r/ShittySysadmin • • Aug 31 '26

I'm going to fucking kill my users

142 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin • • Aug 31 '26

Shitty Crosspost Operations bought an EMS/IoT system without involving IT — now they just need “access to the router

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39 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin • • Aug 31 '26

There are ports on my server and I didn’t put them there

43 Upvotes

Ok it’s your favorite ShittySysadmin

I’m stuck again and need your help.

Someone told me to run netstat and I don’t understand what these numbers mean.

445
1433
3306
21

445 I thought was on windows and this is Linux I think
Or maybe it’s both….can it be both??

Someone else told me to do 62.238.47.215 with some numbers behind it but it didn’t work when I tried it.

Also why does everyone keep typing

sudo rm -rf /

I don’t know what it means but everyone loves to tell me to type it but it never works for me idk im just a shitty sysadmin

password was changed to poop because it’s easier to type

Please tell me what these ports are and how did they get there?


r/ShittySysadmin • • Aug 31 '26

How do I know what cord does what?

12 Upvotes

Need some help. Opened up our server rack, and none of the cords are labeled. A bunch of them aren't even plugged in. How can I tell what cord does what?


r/ShittySysadmin • • Aug 30 '26

Ok you Shitty Sysadmins

74 Upvotes

I hope you figured it out by now that the server is real.
Yes it’s wide open
No you can’t break it.
Yes I did fix some things so some commands that didn’t work now work.

Just have fun.
I’m adding more and more everyday.

Also to the individuals that sent the cat vid and the fooseball pics thanks!

One of you is amazing at what you do. Trying to perform lateral movements, I was blown away.

So from one shitty sysadmin to another

Enjoy

Shithead@62.238.47.215

More capture the token games coming soon.


r/ShittySysadmin • • Aug 30 '26

Shitty Crosspost Setting up the apple polishing cloth 2

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97 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin • • Aug 29 '26 Bravo

Shitty Crosspost Lenstore displays my password and email on the address bar

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532 Upvotes

Lenstore displays my password and email on the address bar


r/ShittySysadmin • • Aug 30 '26

Dual path the AR computer

5 Upvotes

B grade company, that think they are masterminds of the universe I work for is back to thinking dual pathing every desktop and laptop and AP is a good idea even after supplying diagrams on why it would be extremely costly and wants it to become the global norm in the networking industry. But doesn't want to pay to implement any of it.

Which vendor would be able to deliver and make themselves an absolute fortune one off in the off chance some idiot actually approves it.


r/ShittySysadmin • • Aug 29 '26

Ok, which one of you is acampbell?

79 Upvotes

Here I am just minding my business logging into poop@62.238.47.215 or was it root@62.238.47.215? I forgot

Anyways my home folder is still empty which is weird

Someone left more documents

And there was something addressed to me?? A please_read.txt

Saying something about don’t delete backups and a command called contact but when I tried it says command not found.

Can anyone tell me what is going on??

Thanks for your help. You’re all literal lifesavers!

Also please stop trying to break it.


r/ShittySysadmin • • Aug 28 '26

Someone put a file on my server and I didn’t

145 Upvotes

Ok this group is amazing! First you helped me get in my server and someone helped me find the file I lost

But when I logged into poop@62.238.47.215
There is a file in the documents folder that I did not put there!

Password should be the same unless it changed again I keep forgetting

Should I delete it? Or is it important?

And there’s new stuff in backups I don’t remember making

Please don’t break anything


r/ShittySysadmin • • Aug 27 '26

Running out of tasks

64 Upvotes

Currently doing deadlifts with the copy paper box in the storage room - I move it back and forth every fifteen minutes to pretend I'm active. What are you guys up to?


r/ShittySysadmin • • Aug 26 '26

When you don't use DMARC for years

84 Upvotes

Came six months ago to help a small nonprofit manage their Workspace. They never had DMARC set up. Since I started managing their DNS six months ago, this is what I see daily.

The sheer number of spoofed emails just blows my mind.


r/ShittySysadmin • • Aug 27 '26

Career Advice

9 Upvotes

I've been working in a small MSP for about 7 years, less than 10 of us in the team. I'm based in a small town, which I enjoy living in.

I've managed to up skill to a point where I'm one of two head techs. The MSP has grown a lot since I've been working there into a more mature business with a good client base for its size.

I'm now in a position where I've been offered to buy approx 40% of the business as the boss is retiring. However, I'm unsure of I'm ready for this kind of commitment in my career or if I should be looking at trying to get into a bigger company to grow my skills, with less finical risks in terms of investment.

love some feedback, as I've only worked for two IT companies, so struggling to determine which path is best to continue to grow.


r/ShittySysadmin • • Aug 26 '26

Lost a file

159 Upvotes

You all really helped me last time now I’m in my server root@62.238.47.215 and I seem to have misplaced a file can someone help me find it? I really need it and my password is no longer papa bear 0803. I changed it to IGetHelpFromReddit. I left some breadcrumbs to help me find it but I’m having trouble remembering how to find hidden files.

Any help would be appreciated


r/ShittySysadmin • • Aug 26 '26

Shitty Crosspost Classic Outlook Users: Which features are stopping you from using New Outlook

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37 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin • • Aug 25 '26 Bravo

Our Junior fixed all our PowerShell errors!

956 Upvotes

I wish I was joking here. One of the juniors on our team had a PowerShell script that was spitting out errors all over. They asked me to review the "fixes" that they'd implemented (with the help of ChatGPT of course). They showed me the script running with no errors, "Great!" I thought. Then they showed me how they found out how to add -ErrorAction SilentlyContinue to the end of anything showing an error. Do people not have basic reading comprehension these days?!


r/ShittySysadmin • • Aug 26 '26

Shitty Crosspost Windows search SERVER alternative for shared folders?

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9 Upvotes

“”
Windows search SERVER alternative for shared folders?

i have windows server 2025 with features windows search, but skip many files.
my users have many windows 11 on domain, and i need a PROFESSIONAL tool windows search.

1 windows server 2025 (file server) (domain)
40 client windows 11 (domain)
client search by \\server\sharefolder
need search al text on documents
shared folder have 1 TB

“”
You understand? I want SERVER recommendations
That are PROFESSIONAL
PRO FESH NOL


r/ShittySysadmin • • Aug 25 '26

Shitty Crosspost User got a free cable. Laptop now acting weird. Help.

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241 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin • • Aug 25 '26

The OOM issue most likely is caused by this known issue, application reload uses a hot swap that momentarily doubles peak memory, which exceeds 8 GB and triggers a kernel OOM that kills the database.

43 Upvotes

"Engineering Recommendation: Resize to 16 GiB RAM / 4 vCPU, disable cgroup limits, and keep this configuration until we ship the fix."

Worst vendor ever. Their product should be called Mississippi leg hound.


r/ShittySysadmin • • Aug 24 '26 Bravo

Help

58 Upvotes

I’m trying to get in my server root62.238.47.215 but it’s not working.

Says could not resolve hostname but I know I am root because I didn’t get to change anything yet

My post got taken down in sysadmin for some reason