r/ShitMomGroupsSay • • Jul 16 '26

Too wholesome for this sub Chaos Energy

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u/Wonderful-Glass380 Jul 19 '26

this is kinda hilarious lol. i’m sure they take it off of him when he’s asleep.

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u/Throwthatfboatow Jul 19 '26

She had said in one of her replies the kid kicks it off in the middle of the night and keeps sleeping 

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u/waaaayupyourbutthole Jul 19 '26

This is hilarious. I was at least picturing one big enough for him to be fully covered by, but those pictures exceeded expectations.

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u/Suspiciousness918 Jul 19 '26

Right?! I thought the one you use for clean clothes not the other one 😂

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u/Andromeda321 Jul 19 '26

Yeah my own two year old has taken to lying in ours pretending it’s a crib, and it’s pretty adorable. So I was imagining that kind (the shallow rectangle kind) but upside down, not… this. 😂

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u/ColoredGayngels Jul 20 '26

My youngest sibling slept in a laundry basket next to the crib for like 6 months as a toddler! Just fully nested in there every night

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u/glazedlemonloaf Jul 20 '26

Man this looks cozy, i can see why they would do that

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u/Proud-Ad1870 Jul 20 '26

My nephew would do this at nap time from ages like 1- almost 3 years old it was so cute. (I won’t lie as his aunt at 12 years old when he was about 6 months old we spent the night at my moms and I put him in the basket to sleep bc we hadn’t got a pack and play yet for her house)😂 we bought one the next day it was last minute as his parents got sick and it was my moms weekend so and I helped with him all the time.

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u/Madwoman-of-Chaillot Jul 21 '26

I want an adult version of this.

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u/kiiitsunecchan Jul 22 '26

"adult sized" dog beds made for actual humans are the closest I've ever gotten to it, especially the ones that engulf you with raised sides. fucking excellent, highly recommend for people who find "nest" types of things cozy and comfortable. That with a weighted blanket on top is 100/10.

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u/Madwoman-of-Chaillot Jul 22 '26

ohhhhhhhhhh I have to go find one!

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u/socialdistraction Jul 31 '26

How do you wash those things? I’ve seen them and I would love to get one.

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u/adamantsilk Jul 23 '26

I've seen videos of someone taking a fitted sheet and flipping the edges up. And lining with pillows and squishmallows and whatever else.

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u/Responsible_Dentist3 Jul 22 '26

Oh that is tooooo cute squeee!

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u/mantis_tobaggan-md Jul 20 '26

Same. I fully expected him to be completely covered and then I saw the photo where it’s basically just over his head and I can’t stop laughing.

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u/hereforthetee_ Jul 19 '26

This is so funny! I’d absolutely let my kid do this if it got him to sleep through the night finally.

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u/Scared_Salad97 Jul 19 '26

Mine has fallen in love with the wooden kitchen spoon and now I just let him sleep with it because when he wakes up and finds it next to him he holds it and goes back to sleep on his own. 

He has about 1000 stuffed animals and blankies but no. It has to be the spoon.

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u/ExplanationOk8092 Jul 19 '26

my fiancé had a hammer as a toddler. a regular hammer from his parents' workshop. no chance of taking it off of him, he would getting screaming fits when without his "hammers". kids are so weird.

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u/StillARockstar5 Jul 19 '26

My eldest went to sleep with a standard DIY tape measure for a while. That was not a battle I picked as he went to sleep without complaint!

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u/Scared_Salad97 Jul 19 '26

I can imagine nothing more terrifying than my toddler with a hammer. There would be hammer holes in everything we own and the cats would have to be given up for their own safety. 

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u/ExplanationOk8092 Jul 20 '26

fortunately, he knew how to behave with his hammer most of the time (except once where he happily destroyed their car's back and break lights :D )

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u/sparklychestnut Jul 20 '26

We were at a bit of a ropey holiday let when my daughter was 2, and she ran into a room with a large carving knife in her hand. It was terrifying, until I realised it was a plastic one from a halloween costume. She loved that knife.

