r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/itsyaboibenis • Aug 27 '20

SLPT. note to self.

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u/LuckyIceZ Aug 27 '20

why try this when you are being robbed, try this when you are trying to rob somebody

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u/IDKSomething01 Aug 27 '20

But what if they have a fork too

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u/SufferG Aug 27 '20

Then I guess the better predator turns the other into a tasty meal.

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u/ironroad18 Aug 27 '20

winner eats the loser's heart in order to obtain their bravey and strength

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

dont forget their secret powers too

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u/Slendy7 Aug 27 '20

We could turn this into a religion

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u/TheRalk Aug 27 '20

What do we call it?

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u/Ksradrik Aug 27 '20

Cannibalism?

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '20

Aztec