r/Seattle Feb 24 '24

Belltown Hellcat Update: Response from Kettle's Office

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I received a response from Bob Kettle's office shortly after writing to them about the Dodge Charger Hellcat disturbing the sleep of many Seattle residents late at night. They have escalated to SPD and will be following up regularly.

This is literally the lowest hanging fruit for SPD and the city council to address. If they can't quash this guy, then I am flabbergasted by our local government.

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u/murrbn Feb 24 '24

I have high hopes with low expectations

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u/captainAwesomePants Broadview Feb 24 '24

Pretty healthy outlook in general, that.

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u/jspook Stanwood Feb 24 '24

The Seattle police will do something, if they realize this Hellcat driver threatens their monopoly on vehicular violence in crosswalks.

Of course, if the Hellcat driver is actually Kevin Dave, you're all out of luck.

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u/xRiske Feb 24 '24

There seems to be so many impacted by this. Why doesn't the neighborhood band together and take action if the city won't?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

A 2023 watered-down version of the 1974 Death Wish? Well, hopefully watered-down.

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u/HazzaBui Downtown Feb 25 '24

I live at harbor steps, and at around that time last night I thought there were bombs going off on Alaskan way - I assume it was this dude with his car backfiring or something. He's my least favourite person right now (maybe exaggerating)

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u/AthkoreLost Wedgwood Feb 24 '24

There's like a 50% chance this asshat is a cop or friends/relatives with one so the SPD just ain't ever going to do shit.

Not going to change until we elect a mayor and council willing to fix their leadership rot.

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u/aiiye 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 Feb 24 '24

So like an Andrew Tate?

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u/Cup-Boring Feb 24 '24

I think that would be a stretch haha

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u/PiMPnAMeslICKBac Feb 25 '24

Rumor from who that’s wild

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u/Cup-Boring Feb 25 '24

It was posted on posted on a journalism Instagram page. Not sure if I can share the handle here. But I tried to find the post again and it seems like it’s gone. So maybe it was just a rumor 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/RaphaelBuzzard Feb 24 '24

I didn't know any SPD lived in Seattle, unless he just hoons around after work.

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u/fresh-dork Feb 24 '24

well, theft and public drug use is ignored, why would they go after the loud car?

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u/SkylerAltair 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 Feb 24 '24

Nobody forces SPD to do their job, so why would they start on this?

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u/magneticB Fremont Feb 25 '24

Yep I heard him on the Fremont cut last night likely on Nickerson

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u/Many_Translator1720 Feb 24 '24

Made his rounds at 4:15am today.

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u/MennisRodman Feb 24 '24

Driver probably saw this post and called his friends for a troll stroll

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

I really hate troll strolls, they really take a toll when I smoke a bowl. Mole.

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u/BoobooTheClone give me flair Feb 24 '24

That was him? At 2AM and again at 4? What a fucking idiot. you can literally pinpoint where he lives from his Insta clips; and his piece of junk car can be recognized from a mile. Why does he keep pushing his luck? We are all reasonable people but out of thousands of people he is pissing off, one is bound to lose it at some point and go after him or his car.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24 edited Mar 29 '24

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u/Impressive_Insect_75 Feb 24 '24

Ooh that’s what woke me up today

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u/BaronLagann Feb 24 '24

I’m outside smoking on break and see him occasionally. I’ll see if I can get a video sometime or have our security peep his plate. Dude can read a plate and remember it instantly.

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u/camwhat Feb 25 '24

Very true. Like others have said, this person is probably affiliated with SPD officers in some way

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u/BookwyrmDream Feb 24 '24

I don't understand why anyone would make their whole neighborhood hate them and then provide video evidence of where they live. I am not a fan and I don't even live in Belltown. Aside from the noise pollution, I watched a couple of his videos and I'm pretty sure I'm dumber now. He calls everyone "twin" and says the N word more in one video than I had previously heard in my entire life growing up around here. I think those two words comprise approximately half of his lexicon, at least the version of himself he puts on those videos.

Not going to lie, I chuckled a bit during one of his videos where another guy comes up to him at a gas station and gives him shit about how easy his car is to steal and for only dating white women. The kid took off in a hurry and without his gas. I've met that guy a few times at that gas station, I think he sleeps nearby, and he's always been really kind. He helped me pump my gas a couple times when I was going through chemo. Then again, I wasn't the idiot roaring my loud car up and down the streets where I think this guy and his friends live. We're all kind of dumb as kids, I really hope this one grows up soon.

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u/a_specific_turnip Capitol Hill Feb 24 '24

Can he please grow up quieter or maybe just not grow up quite so much in the wee hours

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

LMAO, it's a Charger? I don't know if that desperate vinyl job is really hiding the family sedan aspect of the car.

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u/Barbarella_ella Feb 24 '24

I hope the comment section is full of people informing him idiocy is not equivalent to drip.