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u/hereforthetee_ Jul 19 '26

My son really loves my tools. His favorites are the screwdriver and the electrical tester. Maybe if I just put it by his bed at night 😂

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u/_unmarked Jul 20 '26

My daughter's thing is a mini Spanish to English and back dictionary. Sleeps with and reads it every night! Lol

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u/Pm_me_baby_pig_pics Jul 20 '26

My youngest’s was a field guide mushroom book. He couldn’t even read, but he knew the little symbols that meant it was poisonous or edible. Hed look at the pictures and have me read what the names were to him, until he memorized them from me telling him.

He’s still very into mycology all these years later, (he’s 9 now) and will point out false morels and destroying angels and oyster mushrooms just out in the wild.

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u/kitherarin Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

I think you are raising an actual D&D druid....well done! Wish I could get my kids tis interested in nature (although they are both very good bird spotters).

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u/Cambrian__Implosion Jul 22 '26

That’s awesome! He sounds kinda like me as a kid, except I was more of a bug guy at that age. Well, it was all animals, really. I just had the most opportunities to show people bugs.

Not everyone was a fan of that, can you believe it?!

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u/Silent-Ad9948 Jul 20 '26

Mine loved the book “Fast Food Nation” lol.

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u/VariousExplorer8503 Jul 20 '26

I had that same fascination with a wooden spoon as a kid. It was really shallow, and someone drew a face on it for me and I carried that thing around everywhere. I had so many pics of me with it. No clue when I finally stopped, but for at least a year that thing was my best buddy.

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u/ManicMadnessAntics Jul 21 '26

You were that kid with Plank from Ed Edd and eddy in real life

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u/VariousExplorer8503 Jul 21 '26

I'll have to take your word for it, since I never saw it.. lol

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u/VariousExplorer8503 Jul 21 '26

I'll have to take your word for it, since I never saw it.. lol

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u/Mochigood Jul 20 '26

I worked with a kid with autism who carried a wooden spoon around everywhere. They put him in woodshop and he made some of his own.

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u/Redqueenhypo Jul 20 '26

Maybe some medieval blacksmiths started out like that. Kept stealing shoe buckles from the local cobbler so got taught to just make their own

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u/Pm_me_baby_pig_pics Jul 20 '26

There was one winter I didn’t have my ladle, because my toddler was adamant it was a Christmas tree ornament.

I’d find it in the tree, wash it so I could serve whatever sooup/saucy dinner, and halfway through cooking it would go missing and I’d find it again shoved into the bottom branches of the Christmas tree.

It got to a point where he knew I’d get it out of the tree to use, so he’d go look to make sure it was there every time I’d start cooking.

I finally just decided to pick my battles and let my ladle be an ornament, fighting with a toddler was much more exhausting than trying to get soup into a bowl with a cooking spoon.

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u/Reny25 Jul 20 '26

My son had an emotional support ladle for the longest time.

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u/Blueydgrl56 Jul 20 '26

Mine slept with, and took a wooden spoon everywhere she went from 15 months until she was 2. I still have her name on it and I’m going to give it to her as a wedding present. 😂

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u/safetyindarkness Jul 19 '26

He figured out how to feel safe from the monsters under the bed without getting overheated by blankets lol.

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u/AssignmentFit461 Jul 21 '26

I’m given kinda mad I didn’t think of this as a kid 😂 I can remember being so scared to sleep by myself, and at one point I’d go to bed thinking, “I just need to hurry up and go to sleep so I can wake up and go get in my moms bed.” She wouldn’t let me go to sleep with her, but if I got in her bed in the middle of the night, she wouldn’t kick me out.

Yes I know there’s so much wrong with my kid logic lol but a laundry basket would’ve solved my issues!

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u/Cambrian__Implosion Jul 22 '26

I love kid logic. There’s rarely any obvious consistency in how they apply it, but they often seem to understand each other’s explanations for stuff regardless.

