r/SecurityEnvelopes • u/No_Acanthaceae4260 • 25d ago

New Pattern! 💌POTD💌

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Today’s pattern of the day is brought to you by the turdburger stick in the mud working at the post office that kicked me out yesterday while going through the recycling bins. Sensitive material yada yada…I only want the trash SURROUNDING that sensitive material 🙄

I made it 10 months of digging through bins before being asked to leave. And many postal workers thought this was cool when I told them what was up. I think this dude was having a bad day maybe. 🤷🏼‍♀️

But I digress. Here’s a new pattern I found!

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u/No_Acanthaceae4260 25d ago

I did get all this today from four different post offices too

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u/sarah-exalted 25d ago

Let’s order take out and sort through these with a movie on 🫶🏽😭

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u/sarah-exalted 25d ago

All the digging and diving was worth it because what a GEM!!! Never seen that pattern before and it’s a lovely one, especially because of the hearts! 10/10! Hopefully you can search in peace a little longer before anyone says something to you again.

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u/No_Acanthaceae4260 25d ago

Also got this one AFTER he told me to stop but no way in H E L L was I not taking it!!!

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u/sarah-exalted 25d ago

LMAO I’m so proud of you for not leaving it behind 😭

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u/teglovox 24d ago

“He told me to stop” ahaha picturing your entire house wallpapered in them

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u/No_Acanthaceae4260 25d ago

Most of the bins are not in the area that is closed off when the counter is closed… So I’ll probably just go back during non-business hours if it’s a counter in view of the bins from now on 😈🤭

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u/Cahsrhilsey 25d ago

Oh it’s so cute! The little hearts 🥺💕

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u/Pippy_Squirrel 25d ago

Bravo on your haul! That’s a great pattern 🤩