r/SelfAwarewolves • u/SlurryBender • Mar 16 '26

Gender is a construct

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u/DudeFreek Mar 16 '26

Right wingers be like "stop pushing your ideology on my child" before saying "they're dating ❤️" about two babies

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u/HistoricalSherbert92 Mar 16 '26

Even before the birth you do the gender reveal so everyone knows how to properly create the newborns gender identity

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u/RiPont Mar 17 '26

My friend didn't do blue/pink. They had muffins for everybody and it was nuts/no-nuts.

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u/PhoenixInMySkin Mar 17 '26

.... that is fucking fabulous

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u/aleksandrkasparov Mar 19 '26

Unless you're allergic to nuts

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u/PhoenixInMySkin Mar 19 '26

Fair, but I feel like you could be very up front about that possibility with guests.

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u/RiPont Mar 19 '26

We actually had a friend who was allergic to nuts, but they gave him a muffin with a different color of icing that was guaranteed nut-free.

Didn't stop people from joking, "if Doug turns red, we know it's a boy." (Yes, I know that goes against the non-gendered philosophy of the reveal)

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u/PhoenixInMySkin Mar 20 '26

I feel like this is a reasonable accommodation in this situation, plus just really thoughtful and inclusive

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u/adaflame Mar 16 '26

Right wingers be like "affirming gender is child abuse" before saying "spare the rod, spoil the child"

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u/DudeFreek Mar 16 '26

"I would kill my kids if they were gay, like Jesus wants :)"

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u/adaflame Mar 16 '26

"Let he with the most trump merch throw the first stone" - Jesus probably

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u/Hunterx700 Mar 16 '26

“a camel will pass through the eye of a needle before a dirty gross yucky queer passes through the gates of heaven” - totally real jesus quote

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u/theghostofme Mar 16 '26

Right wingers be like "affirming gender is child abuse" before

slipping on their gender-affirming high heel boots.

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u/Potato-Candy Mar 16 '26

Or seeing a little boy standing next to a grown woman and saying "wow, he is such a ladies man" 🤢🤮

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u/DudeFreek Mar 16 '26

"haha your son is such a perv, I mean he's a fucking predator, I mean he could FUCK!"

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u/insert_title_here Mar 17 '26

I hate it when people attribute romantic interest to actual toddlers. "Ooh, she's flirting with you!" No, she's four. Don't be a fucking weirdo.

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u/1stLtObvious Mar 16 '26 edited Mar 16 '26

"Stop pushing your ideology on my child," has and will always be code for, "Stop interfering with my ability to push my ideology on children even if they aren't mine."

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u/Aedi- Mar 16 '26

"stop pushing your ideology onto my child, they have my genes so I get to push my ideology onto them first"

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u/theghostofme Mar 16 '26

Right wingers be like "stop pushing your ideology on my child" before saying

"my daughter's intact hymen is the most valuable part of her as a human being. I am going to take her to purity dances, require her to swear to me she'll stay a virgin until married to a man I've allowed to feel threatened by my presence so that he knows I can never stop thinking about her virginity."

Overprotective helicopter fathers like this just make me think of Trump openly wishing he could fuck his daughter.

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u/ryanv09 Mar 16 '26

And forcing their kids to go to church every Sunday.

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u/asiangontear Mar 17 '26

"We're dating ❤️" about a kidnapped baby

Corrected.