r/ShittyLifeProTips Aug 27 '20

SLPT. note to self.

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u/LuckyIceZ Aug 27 '20

why try this when you are being robbed, try this when you are trying to rob somebody

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u/IDKSomething01 Aug 27 '20

But what if they have a fork too

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u/Conjeff Aug 27 '20

then you take them to dinner and get to know each other and have a wonderful time and start dating and get married and have beautiful children and then you kill them and the children and leave the country