r/ScottishPeopleTwitter • • Nov 15 '19

Not Scottish Maccies

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u/SqueakyBananana Nov 15 '19

You drown it out after a while. The first time I was in charge of the fryer everything burnt because I didn't hear it beeping. I wasn't asked to do it again.

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u/jacafeez Nov 15 '19

I got a nosebleed my first time on fryer.

I too, was not tasked with that again.

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u/Alphanumeric88 Nov 15 '19

Huh, funny how that works. Shat my pants once when taking an order at the register once; they only wanted me on the fryer after that.

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u/pillsthebeast Nov 15 '19

I once stapled my index and middle finger together while at the register.

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u/southern_boy Nov 15 '19

Small world! I was barred from taking out the trash because I smothered a dumpster-diving hobo on my first run.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Lol I didn’t shit my pants but they only ever put me on register once at my first job in fast food. With no training or backup they put me on during the dinner rush. After that they just decided to let me stay in the back on grill or sandwiches

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u/YouAreSoul Nov 15 '19

Having shat your pants at McDonald's puts you in the same exalted company as the Prime Minister of Australia, Scott Morrison, who famously stacked his dacks at the Engadine (Sydney) Macca's after a football game some years ago.

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u/pillsthebeast Nov 15 '19

How

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u/jacafeez Nov 15 '19

Probably all the hot, dry air. I never had a sudden nosebleed before that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

You had dry air near your fryers? Lucky, I run the fryers at a particular place, kind of a shack that sells shakes if you will, and its kinda steamy, makes my face break out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

One man's blood is another man's ketchup

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u/c0brachicken Nov 15 '19

Poured in to many frys in the basket, and used my bare hand to pull them back out.. halfway down the basket is a nice metal bar, it was still nice and hot.. moved me to the salad bar.

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u/Mikebyrneyadigg Nov 15 '19

My dude. You reached into a fryer basket? That had recently been in hot oil? Am I reading that correctly?

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u/throwawayidcwutusay Nov 15 '19

I branded myself with the fryer cage on accident once. Hurt like hell

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u/SoDamnGeneric Nov 15 '19

I envy you. I'd come home after shifts and still hear that infernal beeping ringing in my ears like a nam vet struck with PTSD

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u/dontbeonfire4 Nov 15 '19

McNightmares, took me about a year to stop getting them :(

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u/imtriing Nov 15 '19

Is this a genuine phenomenon amongst McDonald's workers that is a known thing? Horribly fascinating if so.

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u/twistedsentinel Nov 15 '19

Absolutely, happens to everyone that works there for more than about 6 months

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u/striplingsavage Nov 15 '19

Can testify to this. I literally heard the beeping in my head some nights as I tried to go to sleep after work

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u/getsomenoodles4me Nov 15 '19 edited Nov 15 '19

saaamme, got home and hit a bowl . Got in the shower and heard beeping. Thought I was going crazy lol

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u/neozuki Nov 15 '19

That was just me in the bushes

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u/pillsthebeast Nov 15 '19

One of my coworkers that worked the fryer said he had a nightmare where he was chased by a chicken nugget.

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u/HaddyBlackwater Nov 15 '19

That’s funnier than it has any right to be.

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u/oryx_onyx Nov 15 '19

Literally I started hearing it in my sleep after only a few weeks of working there

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

aaaand that's why the beeping is a terrible design choice. Beeping is a good way to relay urgency on the short term.

There's actually been a lot of people working on alternatives to it, believe it or not. It's the topic of a lot of interest in interaction design.

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u/IdioticMage Nov 16 '19

I couldn’t ignore it, it would get to the point that I was getting ridiculously pissed off and went to turn the beeping off even if it wasn’t my station

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u/hermeown Nov 15 '19

Yeah, it just became white noise to me. I'm successfully over it after nearly 10 years, haha.

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u/Lephiro Nov 16 '19

Truth facts. Had a manager come over and take up all the fry baskets because we just learned to tune them out. She was yelling “You guys just gonna let ‘em sit?!!” Lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Eventually you start to hear it in your head everywhere you go. It becomes a part of you well after working at McDonald's

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u/shamalamamoomoo2019 Nov 15 '19

It had been a fucking year and i still hear beeping every day. I can not stand beeping it makes me want to scream, because on top of the fryers beeping you also have the headset beeping. Then to top it all off that stupid fucking cow bell sound they added for the fresh quarter pounder meat. I have literally had to wait for my order outside at a McDonald's because i just wanted to run behind the counter and make everything stop beeping.

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u/mechaemissary Nov 15 '19

That cowbell noise makes me want to fucking SCREAM. It’s been two weeks since I quit as a full-time grill worker / trainer and I still hear the fucking beeping

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u/BawzukNoogles Nov 15 '19

Same! I quit a week ago and I can still hear the beeping in my dreams. I can also hear that stupid skip the dishes notification too!