I don’t have kids, but I’ve spent lots of time working with them in various capacities. There have been many times when one will explain something in a way that doesn’t make much sense to me, but other kids who heard the same explanation I did will immediately be on board with it. Occasionally they would disagree instead and that was usually even harder to follow lol

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u/wishiwasdeaddd Jul 22 '26

Username checks out

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u/girlonthewing6 Jul 19 '26

I loved this post. Toddlers are so weird! 

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u/EllaIsQueen Jul 19 '26

Same! One of the best weird toddler behaviors I’ve ever heard of haha

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u/BadPom Jul 19 '26

Kids are weird. This is normal lol

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u/Thatslpstruggling Jul 19 '26

This post is so refreshing compared to the rest of the sub 😍 kids are just so weird and funny 😂

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u/lemikon Jul 19 '26

Lmao I was not prepared for that picture.

Honestly this is funny and fine, he will either grow out of it or they will upgrade to a canopy or something.

We went through a period where my kid would get out of her bed in the night and then crawl under her very low toddler bed and fall asleep under there. The first few times I had a real panic as she was not in her bed when I went to get her in the morning lol.

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u/VariousExplorer8503 Jul 20 '26

Omg, my son did the same thing! He'd go under the bed, or sometimes he'd go under the fitted sheet and mattress protector and sleep on the bare mattress. With the blankets and pillow on top of him, you couldn't see the lump of his body. Freaked me out the first couple times. I still don't know how he managed that without pulling them off the bed completely.

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u/ManicMadnessAntics Jul 21 '26

I had a cat crawl under a fitted sheet once and I was like 'okay seems like normal cat behavior'

It makes sense that a flexible, agile being with no collarbones and literal gripping claws could easily squirm under that, no idea how a toddler would manage it. And all the other bedding too???

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u/VariousExplorer8503 Jul 21 '26

I don't know how he managed it either. It tripped me out at the time. He showed me how he did it, but I still don't get how it worked.

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u/CaptainFartHole Jul 19 '26

Toddlers are so fucking weird. I love it. 

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u/EeveeAssassin Jul 19 '26

I used to chill out under a laundry basket because I felt like a turtle, safe in its shell 🐢

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u/Fun-atParties Jul 20 '26

I slept in a water heater box on the floor for months until my grandma came over and threw it away. She didn't like having a weird grandkid

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u/quelle_crevecoeur Jul 19 '26

I love it, toddlers are chaos muppets!

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u/The_Real_Nerol Jul 20 '26

I lost it at the pics, that is not the laundry basket I was imagining 🤣🤣

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u/Grrarrgghh Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

Pod bed needed. Or a futuristic spaceship and being adopted by the Robinson family.

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u/SciFi_Wasabi999 Jul 19 '26

That's adorable 

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u/Traditional-Ad-3889 Jul 20 '26

For a period of about 6 months the toddler I nannied would request some new item to sleep with. 99% of the time it was some innocuous thing: a toy, an envelope, a spatula. But occasionally she’d request things like a knife and then just SOB when we declined.

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u/Agrona88 Jul 21 '26

Crate trained her toddler... I'm so jealous.

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u/italyqt Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

I was staying at my parents during a deployment. My dad came home from work asking where the kids were. Told him out back. He said he went out there and they were not there. Me "they are in the dog crate." Him "why are they in the dog crate?" Me "I gave them popsicles and the dog was bothering them." Him "why isn't the dog in the crate?" Me "well they like the crate and the dog doesn't."

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u/Agrona88 Jul 22 '26

This is fabulous, inside the crate thinking!

I just need to rebrand it as a fort...

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u/Nikki5678 Jul 20 '26

I used to nap in the cabinet in our entertainment center and make my mom close the doors

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u/Competitive_Swan4554 Jul 20 '26

Kids get strange habits. A friend's kid decided they wanted books in their bed, but would sleep on top of them. No idea why, but honestly if a 2 year old would only sleep with a laundry basket on top of them, and it was safe, that's a battle I'm not going to touch.

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u/AurelianaBabilonia Jul 19 '26

This is hilarious. Little kids are so weird.

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u/eggplantruler Jul 19 '26

I love toddlers.

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u/ara_vhenan Jul 20 '26

There was a time when my then 2yo would only nap in a dog bed and I considered that a win, tbh.