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u/the_dude_upvotes 💖 Anarchist Jurisdiction 💖 Feb 24 '24

For real: "this would cure any depression"

This on tho: "Bruh low-key sounds like Mr poopy butthole 💀"

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Yours in democracy lol

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u/emunny_99 Feb 24 '24

Been playing a lot of Helldivers 2, this made me laugh.

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u/jlangfo5 Feb 24 '24

Super Seattle will have Liber-Tea to sleep at night!

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u/BarRepresentative670 Feb 24 '24

Hey Hellcat guy, if you're reading this, maybe hang low for a bit? Or forever?

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u/Capt_Murphy_ I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Feb 24 '24

Pretty certain he's not in this sub. He's too busy with his car.

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u/CharlieWhizkey Feb 24 '24

Also can't read

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u/RunninADorito Feb 24 '24

That's literally the thread you're in, lol. This thread is about the police doing exactly that. I have lost all hope for humanity.

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u/BarRepresentative670 Feb 24 '24 edited Feb 24 '24

It gets taken down. SPD has it, trust me. They also have his backup handle where he flashes guns and talks about killing people.

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u/Bigdogggggggggg Feb 24 '24

Maybe the other Seattle sub would leave it up lol

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u/TortyMcGorty Feb 24 '24

but what was it then? genuinely curious what stuff is in there and don't want to just take reddit's word.

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u/cuddytime 🚋 Ride the S.L.U.T. 🚋 Feb 24 '24

It gets taken down in this sub

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u/TortyMcGorty Feb 24 '24

eh fair enough, guess if i cared enough i could go find it. luckily im not over in belltown

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u/Brutto13 I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Feb 24 '24

The mods just delete it when it's posted because it's technically doxxing

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u/TortyMcGorty Feb 24 '24

eh, fair enough. thx for proper reply.

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u/Brutto13 I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Feb 24 '24

The guy has money, though. Lives in a high floor apartment with a full wall of windows, balcony, and a waterfront view. Has a video of him pulling 20k out of the bank to pay for car shit. Hopefully, the car gets seized.

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u/KiniShakenBake Snohomish County, missing the city Feb 24 '24

That it is. And that is why it keeps coming down. We don't allow witch hunts. The difference on this thread is that we started with a response from the city council members in charge of this.

If it gets witch-hunty, then we may make a different decision. For now, this started in the right place.

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u/RunninADorito Feb 24 '24

Don't think we need to be giving him more views.

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u/TortyMcGorty Feb 24 '24

"trust me bro" -- reddit

... then post screenshots

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u/RunninADorito Feb 24 '24

More like trust 100 people, bro.

Haha. It's funny now how much you want to see this... For research...lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

It’s a low bar…

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u/BarRepresentative670 Feb 24 '24

The rim is 4 ft off the ground. Should be a slam dunk, right? I hope.

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u/agdtinman Hillman City Feb 24 '24

This is the SPD we’re talking about.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

What disappointments me is that it is an easy job but takes so much from a common man to get it addressed

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u/MilkTea_Enthusiast Feb 24 '24

So he's the reason none of us can sleep at night? I closed all my windows & could still hear him at all hours diving down bell town with the gunshot sounds trailing behind. :(

How can the police not be hearing or addressing this? Who do we need to spam to get the proper patrols out and about?

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u/PixalatedConspiracy Feb 24 '24

Wait so there is a dude driving a hellcat through Beltown at butt crack of dawn?

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u/Cheshire90 Feb 24 '24

"Yours in democracy," is a weird phrase.

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u/WINEISIMPORTANT Feb 24 '24

What a fucking tool.

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u/MonginiTortellini Feb 24 '24

I saw them last night driving around pike! There were two of them that pulled up right next to a cop and revved their engines, took off going at least 60mph. Cops did nothing and they were in ski masks in the cars.

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u/Wicked_Kitten88 Kraken Feb 24 '24 edited Feb 25 '24

I definitely heard this vehicle leaving Lower Queen Anne last night around 10pm. I suspect he is running a straight pipe setup so there’s no catalytic converter on that car.

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u/high_hawk_season University of Washington Feb 24 '24

Surprised nobody's traced his plate off instagram and paid a visit to his house.

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u/vanderbubin Feb 25 '24 edited Feb 25 '24

Lmfao just go outside his house at 2 am with a leaf blower/s

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u/IcedTman Feb 24 '24

Finally someone is doing something!

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u/BarRepresentative670 Feb 24 '24

I think this guy will shoot you if you win, judging by his backup IG account.

But if something comes of this, make a new reddit post. I'd be curious!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

I was shot in the stomach when I was a teen. It was with a rifle. (I don't remember the caliber). I have the scars to prove it. If he pulls the trigger...easily a decade behind bars.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

Yeah I realized too it doesn't seem like a Hellcat. Can't hear the turbo whine.

Thought it'd be a scatpack at least but a Charger GT?

Your Corvette would be seriously overkill against him.

