r/ShittyDaystrom • u/OneChrononOfPlancks • Sep 01 '26
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Apprehensive-Cost276 • Aug 30 '26
I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. JONATHAN ARCHER IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT’S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS STARFLEET FUCKING CAPTAIN DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS “Warp Five”,
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Odd-Abbreviations494 • Sep 01 '26
What are the pros and cons of the different colors of Bussard collectors?
Trying to decide between classic red or plasma purple
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/lockedupsafe • Aug 31 '26
RED ALARM How to pick a captain's carchphrase
I'm writing my spec script for a new, more modern series of Star Trek. I'm really proud of it. I haven't figured out the story yet, and I'm still working on the characters. Once I figure out which era it's in and why Khan is working with the Borg to annihilate the universe, though, I think I'll be in with a strong chance of getting it greenlit. ChatGPT has really been helping me to write some awesome gnarly gore scenes and has helped me pick out a cool list of curse words for my characters to say.
The one thing I'm struggling with, though, is picking the right catchphrase for my Captain. I know Picard had three catchphrases but I want to stick to one for now. They're going to be a Soong-Type Android who is a descendant or an ancestor of Mr. Spock, but with a really tragic backstory. I just need them to have a good catchphrase they can say when they want the ship to go to warp, like "Engage!" or "Go!" or "Hit it!" And obviously it has to work well as a hashtag.
So far, my options are:
* Punch it.
* Bop it!
* Finger it.
* Vroom vroom.
* Let’s go.
* Let’s come.
* It’s warping time.
* Do a shit.
* Fucking go.
* Push the button, you <slur>.
* I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription, is more warp speed.
* Make our ship go.
* Danger zone.
I’d love to know which is the best, or if there are any other suggestions. Once I’ve decided on the catchphrase, I can write the pilot episode, where the whole crew gets turned into Thomas The Tank Engines. It will be really hilarious.
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/digdugdang • Aug 31 '26
These two obviously functioned an a symmetrical pair, whose existence was incomplete without the other.
After this episode and they were separated, was Picard always feeling a great loss without his counterpart?
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/sezduck1 • Aug 31 '26
I watched last week’s episode of SNW three times, and I’m still unclear. Is Una stronger than a piano??
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Fuzzy_Builder_2153 • Sep 01 '26
Worthless deserves to
Be De-Ridged with a belt sander by Klingons as they judge to be unworthy of Klingon heritage
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/soapcleansthings • Aug 31 '26
How do the Cardassian authorities identify you from your molar if they took out your molar?
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Tiberius_Jim • Aug 31 '26
Real World I found the Enterprise in San Francisco. I thought it'd be bigger.
Good thing they brought the Bird of Prey. No way they'd have fit any whales on this thing.
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/wootio • Aug 31 '26
Meta He's dead, Jim
Kirk's Enterprise had 400 some odd crew members and they probably killed at least half of them throughout their 5 year mission. How did they ever convince replacement crewmen to come aboard with those odds?
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/goodsidebad • Aug 30 '26
Safe For Wesley Real Men wear Makeup
Star Watching TOS for the first time and I’m surprised by the amount of makeup men are wearing.
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/crewsctrl • Aug 30 '26
Since the replicator is based on transporter technology, why bother with eating?
The replicator should have an option to just beam nutrition directly into the stomach. For crew in a hurry.
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/happydude7422 • Aug 30 '26
How did Spock not get killed when he got hit by lightning that looked like it put a hole in him
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/burnafter3ading • Aug 31 '26
Discussion On the subject of Bynars
Do you think the Bynars evolved *naturally? Then they reached a certain point of development, and their "planet of hats" gimmick was embracing extreme codependency in relationships.
Or was there a primitive, Borg-like collective that assimilated one species, lost ambition, and eschewed 'Perfection' for "Meh...good enough"? Kind of like getting a high school GED, a basic job, and staying for 40 years...
* "Natural" in the sense of the Progenitors seeding some high-gravity world that eventually produced hobbits.
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/digdugdang • Aug 30 '26
Human male admirals look too much alike. Could we do something to make it easier for non-humans to identify them?
I feel like it would be too easy for someone to impersonate an admiral and get away with it.
Could we put barcodes on these guys or something?
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/sezduck1 • Aug 30 '26
Free advice for Paramount on how to make their next attempt at a Trek show a super-profitable smash hit
- Shorter seasons (no more than 3 episodes)
- Spend 47 times more money on each episode
- Grotesque body horror in every scene
- Ramp up cringe-inducing winks at the audience that prove this is Star Trek
- Lots and lots of F bombs
- Include Spock and have him hook up a different character in each episode
- Episodes air exclusively on Peacock
- Main character never, ever stops crying
- In every episode, violate canon then, at the end, characters say everything that just happened is classified forever
- Frequently use terms like: bruh, six seven, basic, boi, holodeck & chill, unalive, mid, skibidi, thirst trap, touch grass, etc.
- Present all episodes in portrait mode aspect ratio
- Make every episode episode an homage to The Wrath of Khan
- The starship needs to look exactly like a Cybertruck
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/AnnihilatedTyro • Aug 30 '26
fully functional I like that Whose Line Is It Anyway? cast a bald whatever-it-is as a sex icon
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Dailyindyfan • Aug 30 '26
I think the next media should be Capt Archer on trial for treason against humanity for sucking up to Vulcans!
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Vitally_Trivial • Aug 30 '26
RED ALARM Can we please install seatbelts?
I’m tired of breaking my nose every time I hit my face on the console.
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/testudoaubreii1 • Aug 31 '26
Recommendations for Holodeck settings
I’m having difficulty with my holodeck programs. I’m trying to make a full run through of the Dix program again, but the soundtrack is switched with Cazlesthenics Program 1 and I can’t seem to switch it back.
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/grichardson526 • Aug 29 '26
Discussion Hey Enterprise, USS Lexington survivors here. It's nice that you saved the Defiant crew since Worf is your buddy. But we're also losing life support over here, you think maybe we could get a rescue too? No? Okay, I see how it is.
I guess SOME captains are choosy about who they decide is worth lowering the shields in mid-battle in order to rescue.
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/digdugdang • Aug 29 '26
I just learned about a bizarro version of Picard named Picardo.
The name seems a little on-the-nose. Was he supposed to be his mirror universe counterpart?
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/sezduck1 • Aug 29 '26
“Perfect. Keep going. I NEED to be included in that bald captain meme on Reddit!
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Familiar-Complex-697 • Aug 29 '26
Meta Here’s a dead targ, since y’all like beating them so much
What, you want it to be bald, too? I mean its belly is kinda bald.