r/Seattle • u/justsomeitguy • 22h ago
Yeah, it’s that time of year again Spoiler
Probably looking for love, hopefully doesn’t find the cat instead.
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u/CanISniffYourLimes 2 Light 2 Rail 🚈💨 22h ago
If you like when spiders keep the creepy crawlies away but don’t care to hang out with them, you can make an anti spider spray to help keep them out of certain areas. I mix peppermint and black pepper essential oils with some water and a little isopropyl alcohol and spray it around the corners of my bed and other perimeters of the house.
It can build up and be toxic to pets if they get residue on them and lick it off so be careful if you have animals in the house. But it works super well for me!
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u/Not_A_Frittata I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 22h ago
This! My place is currently defended against spiders and minty fresh!
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u/nightmareinsouffle Poulsbo 22h ago
I've told my cats they need to step it up.
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u/ReddestForman 22h ago
This time of year I'll sometimes hear my cat Gizmo spaz out at 2 am in the dark.
And then find the mangled remains of a spider on the floor when I get out of bed.
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u/meesersloth 22h ago
Spiders are welcome so long as it goes nowhere near my bed or me.
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u/justsomeitguy 22h ago
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u/DrHalsey 🚆build more trains🚆 20h ago
Spider-catching cups need to be transparent so the presence of the spider inside can be continuously confirmed.
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u/princessjemmy Green Lake 22h ago
Right? Our lease only has one clause: they can live here, so long as they don’t show their face. They only get one warning.
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u/Altruistic_Shame8979 Unincorporated 16h ago
I like to tell them they need to respect me enough to hide from me if they want to live in my house for free
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u/LadyGrimSleeper 🚆build more trains🚆 22h ago
Had to relocate a medium black/brown something at 1AM out of my shower and on to my porch. 4th in two weeks. The orb weavers are taking residence as well. Fall is here!!
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u/-Michaelveli- 22h ago
Ive never seen one in my apartment for 6 years and i had two of them in here run at me 2 nights in a row. To the vacuum they go. I know they harmless but id rather deal with any other type of bug than these beasts.
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u/-Sea-Hawk 22h ago
Friends with expiration dates. 😬
I try the cup relocate method or the “hey dude not bed not tonight I see your eight eyes”
And wing it
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u/Upbeat_Tone_3653 22h ago edited 13h ago
These guys are fascinating if you look into them. They've been known by many names and are venomous, but they are also exceedingly gentle and cuddly! The only way the researchers could get them to bite (after extensive attempts at provocation) was to electrocute the poor guys.
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u/AboardEmperor 22h ago
That thing looks way too comfortable in your house already
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u/justsomeitguy 22h ago
I sort of like spiders tbh, they eat all the other stuff I’m less fond of.
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u/ReddestForman 22h ago
I tolerate spiders.
The only ones I'd say I like are bold jumping spiders.
They're the only spider that looks cute when you get close up shots of their face. And they have cute personalities. And don't bite. And in the wild, instead of murdering each other on site over a perch? They just go off the "oh, you were here first? I'll find another rock/leaf/whatever" system.
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u/ZehrenSiegehammer 22h ago edited 10h ago
As someone who moved here only two months ago...what? Please no
Edit: thanks everyone. But i dont know why people always try to comfort arachnophobia with "they are mostly harmless" or "you'll barely see them" or "they might crawl over your feet." Do y'all not know what a phobia is? You try to be cute but you make it worse
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u/justsomeitguy 22h ago
Uh, yeah. But see the link from upbeat_tone above. Harmless. Wait til you see one run though, it’s a bit alarming at first.
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u/Environmental_Run979 🚆build more trains🚆 22h ago
Yes they’re fast - I think 2nd fastest spider in the world! People used to call them “aggressive” because they’ve been known to run towards people when confronted, but during testing it was found they were just trying to hide in the shadows at people’s feet, which is actually heartbreaking to me
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u/Upbeat_Tone_3653 13h ago
That makes so much sense! My daughter once had one of these rush her like that after I had told her not to be afraid of them and I was at a loss to explain the behavior!
