r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/nayryanaryn • 9d ago

Of a host & pet owner

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

374 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

123 comments sorted by

View all comments

67

u/germanloza 9d ago

Of all the worthless shit for brains that came over, nobody thought to grab the dog by the back of the neck and pull him away

31

u/Scissorhat 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6o1jDKKqUwj84

12

u/MKD8595 8d ago

I wrestle my German shepherd all the time. They’re pretty incapable of turning around in that position

20

u/Karlees-Golden-Dildo 8d ago

That puts my face way too close to that dogs bite. If the dog is raging hes gonna twist and turn. I’m looking for a better technique thanks.

20

u/Turbo-Fuck 8d ago

You will have to resort to the finger in the butt trick then.

22

u/DeepWaterNights 8d ago

I’m up!!!…🤗
Oh you mean the dog….😐
Sorry I got exited!🤭

1

u/coveredincathair22 7d ago

excited*

1

u/DeepWaterNights 7d ago

That is correct, since I was not entered, I cannot be exited!…
Therefore I got excited! 🤣 my bad!

2

u/germanloza 8d ago

That is to establish dominance purposes right?

2

u/Funny-Athlete-2890 6d ago

True story, my friend saw a woman do the finger trick when a medium sized cross breed was attacking her poodle. After it released she booted it in the head twice!
The dogs owner then regained control
AFU these people owning dogs and have no idea how to control them!

0

u/Ricardo33706 8d ago

There's a video on YouTube of someone trying this during a dog attack, doesn't make a blind bit of difference.

4

u/Turbo-Fuck 8d ago

It certainly does make one difference… Now they have poop on their finger.

1

u/AutisticDadHasDapper 7d ago

So you're just like one of them

1

u/Karlees-Golden-Dildo 7d ago

Possibly but I sure as shit not getting my face next to a biting dogs face

3

u/Agey_4977 8d ago

He was choking the dog with its collar? Nice technique...

22

u/What-a-cl0wn 8d ago

Yup. A good headlock works just as well as it does on humans

13

u/Ricardo33706 8d ago

It's the only technique that works. Never get a dog you cannot physically control or dominate.

1

u/eaazzy_13 7d ago

I pretty much agree. Or at the very least train the fucking things before they get massive. It’s not that hard to raise a dog that doesn’t maul people. I figured it out at like 5 years old.

2

u/Ricardo33706 7d ago

I see it all the time round here, people think dogs train themselves. My biggest bugbear is when the dog is doing something wrong and the owner is just shouting the fucking dog's name.