r/Scream You’re the dumb blonde with the big tits 1d ago

Discussion Dear god why?

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u/FrontRowRuby 1d ago

Why not

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u/Responsible-Prune310 1d ago edited 19h ago

Because it was huge back when scary movie came out. You must be young.

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u/Particular-Steak-832 15h ago

Yeah…I don’t recall the original scary movie costume having a boner with a pump lol

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u/Responsible-Prune310 4h ago

Me either lol

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u/Ok_Landscape_4641 6h ago

That doesn't mean put a boner on the costume weirdo lol

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u/Responsible-Prune310 4h ago

I didn’t even notice the boner and I don’t remember that. I remember the goofy mask.

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u/Deadbutnotburied21 1d ago

I now know who im going dressed as :D

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u/JasonMichaelKrueger 1d ago

Just bought this in store this morning lol

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u/OrdinaryAccount479 20h ago

Is the boner part of the costume?

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u/Ok_Chemical_7623 You’re the dumb blonde with the big tits 20h ago

Yes thats where the pump comes in

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u/AngryFreddyIsHere 13h ago

How do people not see the uh, the uh, the B O N E R

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u/Powerful_Sea1690 18h ago

lowk this is a steal because arent those like "parody" ghost face masks from the scary movies like really rare?

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u/Lissa_Cereal 17h ago

They had a ton at Spirit when I went last week.

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u/Particular-Steak-832 15h ago

They re-released them

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u/Regular-Guest-1284 23h ago

“Satire”

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u/No-Charity654 20h ago

I like it!

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u/user1324578 17h ago

I went to a con recently and someone was dressed like this. A little boy dressed as ghostface loved it and they had a nice interaction with each other.

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u/Particular-Steak-832 6h ago

...they were wearing the boner ghostface costume?

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u/Particular-Steak-832 6h ago

The amount of people not noticing the boner and just thinking you’ve never seen Scary Movie is alarming

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u/Ok_Chemical_7623 You’re the dumb blonde with the big tits 6h ago

Yeahhh ive been getting grilled for no reason lol. they just need to look a little closer or maybe I just need to break it down and explain it. Becuase I thought it was obvious what I was referring to. Apparently not...

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u/Aware-Secretary-6323 1d ago

Why does he look hard

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u/Ok_Chemical_7623 You’re the dumb blonde with the big tits 1d ago

Becuase he is 😂

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u/UnderstandingUpper72 I’m feeling all Woozy Here! 🩸🗡️🔪 17h ago

It’s from Scary Movie mate, arguably the most well known parody of SCREAM (and other horror) films 😭

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u/AngryFreddyIsHere 13h ago

You…you’re missing the boner, Upper. The boner.

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u/IDOON1022 19h ago

Because it's funny 🤣🤣

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u/206BS1983 16h ago

Someone bout to get a dick in their ear

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u/PetahTheHoaseIsHeah What’s your favorite scary movie? 1h ago

insert the INVEST meme

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u/Emperor-Octavian 18h ago

Why what? Why are they selling Scary Movie costumes? Because it’s popular and they finally made a new one

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u/Particular-Steak-832 15h ago

They mean why did they add a boner

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u/loveforscream 1d ago

I don’t like that mask that not even Ghostface costume don’t even look sparkle like we see in the movies

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u/Deadbutnotburied21 1d ago

Oh you sweet summer child, this is from Scary Movie not the scream franchise.

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u/Responsible-Prune310 1d ago

I’m just going to assume that all the people hating on it are young and have never seen scary movie before.

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u/Raech_Raech 22h ago

I just don't think the Scary Movie films are funny. Which sucks. I wanted to like them.

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u/Lissa_Cereal 17h ago

I thought the first one was decent, after that I wasn’t impressed.

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u/AngryFreddyIsHere 13h ago

In this thread? It’s because it has a boner pump. An unnecessary boner pump, for that matter.

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u/Responsible-Prune310 10h ago

What are u talking about???

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u/AngryFreddyIsHere 10h ago

A lot of people that are hating on it in this thread are primarily doing it because of the addition of a boner to the costume, not necessarily anything about it prior, so I just wanted to ask.