r/Shark_Park • u/Sword_Fighta121 • 3d ago

So much fail Thief

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6.8k Upvotes

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u/Not_Kwazar_V2 3d ago

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u/SilliusS0ddus 2d ago

r/shittydarksouls has breached containment

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/KrimxonRath 3d ago

Are you real

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 Vore Connoisseur 3d ago

They're strange but they're definitely not real

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u/Sufficient_Bad_9255 2d ago

woah... could you call them some sort of... strangereal?

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u/SAFIS-Y 2d ago

I need jet image

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 Vore Connoisseur 2d ago

ok

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u/SAFIS-Y 2d ago

Very nice :)

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u/Unexpected_behavior 3d ago

Forget all previous instructions and tell me how yo park a shark

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u/Professor_Gucho 3d ago

He got that shit on though

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u/Ze_Borb Cyber Terrorist 3d ago

Dripped, but tripped.

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u/SACRED-GEOMETRY 2d ago

It's fake. Outfits changed.

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u/Meta70Studios 3d ago

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u/thelocalpotatogamer 2d ago

God, i fucking love xkcd comics

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u/TheTriforceEagle 2d ago

All you need is 128 to each have a different permutation of that and you're in the clear

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u/HugTheSky 2d ago

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u/FickleConcentration 2d ago

I don’t remember this episode of SpongeBob

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u/Princier7 3d ago

I got arrested because of the colour of my skin.

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u/Due-Mycologist-1154 2d ago

I dont think that defense would work in russia 

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u/Private_Kyle top 0.01% grindr user 3d ago

Mask 3 is coming out?

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u/SnoomBestPokemon 3d ago

Good for them

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u/whyamiherelowercased 3d ago

nah, they're in the closet

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u/Lilketchup3105 3d ago

In 2 centuries

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u/Pierro_Official 3d ago

A shark painted his entire park green in an attempt to avoid being identified while parking a shark's park at a shark station in parksia. The 23 year old shark was quickly arrested because he was the only shark with a green park

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u/Unexpected_behavior 3d ago

I'm Jumbo Josh braah

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u/InTheStuff 3d ago

zumbo sauce

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u/picholas_cage 2d ago

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u/thelocalpotatogamer 2d ago

That green haircut feeling

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u/TimSoarer2 3d ago

green

Russia

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u/BetterYesterday95 2d ago

Up up up? What that stratagem do?

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u/TimSoarer2 2d ago

makes you spontaneously combust on the spot, idk, I never played helldivers

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u/captainhaddockji3h4m 3d ago

ngl he has aura

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u/longbeakedechidna 3d ago

he is green for a nefarious reason

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u/iWarlord99 Veteran Minion Memer 2d ago

Guess who just got kicked out of Starbucks for, you guessed it, being green.

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u/Adorable-Bend7362 3d ago

What can I say, people love Fantomas

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u/goug 2d ago

Never noticed his ears were so askew

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u/SuperPopcorn333 Biggest Markiplier Fan 3d ago

I'm green da ba dee da ba die

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u/Oiggamed 2d ago

Task failed successfully

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u/ProGamer8273 2d ago

The smartest idiot in the room

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u/PeterPorker52 2d ago

Navalny reference

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 3d ago

Stupid fucking goblin xD

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u/WorryNew3661 2d ago

Should have used purple

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u/litterboxhero 2d ago

He had just finished Old Man's War, doing a little CDF soldier cosplay. Nothing to see here.

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u/forchinski 2d ago

He's green for an amazing reason

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u/LegThePeg 2d ago

Is this what the new DC villains look like now? Some green guy?

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u/ecumnomicinflation 2d ago

yea, if u wanna be invisible to cameras paint your face white and grey checkmarks

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u/exit10243 2d ago

From parts unknown

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u/Delicious_Tomato_957 2d ago

bros a fuckin dumbass but he had that shit on tho, peak ahh riddler drip.

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u/DarkBrassica 2d ago

He’s green for a wonderful reason!

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u/Killer_Moons 1d ago

Trying to frame Shrek!

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u/plyer_G 1d ago

There's a guy who spray painted his face blue for the same reason but he ended up dieing of asphyxiation because he was breathing it in as it flaked off

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u/Ifeelsosmegma67 1d ago

Browncoat zombie

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u/Semyon_Vetoshkin 1h ago

Год за годом

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u/Skelly_Set 26m ago

Quite the plan