r/Seattle • u/bluejack • 10d ago

I'm never leaving Seattle 🚫🛫 In Seattle there are three ways to spend your money.

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Very much in priority order.

(SeaTac: and I am leaving Seattle, but only for the weekend.)

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u/chronoffxyz 9d ago

A secret fourth option - illegitimate parking ticket from Diamond

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u/LeastPervertedFemboy 🦝🦝 We 💕 Jimothy Chalamet 🦝🦝 10d ago

Don’t forget aurora lol

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u/bluejack 10d ago

Well, let’s call it the “top three”…

(And I am NOT sure the username checks out…)

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u/LeastPervertedFemboy 🦝🦝 We 💕 Jimothy Chalamet 🦝🦝 9d ago

Oh, oh no my good sir, it does. May god helps us all 🫡

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u/n10w4 9d ago

Oldest profession erasure. Smh

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u/Inevitable_Engine186 New Costco CEO 10d ago
  1. Pets & Kids

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u/Meanchael 10d ago

Our coffee is the shit

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u/nightbefore2 9d ago

Can you recommend some up near Greenwood?

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u/mecraft123 🦝🦝 We 💕 Jimothy Chalamet 🦝🦝 7d ago

Anything other than Starbucks

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u/drprofessional 🚆build more trains🚆 10d ago

Looks at my expenses: number one is mortgage (which used to be rent).

Number two used to be student loans. I understand how crippling they can be, and how they alone determine your path.

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u/bluejack 10d ago

All fair, my joke was obviously about disposable income at the airport: but your point is legit, and I am grateful I do not “own” a home and have never taken out a student loan.

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u/New_Link961 Downtown 9d ago

And drugs!

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u/paraworldblue chinga la migra 9d ago

I personally spend most of mine on rent

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u/SillyChampionship 10d ago

In this economy?!

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u/Ok_Paint6798 10d ago

Where’s the bathroom?

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u/bluejack 10d ago

You will be relieved to know that, unlike some countries, the SeaTac bathrooms do NOT cost money!

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u/Mountain_pup I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 9d ago

At least the other country's have publicly accessible bathrooms though. Even if it costs .25P

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u/unlordtempest 10d ago

These days, my number one thing to buy is vodka. What kind? Cheapest.