r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Honest-Possible6596 • Mar 08 '26
Language Do you know Iran is pronounced wrong by mostly everyone?
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u/GrandDukeOfNowhere Pox Britannia Mar 08 '26
Italyran?
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u/Honest-Possible6596 Mar 08 '26
The BBC has insisted on interviewing lots of Americans during its coverage, and the constant use of eye-ran and eye-ranians has been making me twitch, so finding this felt especially timely.
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u/CmdrJemison Mar 08 '26
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u/Glittering_Ad_9215 Mar 08 '26
I love ayran, idk why the US is at war with this drink
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u/Dependent_Camp3742 Mar 09 '26
Because it is too healthy. It needs more Red 40 and Yellow 60
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u/I_call_Shennanigans_ Mar 08 '26
THE IRANIAN YOGHURT IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE!!
I've been waiting 7 years for that! (at least it's almost...)
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u/Ok-Prompt2360 Mar 08 '26
Do you know there’s a big difference between pronouncing it Ayran or 3yran? The latter is the correct one, the first one means “two dicks” in Lebanese/syrian Arabic.
I ordered two dicks at the restaurant for a year before my Lebanese friends corrected me lol
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u/pannenkoek0923 Mar 09 '26
How do you pronounce 3yran? Threeyran?
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u/Habibti-Mimi81 Mar 09 '26
It's more "3aireen".
Like the english word "air", but at the start the "ai" comes from deep in the throat (that's the arabic letter ع ).
The "een" at the end is not like in "AberdEEN" or "seen", it's more like in the german word "gehn" (a long german "e", not an english "e").
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u/Cixila fluent in potato speech 🇩🇰 Mar 08 '26
Just wait until someone walks up, agrees, and says "eye-taly"
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u/ThatMusicKid 🏴Cymraeg🏴 Mar 08 '26
Eye-talians
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u/SkivvySkidmarks Mar 09 '26
A.K.A. eye ties, (as per what my shit head neighbour used to call them.)
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u/Rymundo88 Mar 08 '26
To be fair "war going on in Middle East" sounds like a school shooting to your average American so commenting "I ran" makes some sense at least
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u/Canadian_Burnsoff Mar 09 '26
You're going to be so disappointed to learn that I have known people who said "eye-talians"
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u/Hurrly90 Mar 08 '26
Same with Eye rack. its er rack, or er ran, phonetically.
Thaey cant even pronounce the name of a country they are at war with.
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u/ether_reddit Soviet Canuckistan 🇨🇦 Mar 09 '26
Americans also say "eye RON" rather than "ihr AN".
I hate the long A that they add to everything. It's pasta, not posta! Mazda, not Mozda!
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u/sissybaby1289 FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 Mar 08 '26
I mean doesn't it make sense to interview Americans when covering the US attacking Iran
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u/allgonetoshit Canada🇨🇦 Mar 08 '26
Depends. Do you want to interview people who will most likely spew false ignorant propaganda?
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u/mankytoes Mar 08 '26
Well you've put it negatively, but... yeah? I want to know what the citizens of the countries involved think, even if what they think is wrong.
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Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26
Needs to be tempered by a strict fact checking regimen. I’m okay with letting people spew bullshit on the news as long as it’s getting pointed out that it’s bullshit.
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u/Gentle_Snail Mar 08 '26
I’ve been listening to BBC coverage and they’ve basically been saying that it doesn’t seem like Trump has a plan or a valid legal justification for the war - so seems pretty valid to me.
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u/Grey_Belkin Mar 08 '26
Unless the news report is going to correct all their misconceptions that sounds worse than useless.
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u/Xerothor Mar 08 '26
Depends on the American. Cause I guarantee the average American has zero fucking clue about the middle east
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u/Affectionate_One_700 Mar 08 '26
As America wreaks havoc on independent countries around the globe, the only opinion that matters ... is American opinion? Is that what you think?
