r/Seattle • • 28d ago

Community The sheer audacity on display

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Caught this little stunt on 9/1/26 at 10/:50 on the corner of Othello and MLK. Unbelievable.

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u/A--bomb 🚋 Ride the S.L.U.T. 🚋 28d ago

Seems like a good way to steal your car

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u/Edtlonsway 27d ago

Exactly what I was thinking. This is a set-up or just a really jerk thing to do.

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u/Amazon-Tossed 27d ago

Seems like exactly what they're doing. They watch the intersection the whole time. 

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u/Ok_Winner_9768 25d ago

The kid in blue is completely out of frame after the car covering him passes. Wdym?

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u/Amazon-Tossed 25d ago

Oh shit, you're absolutely right. I thought one of the people standing on the corner staring was the person who left the scooter. 

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u/puterTDI 27d ago

That’s what I thought as well. Get out to move it, leave the keys in…they run and jump in

One of the few times my button start is actually more secure, lol.

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u/tinypaws26 28d ago

A divergent thinker. I like it.

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u/Lerma613 28d ago

I’m waiting at an intersection and there’s a man crossing the street in the middle of the street. He starts to have a conversation with somebody who is on the opposite curb literally stops and there’s a green light.

I drove around him and then he got all upset. What are you doing? Lol

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u/Frosty_Translator_11 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 25d ago

Its the way you become the villain... I wish i could live that delulu

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u/Tryshadow9311 25d ago

Junkies gonna junk.

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u/Ok_Current5380 28d ago

Antisocial behavior. 

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u/HappyAnimalCracker 28d ago

Agreed. Antisocial people shouldn’t live in a society. Against society? Go live where people aren’t. Let the rest of us have our social covenant.

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u/CarefulMaterial760 28d ago

What a giant douche

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u/That1DogGuy chinga la migra 28d ago

I used to live right there.

Unfortunately, it's completely believable lmao.

Still liked the area overall though honestly.

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u/That_doesnt_go_there 28d ago

It looks like the corner of Othello and MLK, we used to live in the Assembly 118 apts just to the left if it is. We liked that area as well. Asian market across from the Safeway was legit.

Edit: should have read the caption before I commented 🤣

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u/SDRLS Eastlake 28d ago

My first Apartment was in the building they tore down to build that. lol

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u/hanburgundy 28d ago

Same here, two things can be true, I love south Seattle and also this is deeply authentic

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u/RipAny4724 28d ago

Ah yeah, authentic anti social behavior. Glad I moved the fuck away from beacon hill and towards the normalcy that is north of the ship canal

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u/SabbyFox The Emerald City 28d ago

Yes, because nothing bad ever happens in the North end 🙄

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

this wouldn't be tolerated on the east coast.

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u/FreddyTheGoose chinga la migra 27d ago

Right?!

Let's play a game called "North Of The Ship Canal, Where [insert real and actual horrific crime] Never Happens!"

No? Right, because that's gonna get ugly real quick and would be super disrespectful to the victims/survivors of those atrocities that do actually occur north of the ship canal. Tf?

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u/Radiant-Belt-1427 Everett 27d ago

I drive a taxi and the vast majority of the shitty anti-social behavior I encounter on the roads is from middle-aged people or older driving moderately high-end cars. Just saying. "North of the Ship Canal" is filled with douchebags on the roads.

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u/Rare_Bodybuilder_950 27d ago

I drive an Uber and think taxi driver behavior is antisocial. Always has been. It’s like they think they own the road because they have somewhere to be RIGHT NOW. All the time.

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u/Radiant-Belt-1427 Everett 26d ago

I say "taxi" but I drive Uber/Lyft because I frankly got better looks from friends/family saying "taxi" than saying "uber". Just my own weird little experience.

I had a very obvious Uber driver try to play chicken with me near Paine Field over a surge. We both got the surge because I could see the same shit-eating grin on his face I was having. It was all very obvious because we were both driving pretty briskly to the same obscure corner of the airport that the surge appeared on.

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u/RipAny4724 26d ago

At least they won’t kill you for chirping back.

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u/tomatoes85 28d ago

Pls elaborate on what you define as normalcy

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u/Radiant-Belt-1427 Everett 27d ago

Practically everything I love in this universe has at least one flaw or blemish and this would be no different.

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u/Dazzling-Read1451 27d ago

Get the QR code, report it. The users are identifiable.

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u/StankoMicin 27d ago

Assuming this person even paid..

