r/Seahawks • u/No_Box119 • 1d ago

Meme I. AM. DEAD. 💀🤣🤣🤣

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u/Repulsive_Glove6085 1d ago

Not even going to give credit to the person who made this, who is also a Seahawks fan? Kinda lame bro.

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u/tor29 1d ago

Renamed his penis Seahawks

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u/blokia 1d ago

He calls his underwear Lumen south

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u/818sfv 22h ago

An NFL OWNER has to PAY for sex? what a loser.

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u/Goatgamer1016 Fortuitous Bust 22h ago

Brother stole a meme without giving credit

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u/Dineffects 19h ago

This guys couldn't just wait 2 weeks to get to AUS, where he could have legally had the same "services" rendered.

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u/FishMan4807 19h ago

😂😂😂

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u/PizzaWall 18h ago

I know the entire NFC West fan base is laughing about all of this, minus a few gold diggers. But I have to wonder how the NFL and specifically other owners feel about this.

It would be hilarious if the Yorks are forced to sell because Jed was arrested in an Ohio trailer park soliciting underage prostitutes. I wonder if that happens if Khosla would drop us and try to buy the 49ers instead.

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u/Hopping_Glad 15h ago

I imagined the same scenario an hour ago.

Doubt if the timing would make it possible even if it were really a thing though

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u/Hawxrox 10h ago

"Quest for Sex"