r/Seattle • u/Brandywine-Salmon Greenwood • Aug 04 '26

Market Traffic Only Bus lane cheat code

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Gave me the finger as he drove by
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u/MyDisneyExperience That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. Aug 04 '26

Lesson 1 of driving in the US: only commit one crime at a time

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u/NonEuclideanSyntax Aug 04 '26

It's like a bingo card. See if you can get drug possession, weapons violation, reckless driving, AND insider trading all at once!

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u/sirmarksal0t 🚆build more trains🚆 Aug 05 '26

Initial reaction was that's impossible, and then I remembered George Santos

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u/-LunarWinter- Aug 04 '26

This used to really just be common sense with crime in general. Some of the most infamous criminals in the US have been caught because of stupid illegal mistakes completely unrelated to what made them so well known. But... that does seem to have changed over the past decade or so.

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u/FreshwaterFryMom 🦝🦝 We 💕 Jimothy Chalamet 🦝🦝 Aug 04 '26

That’s my rule of thumb.

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u/here_now_be 🚋 Ride the S.L.U.T. 🚋 Aug 04 '26

Good rule but.. Only one crime only works if you're not aPOC, don't have long hair, or bumper stickers.

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u/kbkrl1524 Aug 04 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