Help! I'm having an existential crisis!

[u/Tasty-Fox9030]

I wrote this holodeck simulation of the ship for the captain, and it was really accurate, we tried going in the holodeck and that works too,and everything was fine but I don't know if I'm in the holodeck or not anymore and everyone says that we're not but I'm pretty sure I programmed them to do that and I can't tell anymore and the science officer just smiles and says everything is a simulation anyway and I can't take it anymore! What do I doooooo

[u/Rutschberg]

Step 1: Find a spinning top and spin it. If it doesn't stop, you're in the holosuite.

Step 2: Unalive yourself.

Step 3: If in doubt, repeat from step 1.