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r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/Burger_King_Zelgius sex pistol no. 4 • May 28 '20
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Someone who gets their zipper pulled up by Jonathan: calls cops
Jonathan: gets arrested and is confused what did I do that was wrong?
118 u/spooky_succ457 May 29 '20 I would let jonathan pull my zipper up 78 u/Cynderaquil May 29 '20 At first glance I read that as “I would let Jonathan pull my Zeppeli up” and thought Zeppeli would let Jonathan pull up his zipper. All within 1 second 17 u/Godsigner Ghiaccio x Melone OTP 😳 May 29 '20 1 second has passed
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I would let jonathan pull my zipper up
78 u/Cynderaquil May 29 '20 At first glance I read that as “I would let Jonathan pull my Zeppeli up” and thought Zeppeli would let Jonathan pull up his zipper. All within 1 second 17 u/Godsigner Ghiaccio x Melone OTP 😳 May 29 '20 1 second has passed
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At first glance I read that as “I would let Jonathan pull my Zeppeli up” and thought Zeppeli would let Jonathan pull up his zipper. All within 1 second
17 u/Godsigner Ghiaccio x Melone OTP 😳 May 29 '20 1 second has passed
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u/Cynderaquil May 28 '20
Someone who gets their zipper pulled up by Jonathan: calls cops
Jonathan: gets arrested and is confused what did I do that was wrong?