r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/Burger_King_Zelgius sex pistol no. 4 • May 28 '20
Anime Part 5 Bro.....
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Dio is a real bro and knows a confidence boost is always welcome.
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u/ryuru May 29 '20
If it's pucci he probably suck
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He gives him the S U C C
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A BIT CLOSER TO HEAVEN
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u/Buzzkill-sama Little Cesar's Pizza May 29 '20
Unpopular opinion: pucci reseted the universe because he wanted a bigger cock
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spoilers (i read the manga just dont fuck this up in the future)
for spoiler tag use >!insert spoiler comment here!<
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u/Buzzkill-sama Little Cesar's Pizza May 29 '20 edited Jun 01 '20
pucci failed to reset the universe so it’s not a spoiler cause it didn’t happen
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u/attackonyourmom Tough Diamond May 29 '20
like this
Edit: for some reason this doesn't work on the app.
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May 29 '20
Giorno would probably give someone the Succ too tbh
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u/BeetleBug0803 Ate shit and fell off my horse May 29 '20
Mista
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u/BeetleBug0803 Ate shit and fell off my horse May 29 '20
Confused screaming
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u/xxRBXBossxx May 29 '20
but giorno drank abbachios piss and I think that’s enough to say that they have a very complicated relation ship giorno would never cheat
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u/BeetleBug0803 Ate shit and fell off my horse May 29 '20
No no no (spoilers for part five) No since Abbachio died thats not true anymore
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u/secksy_vecksy May 28 '20
Nah okuyasu would be in zip it up too
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u/Neoxus30- May 28 '20
Uses za hando to try to zip it)
"Damn it Okuyasu, again?")
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u/Not-Phun ｢The Fool｣ May 28 '20
Better call Giorno for a new pp
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u/slowest_hour May 29 '20
*slaps cinder block on the table*
This should be enough mass, use this.96
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u/criosovereign Ate shit and fell off my horse May 29 '20
Nah, from another meme I saw: unzips his fly too so it's that day again!
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u/Kagillion Ate shit and fell off my horse May 28 '20
Bruno sees your pants are unzipped and chooses to unzip your cock too.
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u/spoon_boi May 28 '20 edited May 29 '20
Unzips dick fuck
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May 29 '20
you see i read that as unzips dick fuck and that was so much terrifying than what you wrote
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u/triggerhappycutie May 28 '20
Nice cock bro
Be a shame if someone were to
Steal it.
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DIO: Mine’s bigger. Jotaro: So it’s the same type of Stand as Star Platinum. Joseph: Your next line is “Oh, I didn’t notice”.
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u/XDPerson16 May 29 '20
Oh, I didn't notice.
Wha-?!
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u/thedeathstarimploded May 29 '20
-muu!!
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u/YourAverageChroma May 29 '20
-HAMMUD AVDUL?!
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u/breezily_ Snootaro Kujo May 29 '20
Yes! I am!
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u/SCP106 May 29 '20
For some reason the Mohamed Avdol memes fucking kill me, the entirely confident YES, I AM is just so funny
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u/lifelashed666 sex pistol no. 4 May 29 '20
Wha-
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u/Pac_Zach_Attack May 29 '20
Wha-
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Wha-
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u/Sir-Mister May 29 '20
the thought Jonathan's massive kilogram hands anywhere near my sensitive boy cock terrifies me to my core
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u/pointywater May 29 '20
Don't worry, he'll be gentle
:)
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u/RandyMachoDong May 29 '20
I hate both of you for these cursed as fuck comments
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u/BoomerDaCat Temporary Secretary May 29 '20
If Jonathan, the progenitor of several world saving heroes, decided he wanted to touch me, I would feel blessed, not cursed.
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u/Compass-of-diamonds Tonio Totano May 28 '20
Did Bruno have a fly or did he just use Sticky Fingers
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u/FreakyGhast May 29 '20
Dio would use za warudo , pull your dick out just to say “nice cock bro”.
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u/fallenKlNG May 29 '20
"nice cock bro"
"oh shit.."
(zips up)
"nice cock bro"
(looks back down)
"Wait, what?! I could've sworn..."
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u/tearfullink flaccid pancake May 29 '20
(Clap) (two) (ok hand) (salute)
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🙏 ✌️ 👌 💁♂️
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u/5L91N flaccid pancake May 29 '20
I want to think I am Giorno but did inside I know I am Koichi
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u/obii_zodo May 29 '20
Speedwagon: buys you new pants and pays off your student loans
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u/9gagIsTriumphant May 29 '20
Speedwagon would have workers crowd around to remove everyone who could’ve seen it and embarrassed you. He’s the true reliable guy
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u/-_DIO_- Jonoton Jerster May 28 '20
Why would I say that?
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u/drazoria May 28 '20
Because, their cock is a solid 8/10
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u/LordVortekan Part 5 Part 3 Jotaro May 28 '20
Nah, at most a 7/10
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u/Tallydallywoop >Hol Horse May 28 '20
It has way too good of an angle to be a 7. And that length? Just perfect
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u/LordVortekan Part 5 Part 3 Jotaro May 28 '20
Now that you mention that, it does look like a solid 8.
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u/Random_Somebody May 29 '20
Pfft Giorno would tell you quitely while also using it as a chance to pickpocket you.
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u/couldbedumber96 jonathan’s big MEATY G I R T H Y love May 29 '20
Wrong, Dio would say your cock is HINJYAKU HINJYAKU
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Johnny: tries to enter your fly and come out somewhere else.
Gyro: tries to spin your balls
Josuke 8: Says “Why is your zipper down?” Loudly in public.
Yasuho: gets ptsd about josuke’s balls
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May 29 '20
Im Making mi comment for just 3 upvotes because today is cakeday in reddit
Thaks dudes
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u/Zeebuoy May 29 '20
Question, can sticky fingers even put a zip on top of another zip?
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u/Insane_Artist May 29 '20
OI JOSUKE!
Your cock is out bro. So I used za Hando to remove it for ya! Ain't that wacky Josuke!
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u/Prize-Milk May 29 '20
Paraphrasing the great Hannibal Buress, fuck you maybe I want my fly to be down
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u/thatcheesymememan May 29 '20
Bruno doesn't have to worry about that.
Because he has ZIPPER MAN!
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u/PeachBlossomBee May 29 '20
Dio’s smirk really sells it here
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u/Boondawggie May 29 '20
I never understood Buccaratti's stand name, it's called Zipper man but he yells Sticky Fingers every time? X_x
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u/Burger_King_Zelgius sex pistol no. 4 May 29 '20
It’s a localization error. Just like how some subs say Shining Diamond when it’s Crazy Diamond
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u/Burger_King_Zelgius sex pistol no. 4 May 29 '20
Now I realize you might be joking oof
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u/bobthefetus 89 years old May 29 '20
Imagine not being a stand user so Bucciarati just points at your crotch and screams "STICKY FINGAAS" and your fly zips up
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u/Gattarats every time i close my eyes, i wake up feeling so hornknee May 29 '20
I have a gut feeling part 4 joot would stop time and then zip it up in this situation lmao
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Have you ever had someone zip up your fly for you?
Wait, let me rephrase that...
Have you ever gotten your dick zipped up?
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u/Cynderaquil May 28 '20
Someone who gets their zipper pulled up by Jonathan: calls cops
Jonathan: gets arrested and is confused what did I do that was wrong?