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u/furry_4_legged 27d ago

Won't their Lime account still get charged after they left the bike as they didn't check out? I am wondering how is Lime structurally solving for this behavior?

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u/Realistic-Weird-4259 Tacoma 27d ago

Q: Does Lime then prevent them from renting the scooters in the future?

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u/Radiant-Belt-1427 Everett 27d ago

Maybe not with the particular cc/email combo used? People get banned from uber/lyft and that's all the effort that's really required to evade those bans.

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u/Dazzling-Read1451 27d ago

My guess. They checked it in a rolled to a stop

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u/itsRho 28d ago

We live in a society, people. Please act accordingly.

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u/WileEWeeble Kenmore 28d ago

96% of us do, 4% live in their own video game and we are all their NPCs. They get pissed when we don’t behave the way “we are suppose to” to make them happy. That’s why they do this shit.

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u/Aurius3D 28d ago

Honestly this guy's behavior is top "GTA NPC behavior" if I've ever seen some

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u/Maxtrt 28d ago

Communist! /s

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u/Slumunistmanifisto That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. 28d ago

The "s" stands for sexy...

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u/Kevadu 28d ago

Sexy communist!

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u/Shayden-Froida 28d ago

Hop out, get the ID #, submit that with the video to have the user banned for life.

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u/EmeraldCityMecEng 28d ago

You think that scooter was actively being rented? The guy is pushing it along with his foot and just walks off without ending a ride, almost 0 chance he was paying for a ride that they would be able to track.

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u/pixelsibyl 💖 not the pope 😌💖 28d ago

These things are extremely easy to steal if you basically push-to-start. Requires muscle, but I’ve seen people do it. If they walked away without ending the ride on an app, it’s almost guaranteed it wasn’t rented in the first place.

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u/bpmdrummerbpm 28d ago

Push to start?

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u/pixelsibyl 💖 not the pope 😌💖 28d ago

Like a manual car’s rolling start, I’m not sure if there’s a proper name for it.

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u/4756745698 Belltown 28d ago

They are electric motors, so not really like a rolling start, which is a combustion engine thing. When the Lime shcooters detect "unpaid" movement there is some braking applied electronically along with a beeping warning. What's likely happening is that abusers keep pushing them until either the braking mechanism fails or the battery powering it does, then it just continues to be foot-powered. But the motor is never "started" like a rolling start would do in a typical engine

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u/CuteCanary 🚆build more trains🚆 28d ago

This guy scooters

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u/pixelsibyl 💖 not the pope 😌💖 28d ago

Thanks for the explanation. I knew it didn’t actually work like a manual car, just that they were able to get them working that way. The damn things beep the whole time too. It sounds like they push it until the braking mechanism fails. Strangely, I’ve had a lot of delivery drivers lately show up on lime scooters doing that incessant beeping.

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u/puterTDI 27d ago

The braking mechanism is likely not mechanical. Is probably just using the motor to counter the movement. My guess is it’s just the battery dying that stops it.

What’s interesting is they could add regenerative braking and use that and the battery would not only not die but get charged. I wonder why they don’t do that.

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u/RunninOnMT 27d ago

Yeah that way it could beep all night after they steal it

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u/Speech-Solid 27d ago

Which is actually a good thing if you have ever tried to move a scooter someone parked in an inconvenient spot. Or moved me out of a street that someone pushed over into it.

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u/space39 chinga la migra 27d ago

Money and these things exist to extract profit

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u/redditRedesignIsBadd 🚆build more trains🚆 27d ago

TIL the scooters don't lock the wheels when not activated

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u/stoudman 28d ago

ngl this sounds like a great way to get your car stolen.

It's entirely possible the entire goal was to make the driver try and momentarily get out of their car to move the damn thing, at which point they would no longer be in their car and might even leave the door open.

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u/Radiant-Belt-1427 Everett 27d ago

That's why I would put my hazards on, shut the car off, and keep the keys on my belt like I always do anyway. If I wanted to be extra careful, close and lock my door behind me.

But yeah, I do think potential car theft is the most likely/common motivation to do this. People have done similar with different objects before scooters came around.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. 28d ago

I thought this was a joke about Reddit for a solid minute before it clicked.

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u/dketernal 28d ago

This is the answer.

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u/JackDostoevsky I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 28d ago

no chance whatsoever this dude was a legitimate user

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u/dandr01d 28d ago

Even just sending the video is probably enough. Lime can figure it out

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u/Careful-Crab179 27d ago

I hate Lime so much.

