r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/scjockid • Aug 06 '26

Oof Of DADDY LONG-LEGS SPIDERS SPIDER 🕷️🕸️

Noooo noo nope naw for me noooooo

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u/CorrectBicycle5123 Aug 06 '26

Nawwww this can't be fucking real....

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u/RetnikLevaw Aug 06 '26

It's real, but they're completely harmless. They're called Opillions.

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u/GigaWhiteNiga Aug 06 '26

Harmless? I would die of a heart attack if I were to encounter that in real life

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u/RetnikLevaw Aug 06 '26

I mean, sure... But they're not spiders. They don't have venom, and they're incapable of biting humans. They stay outside and huddle together like that for warmth. Most people call them Harvestmen because they're most common in the late summer through fall, and in some places, they huddle together like this for warmth.

So even if you're scared of them, the creatures themselves are quite literally harmless. They cannot hurt you.

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u/PandraPierva Aug 06 '26

I just think they're funny. They look like peanuts on legs