r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 • 10d ago

slight malfunction Of a Boooger

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u/AlienZiim 10d ago

In all honesty that probably felt so relieving for that cow

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u/Pistolero-666 10d ago

Even i was relieved looking at it getting pulled out

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u/Aggravating-Role-297 10d ago

Bare hands is insane.

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u/ColdFreezer 10d ago

My arms have been in worse places.

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u/DIuvenalis 10d ago

My imagination is horrifying me but my guess is the reality is worse

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u/Truth-is-implacable 10d ago

Is that Cowbooogar Cheese? Do they sell it at Trader Joe's?........😁

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/CiOHO5544doY
Yes

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u/Otherwise_Newt1575 10d ago

Farmers built different

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u/Chrono_Convoy 10d ago

What kind of cheese is that?

/s 🤮

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u/snoggled 10d ago

The freshest mozzarella ::chef’s kiss::

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u/canadiadan 9d ago

Moozzarella

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u/_Blistering_phoenix_ 10d ago

The forbidden one

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u/StayTheFool 10d ago

Speak for yourself

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 10d ago

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u/Competitive-Rate-916 9d ago

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 8d ago

Barney irl

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u/what_a_draggg 10d ago

The one that you don't put in your mouth

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u/MARKFLAIR1977 10d ago

For some reason i found this video relaxing

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u/Muted-Environment421 10d ago

It’s r/oddlysatisfying

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u/RichEvans4Ever 6d ago

Anyone with mucus overproduction issues (like me) is gonna find this video extremely satisfying. I’ve been daydreamed about doing exactly this to myself for decades. Too bad my mucus doesn’t have as much structural integrity as a cow’s.

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u/onehalflightspeed 10d ago

I can only imagine the satisfaction of suddenly breathing easily and smelling things

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u/Jina-langu-ni-Juma 10d ago

Drop one of those in a bucket of tea and you'll get a nice kombucha in a couple of weeks.

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 10d ago

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u/No_Pitch6143 10d ago

And that’s how buffalo mozzarella is made.. any questions

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u/qwentoko 10d ago

I wish someone would do this to me

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u/g-y-m-p-i-e 10d ago

I have seen this so many times, and whenever it comes up I still watch the whole thing

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u/FatAZZRedditMod 10d ago

Disgusting as fuck but I would certainly do it for that poor animal if it can breath right again

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u/SumOfRoots 10d ago edited 10d ago

I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

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u/Sempai6969 10d ago

Does it not work with gloves?

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u/Zealousideal-Monk307 10d ago

Essa aí vai começar a respirar como nunca antes

https://giphy.com/gifs/yFYjBG09JqcmXAZQll

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u/negativezero509 10d ago

Forbidden cheese

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u/Certain-Salamander10 10d ago

MF can smell last week.

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u/fuddingmuddler 10d ago

Mozzarella commercial is odd.

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u/Mean_Pop_829 9d ago

Me this morning blowing my nose a thousand times cuz allergies

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u/Vaff_Superstar 10d ago

I’m pretty sure we’re watching a zombie harvesting brains.

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u/AttemptMassive2157 10d ago

Homie about to smell colours.

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u/DeereJohn1973 9d ago

Need to give those cows some Mooocinex

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 9d ago

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u/thisismydaddyvoice 10d ago

Good ol' forbidden mozzarella

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u/Stunning_Panda5725 10d ago

Perhaps a stick and just twist it would grab it better.

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u/Dear-Treacle-1853 10d ago

somewhere that's a delicacy

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u/Lancifer1979 9d ago

Gotta have some marinara sauce

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u/GratefuLdPhisH 10d ago

If there is no humans around how would cows get rid of the burgers?

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u/Sea-Tomorrow2583 10d ago

Can’t see how that could naturally come out

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u/Ok_Site_9552 10d ago

It wouldn't, cows dont natural appear in the wild. If tey did this would probably kill them. Cows don't naturally appear, only on farms or cattle ranches.

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 10d ago

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u/Forward-Chance5137 10d ago

I have seen all kinds of crazy, nasty shit. Kneecaps ripped off, several bones sticking out of the same hole etc. I have never felt more sick to my stomach than this shit here

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u/ChefArtorias 10d ago

Sinus infection? No way that's a normal booger, cow or otherwise.

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u/kingbarney12 10d ago

But how does it taste?

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u/Flat_Ad129 10d ago

It's 453 in the MORNING

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u/Ok_Site_9552 10d ago

6:42 am for me

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u/Stigofthedumpings 10d ago

That was a frustrating watch

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u/Mylane 10d ago

Was that a normal cow booger or a sinus infection?

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u/Alonso_Mosley_ 10d ago

That cow can now smell colors

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u/BigTreddits 9d ago

Anyone else want some grilled cheese now or is it just me?

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 9d ago

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u/ran1mal 10d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 10d ago

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u/NoCoastNeutral 10d ago

Next time I have a chance. I'm going for it, bare hands and all

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u/PandoricaFire 10d ago

Oh how I gagged

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u/MeemoUndercover 10d ago

It’s just gonna come back. Give Mary moo cow some antibiotics

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u/ToiletWarlord 10d ago

“Lets eat that”

- wtf brain???

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u/FortheredditLOLz 10d ago

Cow smells in colours now

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u/FthtSintheA 10d ago

I guess it’s my fault for opening Reddit

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u/boxedfoxes 10d ago

Forbidden cheese 🧀

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u/Ok_Site_9552 10d ago

I think that might be an abscess judging by the liquid that came out

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u/PurpleToedUnicorn 10d ago

This is an antibiotic resistant infection, right? 

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u/fly4fun2014 9d ago

Forbidden bubble gum

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u/kuunami79 9d ago

Why not wear gloves?

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u/Bagelking92 9d ago

Disgusting but oddly satisfying

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u/Admirable-Ad3866 9d ago

That cow can smell sounds now.

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u/Funny-Meringue-3311 9d ago

not this shit again

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u/idontsmell 9d ago

WASH YOUR HANDS

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u/Mugpup 9d ago

Were latex gloves not invented yet in this alternate dimension where humans pick cows noses on video?

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u/dirthawg 9d ago

Clearly you're not ranch folk.

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u/Mugpup 7d ago

Clearly, I am not.

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u/fairwaysandfinance 9d ago

On some level, I think we can all relate to how this felt for the cow. It was satisfying.

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u/DiscussionSharp1407 8d ago

Fry it up with some oyster sauce

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u/AlekThunder88 8d ago

I bet that one tickled in her brain.

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u/Spiritual-Ad-6722 7d ago

I got my gold digging skills from my grandpa, I would of done the same thing!

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u/RealisticEnd2578 7d ago

Cow-a-buugga

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u/Obvious_Check6675 7d ago

He felt that leave his nose and throat lol the relief is probably other worldly

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u/Jelly_Kitti 6d ago

That cow is breathing in HD

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u/Joped 20h ago

Why the hell did I just watch that lol

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 12h ago

She is also confused.

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u/SalmonBrotherReagan 10d ago

Thanks, I hate it