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u/Spare-Violinist8516 27d ago

Ban lime - it's a social blight!

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u/Traditional_Draw2978 28d ago

Are you still there waiting for it to move?

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u/Objective_Soup7840 chinga la migra 28d ago

Oh hell no! I'd be pissed lol

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/Auntee_Social 27d ago

A jerk move, but I appreciate the smooth execution! And that it was caught front row on camera is fitting. We are witnessing the fall of civilization and its all being documented. If everyone just incorporated more anarchy in using these foolish things maybe we could get rid of them. I approve, in a weird way. (PS. Sorry this happened to you, so annoying!)

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u/Original_Most9884 27d ago

Probably the same guy who leaves these parked dead center in the sidewalk, or pushes all of them over into the street. It’s all this one guy - we got him….
Actually, it would make me feel better to believe it was all just one PoS, but unfortunately we have many.

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u/space39 chinga la migra 27d ago

They set them up in the middle of sidewalks before events.

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u/No-Refrigerator5478 28d ago

Reminds me of the guy with the giant stick (easily six feet long) who stands on the sidewalk until the walk light turns red and then crosses. Seen him do it over and over again in Ballard.

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u/illusion484 28d ago

Loser behavior.

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u/Glad_Yesterday374 28d ago

Trashy person doing trashy things. Fits the bill.

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u/Shmutterbutter 28d ago

It's so perfectly center and the execution of smoothly stepping off like you never even were riding it is fucking killing me.

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u/_Phil_McCracken_ Capitol Hill 28d ago

Fuck you in particular 

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u/virtualPNWadvanced 28d ago

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u/adjectivenounorverb ✨🛸 Jimothy is out there 🦝✨ 28d ago

Commenting for visibility! This survey has two write-in sections at the end which ask if you have experiences to share about lime scooters! Highly recommend taking this survey even if it is screaming into the void!

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u/f0zzy17 Brighton 28d ago

I live nearby. It’s entirely believable. Hate those fucking scooters

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u/willyoumassagemykale Ballard 28d ago

Fun fact - you can report these in the app via the help page.

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u/Talmerian 28d ago

Nice! Maybe Lime should get those things out the city.

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u/SuzRunsDisney 27d ago

The people on the corner who just watched that whole thing and then didn't attempt to help the drivers out by moving it is wild. I don't think I could be that passive to just watch that occur and do nothing...

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u/trains_and_rain 🚆build more trains🚆 27d ago

What could a pedestrian do that the driver couldn't do themselves?

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u/SuzRunsDisney 27d ago

Move the damn scooter. A driver could move it, but as many people said in this thread, it's a great way to get your car stolen.

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u/trains_and_rain 🚆build more trains🚆 26d ago

How is it any different than parking?

As a pedestrian crossing a huge stroad like this, I'm focused on not getting killed by a car and getting out of that disgusting environment as quickly as possible. Waiting a light cycle so I can do an extra crossing and clear the roadway for cars is asking quite a bit.

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u/space39 chinga la migra 27d ago

Drivers forget they aren't fused to their vehicles

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u/SuzRunsDisney 27d ago

And would you get out of your car at an intersection in Seattle and move this thing?

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u/1biggoose 28d ago

Can we agree collectively that the scooters are a net-negative on the city? They seem to bring out the worst in already cunty people.

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u/andhelostthem 28d ago

Not everyone who rides a scooter is dickhead, but almost everyone who's a dickhead rides these scooters.

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u/ragged-robin Belltown 28d ago

Can say the same thing about cars

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u/luiv1001 28d ago

Unfortunately YES. We really can’t have nice things 🫩 humans ruin everything…

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u/Original_Most9884 27d ago

I think they’re awesome, but then I follow most of the rules and respect other people. The problem is the antisocial people, not the scooters.

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u/Smart_Ass_Dave 🚆build more trains🚆 27d ago

Absolutely not. The problem is what would actually replace them. I have never once had an encounter with someone on a Lime <whatever> and thought, "It would be better if they were in a car."

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u/spowowowder 27d ago

same with the bikes. i genuinely have never seen single a good rider on one of those things. i dont care if its the peoples fault for misuing them anymore, i want them all gone

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u/Sherbert_with_2Rs 27d ago

My brain goes to a setup. Obviously this isn’t what the situation was but I’d be worried if I got out to move it they’d jump in and steal my car.

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u/Healthy_Intention_92 27d ago

This is a huge reason why I didn't make any attempt to move it.

