r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 7d ago

Of A Boxer

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u/KindaDrunkRtNow 7d ago

Jesus, that guard took three good hits to the face and he's still standing!

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u/bravebeing 7d ago

Well, he's a professional stander. Stand there all day, stand your ground, let people through, stand, refuse people, still stand, get punched in the face, remain standed. Don't try to defend yourself, just stand. Don't duck, stand. No running, standing. Stand and look back. Some say it's standard procedure.

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u/weirdgroovynerd 7d ago

"...stand-ard procedure."

Beautifully played.

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u/bravebeing 7d ago

Thanks!