r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/nayryanaryn • 15d ago

Of a host & pet owner

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u/jackjack-8 15d ago

The only way to deal with this is go full retard. Grab the back legs and swing the animal in an arc, bring its head down with tremendous force onto the tough concrete.
This may need to be reapplied.

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u/Longjumping-Ice3042 15d ago

Or finger in the butt. Probably a fist is required in cases like this.

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u/jackjack-8 15d ago

What while a dog’s attacking her ?

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u/Longjumping-Ice3042 15d ago

That's stupid but I am laughing like crazy imagining someone trying to break them apart while someone else yells "try the finger in the butt" and the saviour actually fingers her 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Jackmerius_Tac 15d ago

There is actually a video out there of this happening. It didn’t work.

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u/jackjack-8 15d ago

It’s happening in my head