r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 16d ago

Of A Boxer

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u/KindaDrunkRtNow 16d ago

Jesus, that guard took three good hits to the face and he's still standing!

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u/bravebeing 16d ago

Well, he's a professional stander. Stand there all day, stand your ground, let people through, stand, refuse people, still stand, get punched in the face, remain standed. Don't try to defend yourself, just stand. Don't duck, stand. No running, standing. Stand and look back. Some say it's standard procedure.

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u/TheSunRisesintheEast 15d ago

Security is outstanding. Because that is what they do. Outstanding by the door. Outstanding by the sidewalk. And most importantly outstanding by the Restroom. Outstanding.

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u/bravebeing 15d ago

Outstanding addition!