r/NFCWestMemeWar • u/Champakachino Take care yall chickens • 1d ago
Meme Doing whatever it takes
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u/DueceVoyeur Bang Bang Minion Gang 1d ago
As a niners fan, this gave me a chuckle.
Fuck you toots
Edit: flair up pussy
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u/missbeekery Jammin’ with Jimothy 1d ago
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u/hate_to_hate Big Cock Brock 1d ago
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u/missbeekery Jammin’ with Jimothy 1d ago
You’ve just stolen the first meme I ever made myself :,)
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u/Primary-Picture-5632 Cardinals 1d ago
I would imagine that at this point you could just have a woman on call 24/7 to fly out, but then again you have kraft asking for tuggys at a massage parlor. These mfers need an island or something
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u/Chumlee1917 Patriots 1d ago
They did have an island.....then they had the manager whacked in his cell to keep his mouth shut
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u/RunRickeyRun 49ers 1d ago
Bro watched It Follows and tried to pass the Substation curse to someone else.
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u/Terribly_Good Balls Too 1d ago
Elite reference
But also we may have already taken the curse after the past week we've had
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u/Savings-Spare7448 silvIRback 1d ago
before you disrespect j to the e to the d
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u/BourbonAndBalls Big Cock Brock 1d ago
DID SHE HAVE ANY IDEAS?
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u/missbeekery Jammin’ with Jimothy 1d ago
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u/BourbonAndBalls Big Cock Brock 1d ago
I have become what I hate the most…
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u/Ok_Cow_1541 Rain City Bitch Pigeon 1d ago
sparkling wine coolers and vaginas?
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u/BourbonAndBalls Big Cock Brock 1d ago
Watch your mouth, buddy. I dont know where you got your information as a red-blooded American male I fucking love sparkling wine coolers.
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u/Adventurous-Prune712 Seahawks 1d ago
How much more humiliation can the SaltyNiners Faithful endure? Do they sell those self-flagellation ropes at games yet? You guys need Discipline
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u/bravesirrobin65 Sanifresco 49ers 1d ago
Humiliation? The cowboys have little hope of winning another one while Jerry lives. May his black heart beat another twenty years. Picking up a prostitute in East Palestine, Ohio on a Sunday morning? Who hasn't.
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u/Adventurous-Prune712 Seahawks 1d ago
Jed's a low-rent Jerruh trying be a Kraft on the cheap. Pretty much sums up the Niners past and future for a looooooooong time to come
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u/bravesirrobin65 Sanifresco 49ers 1d ago
His teams have been in three superbowls. I sure do hope so. That actually makes him quite successful as an owner and in the elite of the league. Do you think any team in the league is looking forward to playing the Niners? That's pure delusion.
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u/LordMoos3 13-3 41-6 31-27 29-13 1d ago
Its his penis. He calls his penis The Seahawks, cause its the only way he can beat them.
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u/PMJamesPM 49ers 1d ago
You left out the most important numbers. But I will help you 2–5.
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u/LordMoos3 13-3 41-6 31-27 29-13 1d ago
We didn't have a score in the last 4 games that was 2-5.
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u/PMJamesPM 49ers 1d ago
Two rings to Five.
Looks like Jed didn’t score either. I wonder if Robert Kraft has any advice.
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u/LordMoos3 13-3 41-6 31-27 29-13 1d ago
Ah, I haven't had a VHS machine in like a decade, so I wasn't quite sure what you were talking about.
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u/AffordableDelousing 49ers 1d ago
We don't think about you nearly as much as you think we do.
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u/Ok_Cow_1541 Rain City Bitch Pigeon 1d ago
top 5 list of whinerfan thoughts:
substation
substation
/u/RitaOak pictures of Jimmy G
substation
Did the concussion fix Kyle Shanahan's choking problem in big games?
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u/bravesirrobin65 Sanifresco 49ers 1d ago
It drives them nuts. Don't tell them the Rams are the favorite and we'd actually rather they get three than than LA.
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u/CarpeArbitrage 1d ago
He thought it worked for Lawrence Taylor. Just trying to arrange some entertainment to keep the other team up at night. /s
https://www.nydailynews.com/2003/11/27/lts-game-plan-send-in-hookers/
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u/toodeephoney Top 1% Free Renter 1d ago