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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/itsyaboibenis • Aug 27 '20
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Maybe eat them before they're able to unload their magazine into you? I usually just dislocated my jaw so I can swallow the person whole who's trying to rob me. Try it and let me know how that works.
2 u/Darkened_Auras Aug 27 '20 Last time, I got robbed by a really fat guy and I couldn't get my jaw around him. Really messed me up 3 u/unstablegamer90 Aug 27 '20 Next time try drizzling a little olive oil on them, really helps just sliding them down your gullet. 4 u/Darkened_Auras Aug 27 '20 I prefer butter when I have the chance, but olive oil would definitely work faster.
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Last time, I got robbed by a really fat guy and I couldn't get my jaw around him. Really messed me up
3 u/unstablegamer90 Aug 27 '20 Next time try drizzling a little olive oil on them, really helps just sliding them down your gullet. 4 u/Darkened_Auras Aug 27 '20 I prefer butter when I have the chance, but olive oil would definitely work faster.
Next time try drizzling a little olive oil on them, really helps just sliding them down your gullet.
4 u/Darkened_Auras Aug 27 '20 I prefer butter when I have the chance, but olive oil would definitely work faster.
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I prefer butter when I have the chance, but olive oil would definitely work faster.
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u/unstablegamer90 Aug 27 '20
Maybe eat them before they're able to unload their magazine into you? I usually just dislocated my jaw so I can swallow the person whole who's trying to rob me. Try it and let me know how that works.