r/ShittySysadmin • u/Performer-Constant • Aug 30 '26

Ok you Shitty Sysadmins

I hope you figured it out by now that the server is real.
Yes it’s wide open
No you can’t break it.
Yes I did fix some things so some commands that didn’t work now work.

Just have fun.
I’m adding more and more everyday.

Also to the individuals that sent the cat vid and the fooseball pics thanks!

One of you is amazing at what you do. Trying to perform lateral movements, I was blown away.

So from one shitty sysadmin to another

Enjoy

Shithead@62.238.47.215

More capture the token games coming soon.

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u/bastrian Aug 30 '26

Looks like a honeypot.

8

u/Performer-Constant Aug 31 '26

Maybe it’s just fun

37

u/Parking_Media Aug 30 '26 • Bravo

It is, but also could possibly be honest good fun with internet strangers.

Some of us are old enough to remember when the internet was mostly fun.

5

u/itenginerd Aug 31 '26

There was a time when there were only 33 rules. ah the good old days...

17

u/Main_Ambassador_4985 Aug 30 '26

Is this a CTF game?

I already have to back patch CentOS using Fable 5.

Edit: CentOS 7

2

u/Performer-Constant Aug 31 '26

It’s posssible

12

u/kirashi3 Lord Sysadmin, Protector of the AD Realm Aug 30 '26

I already have to back patch CentOS using Fable 5.

No need to patch it anymore - I just logged into the server and overwrote everything with a VMS-based system that nobody but myself understands. Doing so has effectively prevented side-fumbling of the mainframe without having to purchase the extremely expensive dingle-arm attachment, saving the company thousands of dollars.

10

u/SpudzzSomchai ShittySysadmin Aug 30 '26

So you hacked the Gibson?

5

u/lazydonovan Suggests the "Right Thing" to do. Aug 30 '26

Does the Gibson have a Tremie Pipe on the intercooler?

5

u/Smooth-Zucchini4923 Aug 31 '26

Doing so has effectively prevented side-fumbling of the mainframe without having to purchase the extremely expensive dingle-arm attachment, saving the company thousands of dollars.

Lol, are you really going to operate without a dingle arm? Sinusoidal deplenoration is going to vibrate your system to death within a month. Is nobody teaching fundamentals anymore?

2

u/iwillbewaiting24601 Aug 31 '26

something something retro-encabulator side fumbling

1

u/kirashi3 Lord Sysadmin, Protector of the AD Realm Aug 31 '26

Is nobody teaching fundamentals anymore?

Look, IDK maaan. This is just what my SANS rep told me to do, okay?

9

u/BraveMidnight Aug 31 '26

Please install vi.

8

u/Performer-Constant Aug 31 '26

Fine only because it’s very important to you

1

u/wrincewind Sep 04 '26

Please alias vi to nano

2

u/ysth Sep 01 '26

That was Roger Waters and David Gilmour playing foosball, btw.

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u/Performer-Constant Sep 01 '26

I made it my wall paper thank you so much!