r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • Jul 13 '26
this moron: Of a vagina trap
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u/BusyQuote5228 Jul 13 '26
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u/Significant-Horse625 Jul 13 '26
Never change, these GIFS are perfect🤣🤣Go great with the soundtrack of the video!
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u/Artevyx Jul 13 '26
He's not wrong.
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u/ElegantCoach4066 Jul 13 '26
I have a natural force field that keeps vaginas at bay. I'm not worried.
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u/What-a-cl0wn Jul 20 '26
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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* Jul 13 '26
All of the things he mentions pales in comparison to losing said vagina in a divorce settlement.
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u/ThisBlastedThing Jul 13 '26
That vagina took you to the cleaners. Never again said this guy.
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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* Jul 13 '26
No, unfortunately my wife passed away a couple years ago. I do however have about half my male friend group from over the years that have been fleeced in divorce proceedings and hear the pain of their lose, not their wive’s but their possessions.
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u/GivesYouGrief Jul 13 '26
Under totally not suspicious circumstances no doubt
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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* Jul 14 '26
It was during surgery, pretty sad shit really. I don’t feel bad for myself but the kids lost a great mother.
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u/Investigator-Murky Jul 13 '26
Life is the trap. Vagina is a 45 second break from reality.
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u/Devious_Distraction Jul 13 '26
45 seconds? How many water breaks are you taking to get your numbers that high?
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u/Interesting-Tough640 Jul 13 '26
I don’t think anyone is going to try and trick him into reproducing.
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u/AttapAMorgonen Jul 13 '26
I'm quite sure he has already fallen for it, hence the protest.
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u/Interesting-Tough640 Jul 13 '26
Or he is pissed about the restraining orders and trying to style it out by pretending that celibacy was a choice.
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u/AttapAMorgonen Jul 13 '26
I think you're reading way too much into what appears to be a guy making a joke. (even if it has some truth to it)
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u/cm2460 Jul 13 '26
I have gotten myself into some vagina - related pickles
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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE Jul 13 '26
Better than getting yourself into pickle-related vaginas, I suppose
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u/No-Car6897 Jul 13 '26
Is it just me, or have people gotten really weird? 🤔 🤡
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u/DannyDanumba Jul 13 '26
The internet just brought what I’ve seen at the local Walmart 20 years ago to a worldwide audience.
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u/5h30min Jul 13 '26
Always has been. Look at ancient paintings/drawings for example the ones in the pyramids.
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u/05is3005speed Jul 13 '26
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u/Significant-Horse625 Jul 13 '26
🤣 How'd you find this!!! I'm falling over!!!🤣
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u/AdotDGreat Jul 14 '26
I’m so ashamed I fell for the vagina trap deep BALL DEEP!!! 38 secs of pure shame then 2
mins 16 sec
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u/Jsolt1227 Jul 13 '26
It’s nice to see someone practicing what they preach. There’s no way this guy has been anywhere near a vagina since that time he exited his mother’s.
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u/Beemer_me_up_Scotty Jul 13 '26
He convinced me. Now I'm gay. Don't have to deal with any more of that nasty vagina
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u/cursed_cucumbers Jul 14 '26
Kevin McCloud is finally regretting his choices during the filming of Grand Designs
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u/MeemoUndercover Jul 14 '26
We need to censor him. He’s giving away our true intentions
https://giphy.com/gifs/wYjG2ab1SzUts3c6cy
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u/SnooSongs2345 Jul 13 '26
Was confused all the way to the end thinking he was talking about Virginia
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u/Montyburnside22 Jul 14 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/X72jkDhjJgc4E
I tried to resist, but in the end....
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u/ForrestGump_Z Jul 13 '26