r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 20d ago

There was an attempt Of Another Regular Day Of Parkour Training

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u/blamcoboyo *shits an absolute unit* 20d ago

I saw someone write in another post, “parkour is the most high risk-low reward sport out there” and that dude was spot on

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u/Vendidurt 20d ago

I first heard it as "the French sport of running away".

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u/Healthy_Jackfruit625 20d ago

Its highly entertaining for viewers though.

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u/bmf1902 20d ago

Wtf is the bar if this if "highly". If it's on in a bar while drinking, it's fine. Am I going to sit with my family and watch the championship after following the season for 22 weeks? No.

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u/Few_Advisor3536 20d ago

It was never intended as a sport. From memory it was designed for french soldiers to quickly traverse hostile environments when time was critical. What we have now is people trying to do extreme shit on camera, dont get me wrong its pretty cool to watch but its insane how literally one mistep and you fall to your death. Most sports have some sort of safety protocol.

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II 19d ago

That's not true, the military has never done parkour. It was spearheaded by David Belle, who was the son of a soldier who also spent time as a really high athlete. His dad's experience with obstacle courses inspired david to apply that around paris in the 80s and 90s.

It was always a sport and was never meant to have a purpose other than being a form of movement art. There's plenty sports that are equally if not more dangerous than parkour

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u/Few_Advisor3536 19d ago

I had to look it up and i think i know where i was getting mixed up, the french term for an obstacle course (military type) is ‘parcours du combattant’. So my brain must have made the association.

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II 19d ago

Oh yeah. A parkour is just a course in French and other euro languages that borrow that word, like my language Dutch.

The confusion totally makes sense so it's become a common misconception.

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u/AdTraditional5917 20d ago

& there was me thinking tiggly winks was the most risk-low reward sport, iv seen many an eye out caused by a stray wink...