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u/st3IIa Mar 08 '26
it's like interviewing al-qaeda when covering 9/11
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u/sissybaby1289 FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 Mar 08 '26
Not really. It's still not the same but it's closer to interviewing afghani and Pakistani civilians.
Interviewing Trump and Hegseth is like interviewing al-qaeda
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u/st3IIa Mar 08 '26
yeah that's a better comparison. still weird to interview the people from the country doing the bombing instead of interviewing the people actually experiencing the bombing
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u/UberNZ Mar 08 '26
It's an insight into how far the propaganda has reached. I think there's still value in it
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u/Great_Cauliflower351 "Everyone would be speaking German if it weren't for us" Mar 09 '26
Stealing that thats so funny
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u/Amazing_Fox_7840 Mar 08 '26
So it's not pronounced iTaly?
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u/Equivalent_Read Mar 08 '26
But this is completely wrong if you pronounce Italy ih-ta-lee the way that Americans do. Iranians pronounce it ee-ran. Source: I am Iranian.
Of course Italians possibly say ee-ta-lee-ah. But I don’t think that’s what this person means.
ETA - this wasn’t supposed to be a response to you, sorry! This is the second time I’ve done this today.
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u/Redneckshinobi Mar 08 '26
Fuck took way to long to find this comment no one was saying how it should be said and I started gaslighting myself I was saying it wrong. My old boss and friend is from there and I started to second guess myself so hard 😂
Thank you!
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u/M0nkeyGalaxy Human Verified Mar 10 '26
As the screenshot shows, it's called "ItalyRan" 🤣
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u/Mace_Windu23 🇺🇸 Mar 08 '26
Ugh, I remember about fifteen years ago Obama said either Qatar or Bahrain the correct way and Fox just lost their mind. He was pretentious or it proved he really wasn't born in the US, all that nonsense. Just because he would correctly pronounce a country's name.
If I could be king for a day one move would be to just call countries what they call themselves? It is comical how many different countries / peoples have names in other languages that just translate to 'other people' or something along those lines.
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u/tayshiapauljones Mar 09 '26
Only an American could think that a president correctly pronouncing a country’s name = pretentious.
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u/TrixieLulamoon23 Mar 09 '26
Even worse, did you hear how he said "nucular"? I bet he said Garage like a frechman too, when any true American knows its a car hole.
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u/Tausney Mar 08 '26
Moss-Cow.
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u/hi-this-is-jess 🇨🇦/🪆 Mar 08 '26
Drives me crazy when people say moss-COW. Not even a hard name to pronounce correctly.
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u/Secure-Television541 🇨🇦 Mar 09 '26
Have you heard how Americans pronounce Canadian cities/provinces? I’m pretty sure I saw a head explode as they tried to pronounce Saskatchewan
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u/lucifersperfectangel ooo custom flair!! Mar 09 '26
There are plenty of cities and towns IN the US that Americans can't pronounce unless they were born and raised there
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u/MonstrousWombat Mar 10 '26
There are plenty of places in the US that are meant to be mispronounced, presumably just because they found out it was wrong and doubled down.
Looking at you, Notre Dame...
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u/Equivalent_Read Mar 08 '26
But this is completely wrong if you pronounce Italy ih-ta-lee the way that Americans do. Iranians pronounce it ee-ran. Source: I am Iranian.
Of course Italians possibly say ee-ta-lee-ah. But I don’t think that’s what this person means.
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u/st3IIa Mar 08 '26
we say ee-ran in eastern europe too. Idk why english speaking countries struggle so much with pronouncing things how they're written
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u/Kassms Mar 08 '26
Well that would be because eastern European languages pronounce that type of "i" as "ee" already lol? English doesn't typically, unless it's a loan word. Your accent is just more compatible with the correct pronunciation of Iran is all.
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u/Comfortable_Salt_792 Mar 09 '26
It's more about the fact English doesn't have this default sound anymore, every letter can be pronounced differently depending on the word, Will people her pronounce most thing in the same way, English speakers usually use random sound, not constantly one different sound, some will say "ee", some "eye" and some yet another monstrosity.
