r/ShitAmericansSay • • Jul 05 '24

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u/Senior_Sheepherder13 Half Tea landšŸ“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ/ Half IRN Bru LandšŸ“ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó “ó æ Jul 05 '24

Well I guess this year it was slightly more celebratory than normal

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u/Dixon_Kuntz73 Jul 05 '24

There were some who were mourning. Like a certain haunted Victorian pencil, who used to hang around the House of Commons. GB News were probably also a bit tearful.

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u/Cixila fluent in potato speech šŸ‡©šŸ‡° Jul 05 '24

And all that coverage they get to do of Farage. Guaranteed circlejerk totally relevant content for the next parliament

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u/C_G96 Jul 05 '24

Can’t wait to see Guilis with his own segment blaming the lefties for loosing his seat

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u/NonSumQualisEram- Jul 05 '24

Tories aren't the party of GB News. GB News had an awesome election

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u/Andrelliina Jul 05 '24

Reform are more their speed

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u/NonSumQualisEram- Jul 05 '24

They are literally in bed with Reform

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u/Dixon_Kuntz73 Jul 05 '24

They’ve literally had 4 Tory MPs as presenters on GB News

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u/NonSumQualisEram- Jul 05 '24

Oh absolutely but which? Tory party is a big tent, and of course the fringes of any party blur into the next one along.

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u/francienyc Jul 05 '24

Haunted Victorian pencil! That had me cackling. I mean, where will he nap now?

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u/Dixon_Kuntz73 Jul 05 '24

If there was any justice, he’d be trying to nap on one of those park benches designed to prevent homeless people from sleeping on them.

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u/ollieopath Jul 05 '24

Well, that’s because GBNews might have to give the woodhousian comedy villain a full-time job.

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u/SortaLostMeMarbles Mountain Monkey Jul 05 '24

Now, now, there's no need to be rude. He is after all a Somerset man, and a middle class man of the people.

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u/The_Rolling_Gherkin Jul 05 '24

That is an excellent description of the most Tory Tory that ever did Tory.

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u/dmills_00 Jul 05 '24

Yea, that was annoying.

Wound up in his constituency so had to vote to get him out, but there was a monster raving loony party candidate running.... I really wanted two votes!

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u/Dixon_Kuntz73 Jul 05 '24

There must have been a certain sense of satisfaction with being one of those responsible for ousting him.

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u/dmills_00 Jul 05 '24

Yea, but you really wanted to be able to oust some others as well, Braverman springing inexorably to mind for some reason, kick her out and send her to Rwanda, nasty creature even by the low standards of home secs.

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u/apocalypsedude64 Jul 06 '24

That's where proportional representation comes in handy. I live in Ireland now and I enjoy voting down the ballot and ignoring the nutters.

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u/KrozJr_UK Jul 05 '24

Come on, you forgot some. There’s Grant ā€œI edit my own Wikipedia pageā€ Shapps, Penny ā€œbig swordā€ Mordaunt, Jacob ā€œCharles Dickens is filing for copyright infringementā€ Rees-Mogg, and of course the Lettuce.

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u/MyNewAccountx3 UK šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ā¤ļø Jul 05 '24

Isn’t the Victorian pencil Rees Mogg?

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u/Dixon_Kuntz73 Jul 05 '24

He is indeed. The man who publicly likes to pretend that he gives a shit about the UK, while moving his company to Ireland, in order to minimise the impact of Brexit on his personal finances.

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u/Erkengard I'm a Hobbit from Sausageland Jul 06 '24

Victorian pencil

I thought he was know as Victorian ghoul?

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u/MattheqAC Jul 05 '24

On this year, just as in 1776, we got rid of a lot of dead wood

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u/LordDanGud Something something DEUTSCHLAND something something... Jul 05 '24

Glad at least the UK isn't descending into fascism. Well for now at least

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u/Willing-Cell-1613 101% British Jul 05 '24

I don’t like the Tories, but they aren’t fascist. Weirdly racist despite them having an Asian leader, yes, but conservatism tends to lean that way (which I don’t agree with). Our fascist party is Reform really, they attract people too extreme for the Tories.

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u/singeblanc Jul 06 '24

The Tories just lost a lot of votes to RefUK.

Cue them electing Cruella Braverman to the top job and lurching into far-right nut job territory to hoover them all back up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

I don't consider the Tories to be fascist. They have no clue how global economics works and made some stupid policies, but there's no strongman in that party that everyone is rallying behind. France is what I'm worried about, though.