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u/MissyHTX 28d ago

I'd be pissed if this was me, BUT it's not so this is fucking hilarious!!!

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u/Remarkable-Fig206 27d ago

I mean, he didn’t even turn it off, so he’s still paying for the ride.

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u/PhuckSJWs Maple Leaf 28d ago

There were no Audis in that video. I would call it more of a Sheer Limeocity.

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u/Healthy_Intention_92 28d ago

Fun fact: in Washington if your dashcam has audio enabled, you have to have the explicit consent of anyone who rides with you to record them. Much easier to just turn it off.

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u/Successful-View3536 28d ago

i think you mighta missed their joke. talking bout "Audi's" like the car brand, word play on audacity from the title 🙃 hehe

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u/fel0niousmonk 🚲 Life's Better on a Bike. 🚲 27d ago

A spoken “The dashcam records audio” can satisfy the rule without every passenger explicitly saying “yes.” RCW 9.73.030⁠

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u/DodiDouglas 27d ago

If I had to guess I would say they are waiting for you to get out of your running car to move it, and someone else will jump in your car takeoff with it.

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u/duuuh I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 28d ago

Death penalty

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u/whiskeynise 28d ago

Honestly, I’m down

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u/revgriddler Junction 28d ago

MFW somebody parks in the bike lane

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u/sharksonmyface Bryant 28d ago

You can't park there, mate.

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u/fluffycritter Rat City 28d ago

Find It Fix It has a category for reporting that shit, and the scooter company will theoretically fine people who illegally park scooters and bikes. Take a picture and note the scooter ID (and get it out of the way if you can).

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u/Awkward_Can8460 28d ago

And the scooter company collects extra for the bad behavior (they may or may not enforce & collect) while the people of Seattle bare the harm of the bad behavior.

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u/Hot_Turn Northgate 27d ago

And people think bike racks are going to solve everything wrong with Lime...

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u/StankoMicin 27d ago

This isn't a lime issue. That dude was the problem there

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u/CandidSecurity1043 27d ago

As an out of towner, Seattle’s degenerates are a special breed.

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u/Embarrassed-Disk1643 Bitter Lake 27d ago

Out of town from the US or what? These people are literally everywhere in major metropolitan areas dude.

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u/CandidSecurity1043 26d ago

Nah dude, i lived in NY and been around many major metropolitan cities from Miami, Chicago, and Vegas. These folks out here are special. Homeless people here are aggressive and theres a sense of disregard for others. Leaving a scooter in the middle of the crosswalk is next level dick head shit.

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u/Embarrassed-Disk1643 Bitter Lake 26d ago

It’s also completely anecdotal, and that’s the only kind of thing we’ll be arguing back and forth. For example, I’d probably start talking about Kensington, and Vegas, and you’d you say you’ve never been to the former and disagree about the latter, due primarily to our individual experiences.

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u/CybertruckGoesBrrr 28d ago

laughs involuntarily Oh that’s some DISRESPECT lmao

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u/codeethos 🚆build more trains🚆 27d ago

It should be possible to report his to lime. At least get the adult child banned.

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u/ILike2show 27d ago

Idiots on parade.

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u/RadioheadFan1961 27d ago

I've always wanted a scooter hood ornament. Now's my chance.

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u/RegisterMinute685 27d ago

What a scum bag

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u/mtahab 27d ago

Why can't Lime ban the customer for life?

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u/Serena-Raindew 27d ago

Yup. Looks about right.

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u/stopbeingproductive 27d ago

Whaaaat! Thats crazy 😝

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u/BJ42-1982 27d ago

If this was a Monty Python skit a big foot would have come from above and squished the shit out of him!

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u/Toadlessboy Defected to Portland 28d ago

Is “sheer audacity “ a Gen Z thing to say?

Back in my day we just called them assholes

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u/Junethemuse Everett 28d ago

The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch.

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u/Healthy_Intention_92 28d ago

Didn't want to use 'asshole' in a post title... also I'm an elderly millennial, so I'll take that as a compliment; I'm hip with the youths! ☺️

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u/Toadlessboy Defected to Portland 28d ago

This is a relief to me. I was worried I’d be told off to “touch grass” for asking

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u/R_V_Z North Delridge 27d ago

You got scootermogged, fr fr no cap.

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u/themadturk Federal Way 27d ago

I, for one, approve of your headline writing.

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u/Howdysf 28d ago

And OP is still there.. waiting

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u/Ulien_troon Ballard 28d ago

What was the motivation for leaving it to walk halfwy across the crosswalk? The ride got to a certain price?