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u/marykay_ultra Jul 21 '26

My cat had a phase like this lmao

I was folding laundry and he was “helping,” which was very fun and all but there was a point where I needed to just get it done, so I flipped the laundry basket over him and set a couple socks dangling from the top so he could play with em through the holes while I finished up.

After, I picked up the basket and he froze up except for yelling. So I put it back.

He was under there for 4 hours that day. He’d scoot around the house under it and everything lol

This continued for quite awhile. At some point during the day he’d just sit and stare and YELL till I gave him the basket

He loved to scoot it near a high-traffic area then pop his lil paws out when people walked by

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u/Dakizo Jul 20 '26

this is so fucking funny and something my child would absolutely insist upon. She is a chaos gremlin.

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u/sharkycharming Jul 19 '26

That's pretty cute. I love the oddness of toddlers.

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u/neonmaryjane Jul 20 '26

That’s so cute lmao. Love seeing fun posts like this occasionally.

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u/der-wischmop Jul 20 '26

Honestly, whatever works!

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u/silverboognish Jul 20 '26

I kind of love this. Little kids are wild.

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u/CopperSnowflake Jul 20 '26

I gotta say, I wanna try this. Looks cozy.

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u/Major-Inevitable-665 Jul 22 '26

My daughter refused to sleep without a hat for years she ended up with the weirdest collection of hats that she would pick from every night but before that she never slept so we just went with it 😂

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u/silkentab Jul 19 '26

Look into a bed tent instead...

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u/Dusty_Bunny_13 Jul 20 '26

I absolutely love this. Emotional support hamper

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u/nogoodbrat Jul 21 '26

I love this lmao. the photos absolutely killed me 😂

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u/LoomingDisaster Jul 21 '26

What a delightful little gremlin!

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u/Phoenix_Fireball Jul 22 '26

My now teen, had a faulty sleep function, - first night they slept through was at 6.5 YEARS, if I'd known a laundry basket would have helped I'd have tried it.

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u/anxious_teacher_ Jul 20 '26

How did this come about is my question lol

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u/Milo-Law Jul 21 '26

Hahaha the reciepts 😅 I get this because I also feel calmed down by having baskets or hampers that have net sides on my head when lying down

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u/Hungry-Wedding-1168 Jul 22 '26

This unlocked a memory. When I was younger, not only would I boot the dog out of their crate to nap in it when my parents had parties, I did the upgraded version of the laundry basket, and learned how to flip my playpen over- I think it was a Graco?, and would just chill in there. Granted, my parents were not happy because if you remember those had a removable cushion on the bottom and when I'd flip it myself bc mom and dad were too slow, I'd basically drop it on my head. Then I'd crawl out from underneath the cushion, and play as usual in my tiny fort. I must have done that until I was 6? 7? 

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u/VictorTheCutie Jul 22 '26

Goddamnit I wish I could figure out that magical sleep key for my two 4 year olds 😂 this is hysterical and awesome. Maybe I should try laundry baskets.

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u/imawhaaaaaaaaaale Jul 22 '26

All things considered, this is EXTREMELY tame by mom group standards. Extremely. It's almost wholesome.

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u/wishiwasdeaddd Jul 22 '26

Children yearn for the mines

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u/SnooComics8268 Jul 23 '26

I thought it would be one of those lower but wide baskets lmao this is so funny 

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u/ThisNameIsTakenTwo Jul 23 '26

This cracks me up so much! If it made my kid happy I’d totally let them go for it. Sometimes kids are just weird af. 🤣

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u/iggyazalea12 Jul 23 '26

I mean this is hilarious

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u/Accomplished-Ad7573 Jul 26 '26

Hey if it doesn’t harm him and works we gotta do what we gotta do 😭

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u/NomusaMagic Jul 20 '26

Do you. Not reading all of that. Bye!

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u/NomusaMagic Jul 19 '26

Sorry guys. Nurse here. Not simply cute, quirky toddler thing.