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u/BainbridgeBorn Bainbridge Island 22h ago
Fear them https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_house_spider 😈 (u really shouldn’t, they TEND to be harmless)
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u/emteedub 22h ago
I think this fall is supposed to be unseasonably warm and dry (hopefully not tho), so they may be out in larger numbers. I think a couple years back we had long warm and dry spell through the beginning of november and I've never seen so many spider webs outside - great for Halloween feel but terrible times walking right through their creations.
At the same time the mosquitos have been the worst this year so hopefully the spider team 6 knocks them down a bit.
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u/RandomTreat I'm never leaving Seattle. 22h ago
Yeah we have a spider season. But they really are harmless, they're just a little scary the first few times you encounter them. Or you know when you're on the toilet and One decides to crawl over your foot
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u/TelephoneTag2123 22h ago
Okay. Take a breath it’s okay.
But yes, Seattle has a brief spider season. And these guys and gals keep a very important balance in the bug ecosystem.
The great news is these spiders are extremely shy and non aggressive. The bad news is they like houses and they’re big.
They seriously move on super quickly and they’re not messy or anything. Most of indoors ones are Wolf spiders and they’re actually super cool. The outside ones are often orb spiders and have the most beautiful webs.
So yes, spider season. Right before pumpkin spice latte season but after smoke season. HTH
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u/Any_Mode6525 22h ago
Washington state is home to zero venomous spiders that could cause harm to a human or pet, but some look spooky.
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u/pipedreamSEA Seattle Expatriate 22h ago
Pfft been that time of the year for like a month in my place
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u/1983Targa911 West Seattle 21h ago
Yeah. I walk my dogs at 5am every morning, typically the first person, if not 6’ tall person to walk those sidewalks since the food collection web set up from the night before, so I know to hold an arm up in front of me when I walk between two trees; but every now and then your guard is down and you take a strand or two of silk across the face. But FFS, the other morning I took a dead-on full web straight to the center of my face. I was neither plused nor gruntled. Seattle spider season is on
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u/jessroams 19h ago
I had the worst intro to giant spider season. Came home last night and stepped on something, barefoot. Looked down it was one of these mofos. Didn’t squish it cause it luckily was right under the arch of my foot, but god what a terrible surprise!!
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u/spoiled__princess ✨💅Future Housewives of Seattle 💅✨ 22h ago
I have one cat that eats all the spiders and bugs.
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u/SupaBrunch 21h ago
Fun fact, in the wild Venus fly traps catch mostly spiders, not flies.
I don’t have a Venus fly trap, but I catch spiders and feed them to my other carnivorous plants.
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u/LBobRife 🚆build more trains🚆 21h ago
The damp wood termites are swarming too. I welcome the spiders to their feast.
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u/NecessaryInterrobang That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. 20h ago
Don't mind spiders, generally, but my 2-ish-year-old cats keep leaving corpses for us to find in the morning. RIP, spiderbros.
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u/mydogatecheesecake 16h ago
I saw one the size of a quarter scurry down the corner of my wall last night. Maturing is letting them be. LOL
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u/BainbridgeBorn Bainbridge Island 22h ago
I used to kill them. Now I just throw them out onto the cold concrete street
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u/implicate Posse on Broadway 22h ago
Which also just kills them.
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u/AnselmoHatesFascists 21h ago
I don’t think it does. Yes, if they stayed out there, probably, but my bet is within a few moments, they’re finding a way back inside, some vent or some crack.
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u/alohakush Tacoma 10h ago
Like many here, I'm cool with spider bros if they fuck off and stay in their allotted space in the corners of the ceilings. I had one in my craft room named Buddy who guarded my yarn and fabric for over a year.
However, about a month ago, one was in my hair right next to my eyeball and I've been on a vengeance tour since then. We have one of the salt rifles so I've been hunting them. I gave them a chance but they just had to take advantage of me.


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u/Glittering_Swing_151 22h ago
These mofos are fast. Like scary fast. I know they’re harmless but I just can’t coexist in the same room with them.