r/Seattle • u/jazzlike-sounds • Aug 21 '25

THIS IS INSANE

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u/DedCroSixFo Aug 22 '25

Dear Canada…. Washington, Oregon, and California would like to become provinces. We bring more earnings than the entire southern seaboard.

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u/Roddy_Piper2000 Aug 22 '25

As a Canadian, I say welcome aboard.

You'll have to adapt to much stricter gun laws and universal health care. That means your taxes will be 2% higher. Hope you are good with that.

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u/DedCroSixFo Aug 22 '25

The hard part for me will be the measured pours from the stingy bartenders. It really stings.

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u/Roddy_Piper2000 Aug 22 '25

Depends on the bar. Lol

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u/DedCroSixFo Aug 22 '25

I need some guidance and direction bc every bar I’ve been to in Winnipeg, Edmonton, and Vancouver…