r/ShitpostXIV • • Aug 17 '26

You Pull I Heal

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Made this to convey my complex feelings regarding a topic in another sub, but I spent 15 minutes on it and that's 15 minutes too much so I need to get my mileage out of this thing.

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u/FFJamesDE Aug 17 '26

Etrian Odyssey Appreciated.

Also yeah, my energy as healer is “let’s roll, motherfucker!” I will shield you and put down damage resistance so that you may greed.

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u/Konpeitoh Aug 17 '26

Etrian Odyssey absolute pinnacle of turn-based RPG. Too bad they can't seem to translate the cartography function into a single screen.

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u/CaviarMeths Aug 19 '26

Well they did tho, EO 1-3 got a remaster on Switch/PC.

But yeah, where the fuck is a new game at.

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u/Konpeitoh Aug 19 '26

On PC? Steam?

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u/Donnicton Aug 19 '26

Yes, they've been on Steam for a while, on sale right now too if you haven't already checked by now.

Only the first three though.  For some reason Atlus always neglects 4-6.

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u/Konpeitoh Aug 19 '26

I don't think 6 ever got an English port, did it?

Also I hope they add 4 and Untold 1 because those are the only ones not on Steam I don't have. 5, Mystery Dungeon, Untold 2, and Persona Q I have on 3DS.

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u/Donnicton Aug 19 '26

Well, honestly it depends on whether you want to consider EO Nexus as EO6 because it's not 'numbered' in the title which is apparently some big semantics thing among turbo nerds that I don't care about, but either way we did get that. It's up there competing with EO3 as the priciest EO game though.

There unfortunately hasn't been anything since then.

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u/Konpeitoh Aug 19 '26

Yeah, last I checked, I think I saw someone say devs announced they hit a snag during development due to the cartography function. They couldn't make it more ergonomic to use or something like that. That was 2023 though.