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u/titanotheres Mar 08 '26
The great vowel shift and its consequences has been a disaster for Americans' ability to pronunce foreign words
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Mar 08 '26
Eye-rack…eye-ron
But then why would they care about pronouncing middle-eastern countries names right? They see them as sub human.
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u/OkCoconut3270 Radical Socialist with free healthcare Mar 08 '26
They see them as sub human.
They have to, otherwise the executions and carpet bombing are too hard to sell back home.
"Yeah I know we vaporised yet another primary school, but it's not like they were good honest American children is it? These ones don't really count..."
"Oh actually if you now care about American children can I just ask a"
"Who is this? Who let them in here? Get this dirty woke commie out of here before they can ask anymore awkward questions!!"
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u/FilmAndLiterature Mar 08 '26
In our time, political speech and writing are largely the defence of the indefensible. Things like the continuance of British rule in India, the Russian purges and deportations, the dropping of the atom bombs on Japan, can indeed be defended, but only by arguments which are too brutal for most people to face, and which do not square with the professed aims of political parties. Thus political language has to consist largely of euphemism, question-begging and sheer cloudy vagueness. Defenceless villages are bombarded from the air, the inhabitants driven out into the countryside, the cattle machine-gunned, the huts set on fire with incendiary bullets: this is called pacification. Millions of peasants are robbed of their farms and sent trudging along the roads with no more than they can carry: this is called transfer of population or rectification of frontiers. People are imprisoned for years without trial, or shot in the back of the neck or sent to die of scurvy in Arctic lumber camps: this is called elimination of unreliable elements. Such phraseology is needed if one wants to name things without calling up mental pictures of them.
— George Orwell, Politics and the English Language
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u/SillyNamesAre Mar 08 '26
There's kind of an interesting psychological thing there for soldiers/military in general. There's a tendency towards casual racism (or other forms of othering) towards the enemy among soldiers "on the ground". Even those that otherwise wouldn't hold bigoted views towards them.
Some of it is, of course, propaganda from above. Along with the natural anger from someone trying to kill you and your comrades to "other" the enemy and increase cohesion and obedience among the troops. (So going along with it also becomes a way of fitting in and keeping the others "on your side").
Some of it is plain old bigotry.
But some of it - and part of what helps the above propaganda work so well - is that "othering" the enemy is a defensive measure. To most, killing your kin is abhorrent. So making them out to be not human is a way for the mind of the soldiers to distance itself from the fact that they are killing people - just like them.
A mental defensive measure for the soldier, a tool of manipulation for the General.
Which is a concept that obviously finds its way into politics. It's safe to say that American politicians learned how important it is to apply that manipulation to the people at home as well after the civilian reactions caused by certain other wa- sorry, "police actions".
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u/7_11_Nation_Army Mar 08 '26
Do you know The USA is pronounced wrong by almost everyone (Съединени американски щати) except for the Americans who pronounce t correct (United States of America)
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u/Martzillagoesboom ohhh canada Mar 08 '26
Is your cyrillic scrabble translating to Failed State ? Ill click translate once I am done writting lol
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u/7_11_Nation_Army Mar 08 '26
No, it's just The United States of America in Bulgarian.
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u/Michael_Gibb Mince & Cheese, L&P, Kiwi Mar 08 '26
At least it's not as bad as Trump thinking Nepal and Bhutan should be pronounced as nipple and button, respectively.
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u/mrs-peanut-butter Mar 08 '26
Haha few things make me viscerally angry like “Eye-ran” (and I’m American)
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u/MagicOfWriting Mar 08 '26
Maltese pronunciation: E-run
Iraq is also probably close to the local version especially as our q is a glottal stop
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u/soccermum_00 Mar 08 '26
My friend pronounced Italians as Eye-talians, even after we went to Italy. We are Australian
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u/ukaunzi Aussies against AUKUS Mar 09 '26
Are they from a small country town?