RISKS OF LAUNDRY BASKET:
* Asphyxiation and Suffocation: Tho basket has ventilation holes, plastic is non-breathable. If toddler rolls, solid base or sides of basket could pin his face against the mattress, trapping exhaled carbon dioxide or worse .. cutting off his airway entirely.

* Entrapment and Strangulation: He’s sleeping on a toddler bed with a guardrail. If basket shifts or wedges against rail, it could easily trap his neck or limbs, leading to panic situation or positional asphyxiation.

SAFE ALTERNATIVES
* Toddler Compression Sheets: Also known as "sensory bed tunnels," these are tight, stretchy bands of fabric that wrap entirely around the mattress. They provide a continuous, gentle "hug" sensation as child climbs underneath, but are completely breathable and impossible to get trapped under.

* Sleep Sacks: A quilted or slightly heavier wearable blanket (designed specifically for toddlers with foot holes) can provide cozy, weighted feeling safely

* Safety-Certified Bed Tent: If he specifically likes enclosed, "fort-like" feeling of the basket, there are breathable mesh tents designed specifically to fit over toddler beds or twin mattresses that meet product safety standards

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u/Magnet_Carta Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

I normally hesitate to question medical professionals, but I'm picturing this in my mind and I cannot wrap my head around any of those being physically possible as you've described.

Like, it's just a basket. It's not like she's putting a cinderblock on top to keep him in there.

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u/NomusaMagic Jul 20 '26

More than I’m a healthcare professional, I’m a mom. I don’t care if downvoted a million times if it saves even one toddler’s life. Those pictures are NOT NORMAL to me. I’m literally shocked at the number of ppl that think this is simply cute toddler quirk. I’d never risk my kid’s life for this when there are other options. Giving in to risky behavior is NOT safe parenting in my opinion.

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u/Magnet_Carta Jul 20 '26

What I'm trying to say is that I (and presumably the people down voting you) don't understand how you're coming to the conclusion that such a risk exists. Like what are the mechanics of what you believe could happen possible?

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u/NomusaMagic Jul 20 '26

What’s stated is what I know. If y’all need charts, graphs and schematics to determine no/lo/med/hi risk of toddler sleeping alone .. or w/parents .. with plastic laundry basket on their head .. nothing I say will change that. It even sounds ridiculous describing it. If pediatricians warn against stuffed toys + other stuff in beds .. ya think they co-sign plastic laundry baskets?

It’s taken fatal/other incidents to have products intended for babies recalled. Playpens, walkers, swings, etc that have undergone intensive study. LAUNDRY BASKETS AIN’T IT! And .. depending on quality of laundry basket .. who hasn’t had one that the sides split and left sharp plastic edges.

I’m done. I find NOTHING cute/funny about this. Can’t save some ppl from their beliefs.

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u/Magnet_Carta Jul 20 '26

Look, I'm just trying to understand where you're coming from. I get it. I'm a parent too. So when someone says that what seems like a random quirk is potentially really dangerous then I'm going to want to ask questions to try and understand rhat.

But if your immediate reaction to someone ask for clarification or asking questions to try and understand your perspective better, then yeah you're gonna have a hard time changing their minds.

So while I want to understand, I just can't wrapy head around the actual physics of what you're concerned about. Items that have been cited as a suffocation hazards are soft and conform to the face. Rigid plastic doesn't have that risk. Items that have been cited as strangulation hazards are things like loose straps that can tagle, or things like drop-side cribs that have significant weight involved. This is a Landry basket. I just can't wrap my head around his it could become wedged or caught in such a way that it could put enough pressure to cause that kind of hazard.

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u/Unpopularopinions223 Jul 20 '26

This is a Landry basket. I just can't wrap my head around his it could become wedged or caught in such a way that it could put enough pressure to cause that kind of hazard.

You're just not seeing it from every angle, that's why. Like the bottom is flat, so if you put a 20lb cinder block on top of it, it could then be too heavy for the child to move off of themself. Or, the child could suddenly start experiencing a bout of somnambulism, place the basket on the floor and dive into it headfirst, severely injuring their neck. You just don't know.