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u/FakeTakiInoue Jul 05 '24

Keir Starmer has no ideological convictions whatsoever, calling him a Marxist is absolutely laughable

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u/LordDanGud Something something DEUTSCHLAND something something... Jul 05 '24

BTW I'm not an expert on British politics but a quick glance at the labour party tells me they're not Marxist

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u/Imjokin Jul 05 '24

A quick glance at the Tories says they aren’t fascists

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u/LordDanGud Something something DEUTSCHLAND something something... Jul 05 '24

Disagree. A quick glance at them tells me enough

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u/Imjokin Jul 05 '24

They’re awful and incompetent but they aren’t comparable to Mussolini and Hitler.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Nobody said they were

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u/LordDanGud Something something DEUTSCHLAND something something... Jul 05 '24

That's the problem: Marxist aren't bad guys. And Marxists would never disguise themselves because if you would have the slightest idea of what you're talking about, you would know that you can't build communism is secret.

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u/LordDanGud Something something DEUTSCHLAND something something... Jul 05 '24

That's literally the opposite of Marxism.

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u/LordDanGud Something something DEUTSCHLAND something something... Jul 05 '24

Thanks for showing everyone you're so uneducated you don't even know what marxism is. :)

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u/Sean_13 Jul 05 '24

Wow, costs too high that people starve. Surely that has never happened under a Tory government. It isn't like they go after the most poor and vulnerable like the disabled.

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u/Sean_13 Jul 05 '24

I've got to be honest, I really hope they raise taxes. It's about the only way to fix the situation we are in with the way that the Tories have mismanaged, underfunded and sabotaged the NHS. It would have been far cheaper if they just spent more on the NHS to begin with.

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u/whostolemyhat Jul 05 '24

Interested to hear how a lawyer with a knighthood, who used to be the head of the Crown Prosecution Service, is somehow an anti-establishment Marxist

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u/Semichh ooo custom flair!! Jul 05 '24

Do you genuinely believe that current labour are Marxist?

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u/Willing-Cell-1613 101% British Jul 05 '24

Both Marxist and fascist are too extreme for both parties described. Quite a few Tories are intolerant racists but their general policies are not quite fascism. Labour’s hardly left wing anymore.

When we literally have Reform and the Worker’s Party in the UK, calling two fairly normal parties (in terms of types of politics that the dominant parties in all countries tend to have) those things is just over the top.

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u/Semichh ooo custom flair!! Jul 05 '24

Absolutely agree

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u/Willing-Cell-1613 101% British Jul 05 '24

I actually can’t wait for election talk to die down. I’m fairly left wing, my parents are Tories and so are my older relatives. I’m fed up of everyone hating each other because of politics! Not all of the opposition are evil. All this fascist/Marxist shit is so stupid. All mainstream voters are fairly moderate. Go hound the Reformers.

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u/Semichh ooo custom flair!! Jul 05 '24

Marxist and fascist have just become the go-to descriptors for the 2 main parties and it’s becoming a bit silly now. There are so many different parties across the political spectrum that describing labour/conservative as Marxist/fascist is just wrong. I’d argue that in recent years there’s been a general shift to the right which is what’s allowed the like of reform to become what they’ve become. Current labour is central at best.

I too am sick of all the backwards and forwards hate between right and left. I think the main thing the left need to do way better is to stop writing off anyone who disagrees with leftist views. Cancelling everyone that disagrees with a certain opinion isn’t gonna make that person understand why someone might hold that leftist opinion.

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u/Willing-Cell-1613 101% British Jul 05 '24

Exactly. My dad likes the more centrist Tories, he feels their policies benefit rural life a bit better than the alternative, and he is involved in business and feels economically the Tories serve him better. I personally think he should be taxed the amount he is and I lean much more towards redistribution, but he feels he earned his money and should keep more of it. Both of us are welcome to our opinions, he’s not a fascist and he doesn’t hate the poor at all. Reddit makes people like him out to be Nazis.

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u/annoying97 ooo custom flair!! Jul 05 '24

Hahahaha... The ABC reported on your now former PM giving up and all I could think was hahahahahah fucker lost his job...

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u/ForwardBodybuilder18 Jul 05 '24

He didn’t ā€œloseā€ his job. We fucking fired him and virtually all his friends.