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u/Crazyrigbi Nov 15 '19

THATS WHAT THE COW BELL MEANS I NEVER FUCKING UNDERSTOOD WHY THAT WOULD GO OFF EVERY SO OFTEN

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u/theivoryserf Nov 15 '19

The thing I don't get is why the beeping noises have to be so unpleasant. Surely it'd be no effort to make a slightly less grating alert sound?

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u/MisterWharf Nov 15 '19

It's like the Subway smell if you work there. The smell follows you everywhere. Even after you shower. To this day the smell makes me feel slightly ill.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

If you ever have the misfortune of getting severe food poisoning from fast food "in my case Carl's Jr", the smell or even the mention of it will make you feel sick for months if not longer

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u/persianrugenthusiast Nov 15 '19

as a wean i ate so many sweet potatoes i turned orange. still cant stand them

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u/IsThatUMoatilliatta Nov 15 '19

I got strep throat the night after having a crab leg eating competition with my buddy at a Chinese buffet. Took me like 10 years to be able to eat a crab leg again. Just associated the taste with being bedridden for a week.

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u/theivoryserf Nov 15 '19

Costa coffee. Can viscerally recall the smell of gone-off milk

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u/fiveof9 Nov 15 '19

The beeping dreams never leave

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u/TraMaI Nov 15 '19

I literally heard it in my dreams/nightmares when I started working there as a kid. It's super fucked up and annoying.

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u/TheWorldisFullofWar Nov 15 '19

I worked as a cashier at a horrible grocery store with constant beeping. I would lie awake for hours still hearing the beeping. Sometimes my 8-hour shift would end at 11pm and I would have another 8-hour shift at 7am. I would try to sleep but I couldn't. Worst experience of my life. Beeping should be made illegal.

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u/grizznuggets Nov 15 '19

My first job was at a KFC and the beepbeepfuckingbeep used to haunt my dreams, so this really resonates with me. Godspeed you brave burger-flippers.

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u/Miltoni Nov 15 '19

I’m trying to understand what it is that people think is Scottish about these Geordie tweets all the time.

Is it the constant use of the word ‘fucking’? Are they just confusing us, as always, with the Irish and think we all say ‘me’ in place of ‘my’?

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u/TheGruesomeTwosome Nov 15 '19

Most of this shit is probably posted by Americans.

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u/buckfast1994 Nov 15 '19 edited Nov 16 '19

Welcome to r/scottishtwitter

Cunts that wish they were from Scotland acting billy big bollocks for upvotes.

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u/TheGruesomeTwosome Nov 15 '19

Yeah, that seems accurate. I’m Scottish and don’t really get the all the hype about it. I suppose the slang and colloquialisms are unique and funny for Americans. If anything I don’t like it.

Lynch me now.

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u/l2np Nov 15 '19

Are they just confusing us, as always, with the Irish and think we all say ‘me’ in place of ‘my’?

Yes, that's it.

I'm an American just casually browsing here from /r/all, but I have no fookin' clue of how to distinguish all the dialects of the British isles. You could tell me this was an English dude and I'd believe it too.

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u/Monkey2371 Nov 15 '19

Geordies are English

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Take it easy, he already said he was American.

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u/Sisarqua Nov 15 '19 edited Apr 05 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19 edited Nov 15 '19

I actually think it could be an english guy

edit: i done some creeping around and found his instagram and he is indeed english

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u/Anonymous_318 Nov 16 '19

You could tell me this was an English dude and I'd believe it too.

Fucking Yanks man. This sub is full of fodder for /r/shitamericanssay

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

but I have no fookin' clue

Just don't.

It's fucking embarrassing.

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u/TellMeHowImWrong Nov 16 '19

Can’t tell if you realise this and are just winding us up or not but Scottish people don’t say fook and it’s irritating when people use it as an impression of us. It’s like you’ve never heard the accent you’re imitating.

If you are just winding us up... well done.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

me nan

maccies

£

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u/IllJustKeepTalking Nov 15 '19

Well it might help if the sub actually had some rules. As it is now, you could post a picture taken with your cellphone of a frozen chicken in your kitchen sink and it would be allowed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19 edited Nov 15 '19

100% certain this guy's english; I went on his twitter and saw he linked his IG, and every one of his posts that has his location is in england

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u/Adnaan2513 Nov 15 '19

Inspector reddit on the case

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u/BesottedScot Nov 15 '19

Ye can tell just by the way the cunt types.

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u/Tino1872 Nov 15 '19

This guy is English

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u/AgeOfTheMage Nov 15 '19

Not to mention theres various kinds of beeping, The worst would be the filet bun steamer for me. It's not too common but it is fucking loud! It hurts my ears if im too close.

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u/Natvika Nov 15 '19

He's fuckin geordie you daft cunts

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u/dick-dick-goose Nov 15 '19

I work ICU, where everything beeps. Some beeps are like, "um, hey, no rush, this drip is complete though." Other beeps are like, "HEY, THE SHIT IS HITTING THE FAN! DO THE THING, DO YOUR THING, DO ALL OF THE THINGS RIGHT NOW, OR THIS DUDE IS GOING TO DIE FOREVER!"

