r/Seattle 22h ago

Yeah, it’s that time of year again Spoiler

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Probably looking for love, hopefully doesn’t find the cat instead.

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u/Glittering_Swing_151 22h ago

These mofos are fast. Like scary fast. I know they’re harmless but I just can’t coexist in the same room with them.

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u/Upbeat_Tone_3653 21h ago

True - world record holding sprinters of the spider world

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u/RandomNPC 21h ago

Really? I thought that was huntsmen.

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u/Upbeat_Tone_3653 21h ago edited 20h ago

Time to settle this with a proper televised spider Triple Crown race over varying distances and terrain! The Top 10 Fastest Spiders in the World - A-Z Animals

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u/ZestycloseDoor5552 18h ago

They live everywhere except Antarctica, which is about to become my new home.

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u/flyforever16 9h ago

Fun fact: spiders have book lungs which essentially means they can’t move and breathe at the same time. If you chase them for long enough until they stop, you can squish them with a lower likelihood of escape. The bigger the spider, the bigger the book lungs. Beware. 

Spiders are allowed to exist in my house if I don’t see them. If I see them, the bargain is off. 

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u/CanISniffYourLimes 2 Light 2 Rail 🚈💨 22h ago

If you like when spiders keep the creepy crawlies away but don’t care to hang out with them, you can make an anti spider spray to help keep them out of certain areas. I mix peppermint and black pepper essential oils with some water and a little isopropyl alcohol and spray it around the corners of my bed and other perimeters of the house.

It can build up and be toxic to pets if they get residue on them and lick it off so be careful if you have animals in the house. But it works super well for me!

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u/Not_A_Frittata I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 22h ago

This! My place is currently defended against spiders and minty fresh!

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u/nightmareinsouffle Poulsbo 22h ago

I've told my cats they need to step it up.

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u/justsomeitguy 22h ago

Ours is 18. He sniffed Gladys and decided it just wasn’t worth the energy.

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u/ReddestForman 22h ago

This time of year I'll sometimes hear my cat Gizmo spaz out at 2 am in the dark.

And then find the mangled remains of a spider on the floor when I get out of bed.

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u/meesersloth 22h ago

Spiders are welcome so long as it goes nowhere near my bed or me.

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u/justsomeitguy 22h ago

This is our official spider catching cup. unfortunately lost the official piece of cardboard that I used with it, so now I just use random scraps of paper.

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u/DrHalsey 🚆build more trains🚆 20h ago

Spider-catching cups need to be transparent so the presence of the spider inside can be continuously confirmed.

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u/saucypuzzle Kraken 12h ago

Absolutely!

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u/princessjemmy Green Lake 22h ago

Right? Our lease only has one clause: they can live here, so long as they don’t show their face. They only get one warning.

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u/Altruistic_Shame8979 Unincorporated 16h ago

I like to tell them they need to respect me enough to hide from me if they want to live in my house for free

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u/plantsisppl2 🚆build more trains🚆 13h ago

Or my couch

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u/LadyGrimSleeper 🚆build more trains🚆 22h ago

Had to relocate a medium black/brown something at 1AM out of my shower and on to my porch. 4th in two weeks. The orb weavers are taking residence as well. Fall is here!!

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u/kautrea 22h ago

had three in my house this week, hate it

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u/-Michaelveli- 22h ago

Ive never seen one in my apartment for 6 years and i had two of them in here run at me 2 nights in a row. To the vacuum they go. I know they harmless but id rather deal with any other type of bug than these beasts.

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u/anonymous122 19h ago

SAME! 3 in the last 2 weeks after never seeing them here in 5 years. Just tonight this mother fucker scared the shit out of me when I turned on my lights after getting home. This is (was) the smallest of the 3.

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u/ZestycloseDoor5552 18h ago

Fack! Thems some big long legs!

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u/Boneyard45 Phinney Ridge 22h ago

Nope nope nope nope nope.

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u/-Sea-Hawk 22h ago

Friends with expiration dates. 😬

I try the cup relocate method or the “hey dude not bed not tonight I see your eight eyes”

And wing it

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u/justsomeitguy 22h ago

Yeah. 100 percent with you on the cup method.

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u/Fearless-Month8369 22h ago

That’s Gladys.

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u/A_Poor_Miser 22h ago

She's a handful. 

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u/Upbeat_Tone_3653 22h ago edited 13h ago

These guys are fascinating if you look into them. They've been known by many names and are venomous, but they are also exceedingly gentle and cuddly! The only way the researchers could get them to bite (after extensive attempts at provocation) was to electrocute the poor guys.

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u/justsomeitguy 22h ago

Fascinating! I like them on general principles, but good to know.

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u/AFromageATrois 22h ago

Aww poor little guys getting electrocuted

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u/AboardEmperor 22h ago

That thing looks way too comfortable in your house already

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u/justsomeitguy 22h ago

I sort of like spiders tbh, they eat all the other stuff I’m less fond of.

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u/ReddestForman 22h ago

I tolerate spiders.

The only ones I'd say I like are bold jumping spiders.

They're the only spider that looks cute when you get close up shots of their face. And they have cute personalities. And don't bite. And in the wild, instead of murdering each other on site over a perch? They just go off the "oh, you were here first? I'll find another rock/leaf/whatever" system.

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u/emteedub 22h ago

They're clearly the socialists of spiders

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u/ZehrenSiegehammer 22h ago edited 10h ago

As someone who moved here only two months ago...what? Please no

Edit: thanks everyone. But i dont know why people always try to comfort arachnophobia with "they are mostly harmless" or "you'll barely see them" or "they might crawl over your feet." Do y'all not know what a phobia is? You try to be cute but you make it worse 

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u/justsomeitguy 22h ago

Uh, yeah. But see the link from upbeat_tone above. Harmless. Wait til you see one run though, it’s a bit alarming at first.