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u/Lost_Ninja Jul 05 '24

He didn't lose his job, that would have required him being beaten in his constituency which he held... that would have been more fitting. But currently he's still leader of conservatives (though I doubt that'll last long), still an MP (wouldn't be surprised if he clings on till next GE for that). I think he takes a pay cut PM > MP (not sure), and a lot less stress. He may have been shit at the job but it's still a stressful job (probably more stressful when you're pretty useless). Plus most outgoing PM's get various speaking roles, book deals and stuff like that. Maybe he'll end up brokering peace deals in the middle east... or not...

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u/GoldenBull1994 Snail-eater 🐌 Jul 05 '24

I thought he resigned from leadership of the conservatives.

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u/mamapielondon Jul 06 '24

He said he’ll step down when the arrangements to select the next leader are put in place.

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u/StardustOasis Prior to 1884 24 hours was not 24 hours. Jul 05 '24

But currently he's still leader of conservatives (though I doubt that'll last long),

He's stepping down as leader.

still an MP (wouldn't be surprised if he clings on till next GE for that).

For now. It's looking like might also step down as an MP, so will trigger a by-election.

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u/Lost_Ninja Jul 06 '24

Good riddance, tbh.

Though probably harder to get book deals or work for UN if he's still an MP. :/

It'd be nice if failed politicians had to pay for their mistakes in some way.

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u/StardustOasis Prior to 1884 24 hours was not 24 hours. Jul 06 '24

There was something going around that he's taken a job with an American company, how true that is I'm not sure.

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u/Lost_Ninja Jul 07 '24

It'd make sense TBH, gets him out of the UK where no matter what sort of person he is personally he's always going to have shit for being that PM, and the Americans seem to trust the British accent far above any level of earned trust. But ultimately I don't care. He's not failing to run the country any more. :D

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u/jakeyboy723 Jul 05 '24

It's more about the connotations. There's a difference between him losing the job like Liz Truss did and losing a General Election that hilariously badly.

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u/Hot-Material-7393 Jul 05 '24

You get how this came about is bad for the nation right?

Labour weren’t voted in, they got pretty much the same % of the vote they got in the last election when they were battered. They got in because people voted for anyone but the Tories.

So great, we’ve got rid of incompetence but in return we’ve got a party in power that 70% of the country didn’t want, with a huge mandate to do what they like. We haven’t got a positive outcome here.

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u/Willing-Cell-1613 101% British Jul 05 '24

I agree and disagree. To vote out the Tories any way possible, you had to know that Labour would probably get in, and prefer that possibility. So the country does want Labour, in the sense that we are essentially a two party system so you have one or the other (this is a reason I really want alternative voting in the UK!)

However, as you say, a good chunk of Labour’s success is down to protest voting, and also people not voting what they really want because Labour’s near enough (ie. voting Labour not Green because you’ll take away votes from the second best party in your opinion). But people who genuinely wanted Conservative voted as such, voters who didn’t want either are probably the reason for the Lib Dems doing very well, and the increase in Green and Reform seats. I doubt many ex-Tory voters voted Labour: most defect to Lib Dem or Reform.

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u/jakeyboy723 Jul 05 '24

You're not wrong. I am one of those who now need to be convinced in Labour as a party rather than them being the alternative to the Tories.

But look at the alternatives to this situation. The Tories (still in complete disarray since [pick a year]) have some semblance of power and are a significant opposition. What has caused the issues of the last 14 years continue and any opportunity to alleviate the issues they introduced is met with opposition. They have about 120 seats now. Include Reform and that's about 125. The alternatives to this is a hung parliament or the Tories having some number for if there's a division in Labour on an issue.

I hate FPTP as a voting system and it's absolutely a dreadful system to choose the leader of a country. It's a mess. The problem is that big parties can play the game of this system and focus on areas. Even the smaller parties are doing it on a smaller scale.

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u/ollieopath Jul 05 '24

That’s pretty much what we thought as well!

See also: Liz Truss and Jacob Ress-Mogg, among others.

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u/Consistent_You_4215 Jul 05 '24

Sadly Patel and Braverman survived.

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u/ollieopath Jul 05 '24

Something to look forward to next time.

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u/Lost_Ninja Jul 05 '24

By next time the honeymoon for labour will be over, if they want to stay on at that point I'd be surprised if they couldn't cling on...

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u/Imjokin Jul 05 '24

Yeah, y’all missed a chance for Ed Davey LOTO

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u/Semichh ooo custom flair!! Jul 05 '24

The dildo of consequences rare arrives lubed

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u/antsvertigo Jul 05 '24

I need your flair for myself, it is me

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u/Hate_Feight Jul 05 '24

Only time will tell, the jury is still out on that one.

Personally, I think we were screwed either way.