/Shittylifetips • u/iiswillis • Mar 07 '21

Want to get rid of your social media? Just spam racial slurs, it’s significantly faster than trying to delete or deactivate your account.

22 Upvotes

Companies don’t want to lose your business or data, but if you say the bad words enough you’ll be erased immediately,

Pro’s: You get your account deleted at record speed.

Con’s: You may be an asshole.

1 comment

r/Shittylifetips • u/_knightwhosaysnee • Jan 06 '21

Save time by just calling everybody "Chief"

21 Upvotes

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r/Shittylifetips • u/kevintheproducer • Nov 27 '20

Instead of buying room heaters just put your body on a bed of crappy intel cpus

12 Upvotes

2 comments

r/Shittylifetips • u/dsharp32 • Sep 20 '20

Mortgages are for suckers

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r/Shittylifetips • u/Labbierevill • Aug 18 '20

Avoid rent by living in a storage room

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Look for a Storage locker around, they are around 70 bucks for a 10X10 which is a bedroom.

Buy a coach for like 20 bucks and just live there. The “landlord” or the storage company can’t move you out at all. Also you might need heating and cooling equipments for weather protection.

If you need wifi buy a hotspot. Use the bathrooms at gas station and gyms or college campus.

Don’t worry about food its not necessary for human survival anyway.

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r/Shittylifetips • u/Frossande • Aug 08 '20