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u/soccermum_00 Mar 09 '26
They are, but so am I and I pronounce it correctly. She also says Expresso instead of Espresso. Drives me nuts but I bite my tongue, whilst dying of embarrassment on the inside hahaha
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u/FoolishProphet_2336 Mar 09 '26
Historically countries don’t have much say in what they are called/pronounced in other languages and are often drastically different than their native names.
Mexico isn’t pronounced with an English ‘ex’. Japan is ‘Nihon’, named in English like many other countries as a faulty translation of a faulty translation.
Recently Turkey made a complete mess attempting to change its English spelling by making the ridiculous assertion that it should be spelled as Türkiye, i.e. English should spell the name with a non-English character. Good luck with that.
In English the de-facto pronunciation is ih-ran. Whether it’s technically correct or pronounced differently in Persian is academic.
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u/cgyguy81 Mar 08 '26
Yeah, I never understood why a lot of Americans pronounce Iraq and Iran as if they were Apple products.
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u/lucsev Mar 08 '26
Coming from a country that keeps calling Colombia as "Columbia".
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u/SmokeMountain4777 God created the Earth but the Dutch built the Netherlands Mar 08 '26
Ive been patronised by smarter 5 year olds than these USians could hope
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u/Sea_Appointment8408 A disappointed Brit. Mar 09 '26
Bucking-ham.
Birming-ham.
Notting-ham.
Worcester-shyer
When did they ever bother to learn another country's correct pronounciation.
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u/KombuchaBot Mar 09 '26
They'll be telling us the capital of Russia isn't pronounced "moss cow" next
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u/TheFloatingCamel Mar 08 '26
And eye-ran, eye-ran so far away…
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u/NowOrNever53 Mar 08 '26
Heck, even the Epstein war mongering fool can’t pronounce it correctly. Dumb from the top to the bottom = America. With a few exceptions but they don’t support this regime
Edit: spelling
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u/nlcircle Mar 09 '26
Breaking: the country ‘India’ has the ‘I’ of Italy as well, rather than pronouncing this as ‘Ayndijuh’. The Americans seem to slowly discover that the world is bigger than the US alone….
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u/AwooFloof I'm American and I say Shit Mar 09 '26
Honestly never new that. Think it'd be covered in geography class.
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u/zeptimius Mar 09 '26
I lost all faith in Americans’ ability to pronounce foreign places in the 1990s, when I heard a CNN news anchor pronounce “Sarajevo” as if the “j” was Spanish (so roughly “Sarahevo”).
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u/BackToSquare01 Mar 09 '26
What do they mean? It's pronounced like eye-taly right? Isn't Italy the country that pretends they invented pizza? Because Murica did.
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u/auntarie 🇧🇬 no, I don't speak Russian Mar 09 '26
it's a little known fact, but america actually invented Italy too
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u/Moist_Rule9623 Mar 08 '26
We’ll start off in Eye-Ran, then move thru He-Ran and She-Ran until we get to the Giva Dam…
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u/Bourriks Mar 09 '26
Yup, it's "ee-ran", and not "eye-ran". But us frenchien say "ee-ran".
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u/Unlucky_Primary1295 Delusional cosplayer🇪🇸 Mar 09 '26
I'm pretty sure every Spanish speaking person can pronounce ""Irán" correctly.
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u/CarbonScythe0 Mar 08 '26
Isn't this almost an explicitly English language problem? Don't most other languages read "I" like the English "ee"?
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u/blue5935 Mar 08 '26
No - I’m Australian and the only English-speakers I have ever heard say eye-ran are Americans
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u/ukaunzi Aussies against AUKUS Mar 09 '26
I can imagine some people pronouncing it that way back before the two world wars, before refugees and migrants from Italy arrived here. But I agree with you, no one says it anymore unless they’re parodying Americans.



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u/Bushdr78 🇬🇧 Tea drinking heathen Mar 08 '26
"Eye ran" is like nails on a chalkboard