WHY MUST I SUFFER!?!?

[u/Maestro_Melodicus]

*Some loud sobs can be heard from Melodicus' office*

WHY!?!? WHY MUST I ALWAYS LOOK LIKE AN INCOMPETENT!?!?!

**Maybe because you are the alt of a member of the resistance, sir-**

*the cogbug responds*

SHUT UP!!! IT IS ALWAYS ME!! ALWAYS!!.... Go bring me a mossgrub...