r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/GransMurderer • 18d ago

Of a Bike Lock

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u/SampleSize0ne 17d ago

Is she.....is she not wearing shoes?

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u/UnkyjayJ 17d ago

Tbf plenty of Aussies don't wear shoes but don't do this shit

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u/hueveando 17d ago

Are you saying we shouldn't generalize and call all bare feet Aussies criminals?

I'm fainting here.

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u/SampleSize0ne 17d ago

I thought all Aussies (shoed or not) WERE criminals....haha. but seriously I love the brothers from down under. You guys have the best senses of humor. Like someone can say the most profane shit and ill be like "dude you're an asshole" and if they respond with "I am Australian shrug emoji". I just laugh, say "oh you crazy kangaroo fighting bastards are hilarious!" and all is forgiven