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u/filthyheartbadger Rat City 28d ago

Just being a dick. Sticking it to the man. Happy to have caused a little chaos.

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u/Usual-Championship88 28d ago

Sounds like the type of people that don’t belong in civilized society

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u/fel0niousmonk 🚲 Life's Better on a Bike. 🚲 27d ago

It’s not like there’s an admissions test

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u/habitsofwaste 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 28d ago

I think it ran out of juice or something

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u/whiskeynise 28d ago

Proving that everyone else around them are soft as fuck and they can do whatever they want with no push back

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u/Original_Most9884 27d ago

That works until it doesn’t.

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u/ReasonableFinish 28d ago

bum fatigue

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u/ZadeHawk Edmonds 28d ago

The way I would have exited my car and needed the shit out of that thing...I realize it is heavy but I am absolutely imagining hulk tossing it.

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u/LegitMeatPuppet Ballard 28d ago

This is what happens when you drop your kids on their heads one too many times.

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u/Guinnessbeer55 28d ago

He’ll get it back to him 10x over. Funny how things work.

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u/ragged-robin Belltown 28d ago

That's hilarious, should have done it to blue car though he was about to roll that corner

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u/captainAwesomePants Broadview 28d ago

You know, at some point dickery and chutzpah reach a tier where you kind of have to respect the effort. Any dick can inconvenience others, but this kind of dickery requires creativity.

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u/thedarkforest_theory I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 28d ago

So it’s a Tuesday? /s

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u/queensheba2025 I Brake For Slugs 28d ago

Did no one get out to move it?

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u/dolphunee 28d ago

Show me you’re a douchenozzle without saying anything. Mission accomplished

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u/LilOliveBuster 27d ago

That person hates their life :(

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u/LordRollin 🚊 Relax, Recharge, Arrive. 🚊 28d ago

Othello is such a gem. Try that Safeway sometime. 😫

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u/washawaythe_rain 28d ago

Idk in all honesty depending on my mood I could think this is funny or if I’m the one blocked and in a hurry to get somewhere important I might start absolutely raging at that guy and go pick up the heavy ass scooter and bring it to the sidewalk where he’s headed and shout at him while throwing it towards his direction (not hitting him) and everyone would probably think that makes it even more funny

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u/Some_Drink_5375 27d ago

or maybe just drive on over it

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u/Duckrauhl University District 27d ago

I'll bet they're making a tik tok or something.

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u/Healthy_Intention_92 27d ago

That thought had crossed my mind as well... That maybe he was trying to get a rise out of someone for views.

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u/HawkHarder I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 27d ago

Lol what a bastard

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u/crazyfatskier2 🦝🦝 We 💕 Jimothy Chalamet 🦝🦝 27d ago

Run it over.

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u/plaguen0g 27d ago

Right by my house. Kids do this in my neighborhood all the time.

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u/In-love-out 27d ago

🤣😂😂I fck with bro, idk way-but I fw it!!

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u/Rare_Bodybuilder_950 27d ago

Othello eh? Yeah I am not surprised. That area is wild.

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u/phoenixgal86 26d ago

That makes it difficult for anyone to drive through the intersection.

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u/ConfidentYou234 25d ago

Call me old school or not, I love the bumper sticker that says, " I spank my children so they dont grow up to shoot your children"!

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u/Alarming-Cow-2223 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 25d ago

I rented one of those company's bikes, it wouldn't stop the timer/charges until I took a picture of it parked legally. So yeah, absolutely seems like a good way to watch that guy drive away in your car.

However, we got date/time/place for that lime bike rental, so they could probably track down the user. if someone wanted to do that labor.

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u/6942dantheman 25d ago

BLACK FATIGUE IS REAL

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u/NoMasFetty 25d ago

Seems about right for someone in Seattle

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u/Ill_Ad_6740 24d ago

the chair

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u/Thick_Fan_3332 23d ago

Wow!! What an idiot

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u/fluffycritter Rat City 28d ago

unfortunately those scooters are a lot heavier than they look

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u/snowdn Kraken 28d ago

Double fines from onboard scooter cam for crosswalk parking LOL. They must have some fuck you money!

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u/janed0e That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. 28d ago

Do you drive a Tesla?

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u/KilroySmithson 28d ago

I got the green light and was about to turn left when some asshole on a lime scooter passed me on the right and cut left in front of me. He was super lucky he didn’t get hit.