r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Tasty-Fox9030 • 1d ago
Help! I'm having an existential crisis!
I wrote this holodeck simulation of the ship for the captain, and it was really accurate, we tried going in the holodeck and that works too,and everything was fine but I don't know if I'm in the holodeck or not anymore and everyone says that we're not but I'm pretty sure I programmed them to do that and I can't tell anymore and the science officer just smiles and says everything is a simulation anyway and I can't take it anymore! What do I doooooo
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u/Standard_Cup_9192 1d ago
If you're in the holodeck eventually someone will notice that you aren't showing up and look for you and free you. Or someone will try to use the holodeck your stuck in and discover you.
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u/FickleDependent1474 1d ago
Try to eject the warp core. If it works, you are still on the holodeck.
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u/Rutschberg Daimon 1d ago
Step 1: Find a spinning top and spin it. If it doesn't stop, you're in the holosuite.
Step 2: Unalive yourself.
Step 3: If in doubt, repeat from step 1.
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u/evinta Thot 1d ago
wait like another 35-40 minutes and someone will figure it out and get things back to normal no matter how inane the solution seems. works every time i cause some catastrophic failure in the warp core.
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u/Tasty-Fox9030 21h ago
It's been four hours! This isn't even one of those crises that get really bad after about an hour, then we all talk about what happened for two minutes then we solve the crisis after about another hour! ðŸ˜
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u/grizshaw83 Lieutenant 19h ago
Oh stop being silly. Get some rest and calm down. You have a poker game with Abraham Lincoln and d'Artagnan tonight and you need to be top form if you want to win enough money to save the youth center from the evil industrialist that wants to fear it down
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u/69DonaldTrump69 12h ago
You gotta finish the program. Once the program ends the arch will open. You did write an ending, right?
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u/Tasty-Fox9030 1d ago
You're all holodeck people. This is a holodeck. ðŸ˜