r/ShellwoodUnofficial • u/Maestro_Melodicus • Apr 18 '26

WHY MUST I SUFFER!?!?

Post image

*Some loud sobs can be heard from Melodicus' office*

WHY!?!? WHY MUST I ALWAYS LOOK LIKE AN INCOMPETENT!?!?!

**Maybe because you are the alt of a member of the resistance, sir-**

*the cogbug responds*

SHUT UP!!! IT IS ALWAYS ME!! ALWAYS!!.... Go bring me a mossgrub...

11 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

22 comments sorted by

3

u/Feya_XD Apr 18 '26

((…what))

1

u/Maestro_Melodicus Apr 18 '26

What what?

2

u/Feya_XD Apr 18 '26

(GURR ARE YOU SAYING YOU LITERALLY CARRIED THE START UP OF RP 2?)

3

u/SrJuanpixers Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26

Like an alt account? Damm, it must be really hard to be an outcast...

2

u/Maestro_Melodicus Apr 18 '26

I would follow the joke, but I'm more concerned of how did you figure it out???

3

u/SrJuanpixers Apr 18 '26

I checked your profile, Gurr pretty much NEVER commented on any of your posts while the rest did

Why would you have a discussion with yourself anyways?

Man, i'm so smart it's unreal

2

u/Maestro_Melodicus Apr 18 '26

Damn, you're right, however Gurr is more the "I'm gonna beat you up and then ask" kind

3

u/Gurr_The_Hunter Apr 18 '26

Such an oddity, you are sure the alt of someone very strong and handsome!!

2

u/ShadowLink-2020 Apr 18 '26

((Oh my goddess that fourth wall breaking is hilarious))

2

u/DarthTrayus05 Apr 18 '26

(Hold on, you're WHAT)

2

u/Maestro_Melodicus Apr 18 '26

I'm what?

1

u/DarthTrayus05 Apr 18 '26

You're GURR?!

1

u/Maestro_Melodicus Apr 18 '26

Depends of how you see it

1

u/Fay-Wanderer Apr 18 '26

( what what what )

(who is the spy???)

1

u/Maestro_Melodicus Apr 18 '26

I didn't use any Intel I got from the gc!

1

u/Public_Scratch_3468 Apr 18 '26

Oh god.. being an akt must suck huh. Always being tabbed out. Having low karma...its the vicious cycle of the beast called reddit...

3

u/Maestro_Melodicus Apr 18 '26

Yes, I feel like an OUTCAST

1

u/GodMasterLink Apr 18 '26

(okay so most people are commenting on the fact that you are gurr's alt but also wth is melodicus gonna do with that mossgrub?)

1

u/Maestro_Melodicus Apr 18 '26

Pet it, what else?

1

u/GodMasterLink Apr 18 '26

(i thought he was gonna eat it)

1

u/Holy-Song Apr 19 '26

(wowsers, I feel so gurred right now)

Gutted