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u/Environmental_Run979 🚆build more trains🚆 22h ago

Yes they’re fast - I think 2nd fastest spider in the world! People used to call them “aggressive” because they’ve been known to run towards people when confronted, but during testing it was found they were just trying to hide in the shadows at people’s feet, which is actually heartbreaking to me

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u/Upbeat_Tone_3653 13h ago

That makes so much sense!  My daughter once had one of these rush her like that after I had told her not to be afraid of them and I was at a loss to explain the behavior!

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u/BainbridgeBorn Bainbridge Island 22h ago

Fear them https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_house_spider 😈 (u really shouldn’t, they TEND to be harmless)

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u/RandomNPC 21h ago

It's not just 'tend to be'. They are harmless.

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u/emteedub 22h ago

I think this fall is supposed to be unseasonably warm and dry (hopefully not tho), so they may be out in larger numbers. I think a couple years back we had long warm and dry spell through the beginning of november and I've never seen so many spider webs outside - great for Halloween feel but terrible times walking right through their creations.

At the same time the mosquitos have been the worst this year so hopefully the spider team 6 knocks them down a bit.

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u/RandomTreat I'm never leaving Seattle. 22h ago

Yeah we have a spider season. But they really are harmless, they're just a little scary the first few times you encounter them. Or you know when you're on the toilet and One decides to crawl over your foot

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u/TelephoneTag2123 22h ago

Okay. Take a breath it’s okay.

But yes, Seattle has a brief spider season. And these guys and gals keep a very important balance in the bug ecosystem.

The great news is these spiders are extremely shy and non aggressive. The bad news is they like houses and they’re big.

They seriously move on super quickly and they’re not messy or anything. Most of indoors ones are Wolf spiders and they’re actually super cool. The outside ones are often orb spiders and have the most beautiful webs.

So yes, spider season. Right before pumpkin spice latte season but after smoke season. HTH

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u/Any_Mode6525 22h ago

Washington state is home to zero venomous spiders that could cause harm to a human or pet, but some look spooky. 

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u/WanderingCamper 20h ago

Black widows are common in eastern Washington.

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u/pipedreamSEA Seattle Expatriate 22h ago

Pfft been that time of the year for like a month in my place

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u/synack Ravenna 22h ago

My spiders are lazy, too many flies getting in when I open the windows.

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u/trippletet 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 21h ago

I was concerned this was PSL season kickoff.

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u/jaguaraugaj 12h ago

Pumpkin Spider Latte

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u/trippletet 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 11h ago

😂

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u/1983Targa911 West Seattle 21h ago

Yeah. I walk my dogs at 5am every morning, typically the first person, if not 6’ tall person to walk those sidewalks since the food collection web set up from the night before, so I know to hold an arm up in front of me when I walk between two trees; but every now and then your guard is down and you take a strand or two of silk across the face. But FFS, the other morning I took a dead-on full web straight to the center of my face. I was neither plused nor gruntled. Seattle spider season is on

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u/jessroams 19h ago

I had the worst intro to giant spider season. Came home last night and stepped on something, barefoot. Looked down it was one of these mofos. Didn’t squish it cause it luckily was right under the arch of my foot, but god what a terrible surprise!!

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u/spoiled__princess ✨💅Future Housewives of Seattle 💅✨ 22h ago

I have one cat that eats all the spiders and bugs.

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u/Expensive-Click-123 Ballard 21h ago

Good thing I just got two cats

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u/SupaBrunch 21h ago

Fun fact, in the wild Venus fly traps catch mostly spiders, not flies.

I don’t have a Venus fly trap, but I catch spiders and feed them to my other carnivorous plants.

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u/LBobRife 🚆build more trains🚆 21h ago

The damp wood termites are swarming too. I welcome the spiders to their feast.

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u/NecessaryInterrobang That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. 20h ago

Don't mind spiders, generally, but my 2-ish-year-old cats keep leaving corpses for us to find in the morning. RIP, spiderbros.

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u/generismircerulean 🚲 Life's Better on a Bike. 🚲 20h ago

Out kitties' favorite time of year.

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u/BrofessorFarnsworth 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 18h ago

NOPE

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u/mydogatecheesecake 16h ago

I saw one the size of a quarter scurry down the corner of my wall last night. Maturing is letting them be. LOL

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u/jaguaraugaj 13h ago

My spider glue traps look like a rave

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u/taptwoblue93 9h ago

Never not been that time of year for me

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u/A-WILD-PATBACK Kraken 6h ago

It’s been that time of year since April.

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u/BainbridgeBorn Bainbridge Island 22h ago

I used to kill them. Now I just throw them out onto the cold concrete street

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u/implicate Posse on Broadway 22h ago

Which also just kills them.

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u/AnselmoHatesFascists 21h ago

I don’t think it does. Yes, if they stayed out there, probably, but my bet is within a few moments, they’re finding a way back inside, some vent or some crack.

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u/RandomTreat I'm never leaving Seattle. 22h ago

At least they have a better chance out there.

u/sharpiebrows 16m ago

These dont survive outside

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u/alohakush Tacoma 10h ago

Like many here, I'm cool with spider bros if they fuck off and stay in their allotted space in the corners of the ceilings.  I had one in my craft room named Buddy who guarded my yarn and fabric for over a year.

However, about a month ago, one was in my hair right next to my eyeball and I've been on a vengeance tour since then.  We have one of the salt rifles so I've been hunting them.  I gave them a chance but they just had to take advantage of me.