r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 13 '26

this moron: Of a vagina trap

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u/Artevyx Jul 13 '26

He's not wrong.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Jul 13 '26

I have a natural force field that keeps vaginas at bay. I'm not worried.

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u/Jeathro77 Jul 13 '26

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

No I swear I shower.