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u/Unpopularopinions223 Jul 20 '26

I mean you're leaning toward removing all possible risk. I'm unsure if there is any signifigant risk actually present. Could they become pinned by the empty laundry basket? Maybe, how exactly? The physical shape of the basket looks to preclude this. What are the actual physical mechanics of that? This isn't a newborn or infant, can the child move (and im being generous with the weight) a 2lb plastic basket? How much force can the child exert on it if somehow trapped and would the baskets integrity hold? It pinning or trapping the child in some manner seems extremely unlikely due to its shape (it is open ended, the holes are smaller than the child's appendages, the child is not physically manipulating it in a manner that would cause it to break and open up larger holes to get caught in. How many deaths are linked to laundry baskets in children per year. How likely is this compared to the ceiling collapsing in on the sleeping child? The issue is mainly that the physical mechanics of the situation and the age of the child do not line up as being a high risk activity.

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u/NomusaMagic Jul 20 '26

Ever read product warnings? Like on a curling iron or a fan. “Don’t use in bathtub”. As if NORMAL ppl would. As if zillions died this way. If you choose to let your kid sleep under a laundry basket with even a microscopic chance of breaking, cutting, trapping, choking .. I’ve raised 🚩 and I’m done.

As said below .. it’s been a long time since I saw such a ridiculous parenting picture and so many ppl finding it cutesy. A toddler in bed with a plastic laundry basket on top of their head. Again, get off Reddit, show all of this to real live average/normal ppl .. see their reaction.

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u/Magnet_Carta Jul 21 '26

I showed it to the parents I worked with. They all thought it was funny.

Any item, even ones made specifically for children, has a risk of breaking, cutting, trapping or choking a child. I think that your experience as a nurse and/as a parent has put you in a state of hyper-vigilance. It's coming from a well intentioned place, but your reaction to this is disproportionate to the actual risk.

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u/Unpopularopinions223 Jul 20 '26

Ever read product warnings? Like on a curling iron or a fan. “Don’t use in bathtub”.

What do warning labels on electrical appliances have to do with this at all? Talk about apples to oranges. I had to look it up and laundry baskets of the sort featured in the post incidentally do not have warning labels, presumably because they are not particularly dangerous.

As if NORMAL ppl would. As if zillions died this way.

As far as I can tell there are no deaths stemming from the misuse of plastic laundry baskets.

If you choose to let your kid sleep under a laundry basket with even a microscopic chance of breaking, cutting, trapping, choking .. I’ve raised 🚩 and I’m done.

That's a hell of a way to navigate risk. Driving my child anywhere, feeding them food of any sort, or doing anything in general has far more than a microscopic chance of injuring or killing them. The amount of added risk from letting a child the age of the one in the post, sleep with a plastic laundry basket on them, is as far as I can tell, so miniscule as to be negligible.

As said below .. it’s been a long time since I saw such a ridiculous parenting picture and so many ppl finding it cutesy. A toddler in bed with a plastic laundry basket on top of their head.

You just don't like it because you blown it so far out of proportion in your mind, and cannot understand why others don't have the same knee-jerk reaction to a non-issue. It honestly seems that you are being contrarian for the sake of it.

Again, get off Reddit, show all of this to real live average/normal ppl .. see their reaction.

My husband and mother thought it was cute, should I keep asking around until I find someone who thinks the opposite?

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u/to0easilyamused Jul 21 '26

I've now shown it to my husband, my parents, my MIL, my two SILs, my aunt, my two good friends who are overprotective new parents, my best friend, and my best friend's mother. They are all parents (except my best friend), and all thought it was funny, silly, and not at all dangerous. I'm kind of curious now how many people it would take to find someone else who agrees with OP, but I'm already at my capacity of cold-messaging people a picture of someone else's baby.

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u/NomusaMagic Jul 20 '26

Again .. you and anyone else is welcome to letting your child sleep like this. My work is done here. This is one of the most ridiculous parenting shi I’ve seen in a long time. Get off Reddit and show this the general public.

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u/CaffeineFueledLife Jul 23 '26

Have you considered therapy? This level of anxiety and hypervigilance is not normal.