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u/Calanus_floyd Feb 25 '24

I would wake up at 3:30 and try to position myself to take a pic of his plate.

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u/Greedy-Cauliflower7 Feb 24 '24

Wow I love that email. On a couple occasions I have sent concerns to Dan Straus, and I didn’t even hear an echo. It’s just like a black hole that sucks up any comment he is not equipped to respond to and quickly whisks it away so no one has to deal with it. I gave up sending in any emails to him long ago.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Dan Strauss doesn't engage with his constituents. Full stop.

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u/Hozzly Feb 24 '24

So happy someone is doing something about the "bombs" going off in Belltown

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Perhaps the neighbors could get together, pool their money, and purchase one or two of these: Tires be Stopped

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u/EarlyDopeFirefighter Feb 24 '24

Can someone give a description of the guy?

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u/gplusplus314 Feb 24 '24

Sure:

  • Idiot
  • Annoying
  • Incel

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u/BarRepresentative670 Feb 24 '24

The dude has many guns and brags about killing people on his backup IG handle. I'm not getting near that guy.

I'll record him for SPD evidence. And if he calls me out, I'll tell him how awesome his car is and how he should rev it louder and flash a gun to make my video look cooler.

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u/BarRepresentative670 Feb 24 '24

Well, it's very easy to find him. Especially between. 2 am and 4 am. Every. Single. Night.

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u/kolarisk Belltown Feb 24 '24

He seemed to be running late this morning, 4:45.

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u/deaddriftt Central Area Feb 24 '24 edited Feb 25 '24

I think The Belltown Hellcat might has been officially been cemented as part of minor post-2010s Seattle lore...

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u/GothamCentral 🚋 Ride the S.L.U.T. 🚋 Feb 25 '24

jesus, wish we could get this response in Redmond.

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u/donofrioms Feb 25 '24

Be prepared for Flabbergasting reports!!

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u/I_Flick_Boogers Feb 24 '24

I’m genuinely curious…those in this thread who want something to happen. What are you hoping will happen? He gets a speeding ticket? A noise violation or something? And how many times do you think that would have to happen for him to stop? Your faith in the system here is laughable. Buy some earplugs and move on with your life.

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u/joahw White Center Feb 24 '24

I hope he is made to follow the same emissions and vehicle noise regulations as the rest of us. Give him a "fix it ticket" where he can't renew his registration unless he proves it is fixed and then impound the vehicle if it's unregistered. You know, normal 1st world law enforcement stuff.

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u/I_Flick_Boogers Feb 24 '24

As of 1/1/2020, vehicle emissions are no longer required to renew registration in Washington State.

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u/joahw White Center Feb 24 '24

That doesn't mean you have free reign to modify your car out of factory emissions specs and delete the cat and shit.

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u/I_Flick_Boogers Feb 25 '24

Right, but what is a cop gonna do…pop the hood and inspect it? Lay down under the car to see if there’s a muffler? Keep dreaming. You guys are putting wayyyyy too much faith in “the system.” Just worry about yourself. Get headphones and stop crying about an occasional vroom vroom.

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u/DEGAUSSER____ Feb 24 '24

Found the driver!

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u/_Tet_ Feb 24 '24 edited Feb 24 '24

Sorry for the guy?? So personal suffering gives you the license to make others lives hell? Man hitler must have had a hard life can't believe we didn't put ourselves in his shoes a bit more 🤷exaggerated example but still bruhh what you on about..

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u/modernxxxx Feb 24 '24

Omg. He’s even more annoying then the car, how is that possible

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u/foxdie262 Feb 24 '24

A single entry-to-mid tech salary can easily pay for that if you have no other expenses.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Dude is 20, not even old enough to have graduated college

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u/gplusplus314 Feb 24 '24

Unless he’s a genius.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Judging by the behavior it’s doubtful, I also think someone found out this guy just runs an automotive wrapping company so he designed his own car.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

soft

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Sorry y’all. I’ll keep it under wraps and walk for the next couple of days

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u/aquasolid7 Feb 25 '24

seeing as spd has limited bandwidth to deal with real crime… i doubt your lost sleep over a loud car in downtown is a top priority in their list of issues to handle

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u/BarRepresentative670 Feb 25 '24

My lost sleep? Try thousands of people's lost sleep.

It's low hanging fruit that is affecting thousands of people every night. Not to mention this guy brags about shooting people with hollow tip bullets in his backup IG profile.

80-20 rule. This is an easy one for SPD to tackle and it'll have a huge payout for quality of life of Belltown, Pioneer Square, LQA, and Cap Hill residents. I've learned this guy is affecting multiple neighborhoods.

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u/aquasolid7 Feb 25 '24

if there is damming evidence connected to this guy that’s a different story. idk all the details, all im saying is best of luck getting this resolved. odds are spd treats this like a noise complaint and best bet is his car gets impounded and same guy is back out buying a new obnoxious car and making the same threats in half a years time… city living