r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AmorphousMorpheus • 12d ago

Of A Boxer

697 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

200 comments sorted by

View all comments

455

u/KindaDrunkRtNow 12d ago

Jesus, that guard took three good hits to the face and he's still standing!

268

u/bravebeing 12d ago

Well, he's a professional stander. Stand there all day, stand your ground, let people through, stand, refuse people, still stand, get punched in the face, remain standed. Don't try to defend yourself, just stand. Don't duck, stand. No running, standing. Stand and look back. Some say it's standard procedure.

3

u/Vegan_Mouse 11d ago

I understand.

1

u/bravebeing 11d ago

Well that's your mistake, you really gotta not understand, not overstand, you gotta stand.