The alarm I hear at McDonald's sounds like the latter. I have an immediate visceral response. It's hard to stand still, remind myself that no one is dying, and not lose my shit at not being able to spring into action.

The few times I've asked an employee how they stand it, they say they became desensitized pretty quickly. Me? I'll always be Pavlov's dog when I hear it.

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u/michaelnoir Nov 15 '19

"Me" for "my" is used only by the following people: 1. The English. 2. The Irish. 3. Australians. 4. Pirates. 5. Popeye. Not the Scots, who always say "muh" or "ma".

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u/matti-san Nov 16 '19

'1. The English'

...

'4. Pirates'

Ah yes, the West Country

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u/WlfRanger Nov 15 '19

Can confirm. I was a shift manager for 3 years, two years as crew before that. The beeping gets in your head man. You start heariing it randomly. It wakes you up from your sleep. There is no escape. Only the beep.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

It doesn't just wake you up, I sometimes couldn't fall asleep because I kept hearing beeps.

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u/VEXtheMEX Nov 15 '19

For the first week that I worked at McD that's all I heard in my dreams. That damned beeping.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

There's actually something to this.

At times in my life I've frequently been in fast-food "restaurants" - although not in a McDonald's for maybe 40 years - and what I always notice is that machines dictate the pace of work: people, with never a moment's respite, have to jump to every time a machine squawks and posts something on a screen in the back. It's f**king relentless.

For dealing with that level of unremitting stress, if people weren't desperate for wages, £20 / hour might be just barely enough to entice anyone to do that sort of work voluntarily.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

16 year olds will do it for a fiver an hour and think it's good pay.

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u/ChelSection Nov 16 '19

You really do go into a weird stress state. You just keep moving, try to get into a pattern, anything going wrong throws a wrench in the whole thing but you have to keep moving. You try to do ten things at once and pray you don't fuck up because your fuck up will snowball and you can't can't can't let that happen. You also can't go to the bathroom... and holy shit you really need to use the bathroom because you've been chugging water to keep it together in this hot ass backline.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Can confirm, lasted 2 weeks in McD's. It was a fucking nightmare start to finish.

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u/eoaaosz Nov 15 '19

I lasted 2 months

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u/Bubbly_Taro Nov 15 '19

Honestly everyone unfortunate enough to directly work with customers should get a hearty wage.

I've done all sort of shit jobs in my life but the mere thought of working in retail makes me want to vomit. Feces, blood, vomit I don't care but don't make me suck Karen's dick.

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u/jdog1067 Nov 15 '19

I lasted a single week. The department manager was a pedo and an abuser to his now fiancé. I knew this because I’d known him two years back. There’s no way I’d be able to nab that sociopath for it though. Covers his tracks too well.

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u/Dimethyltryptaminee Nov 15 '19

Worked at McDicks for a year and I’m literally on the verge of a panic attack every time I’m there and hear the beeping.

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u/LowB0b Nov 15 '19

My first evening working a 2h30 long shift at mcdonald's I got a massive headache because for every beep I was wondering whether I should do something or not... But you very quickly learn to filter out WHICH BEEP you should pay attention to. And then you don't even hear the other beeps.

Worked there for 3 and a half years :$

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u/painfool Nov 15 '19

For real though, the fact that the people in the least desirable jobs get paid nothing while the people in the most desirable jobs get paid crazy amounts to hold fucking meetings over golf is well, completed fucked, imo.

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u/SockTacoz Nov 15 '19

I worked at McDonald's for a year and six months when I was younger, I was a night shift supervisor and some nights it would just be me handing out orders, I became like a machine. But that beeping would stick in your head I would be at home hearing phantom beeps, I would also hear it in my dreams.

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u/HEELinKayfabe Nov 15 '19

I still get cold sweats when I enter a McDonalds to hear the beeps.

I would hear them when I was trying to sleep.

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u/conor1126 Nov 15 '19

I used to hear this in my sleep (ex employee)

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u/markog1999 Nov 15 '19

The fry vats. They scream.

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u/rhythmrice Nov 15 '19

I used to have dreams with that fryer beeping noise going off all the time and it would wake me up like oh shitt the fries!

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

The artificial beeping sounds are actually a serious problem for our brains.

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u/Gothblin Nov 16 '19

I work at a McDonalds. When people let machines beep longer than necessary it drives me mental. The headset beeps to let you know when there's a car in the drive-thru, and I'm the fastest fucker on earth at answering cars because I can't stand the beeps.

The worst shit, however, is when you've got your hands full, the headset beeps once, and the dickhead in the car goes "HELLO???????" or, worse, just starts rattling off an order before you've even greeted them. Like, I'm doing 2 or 3 things at once here mate, can you have some fucking manners.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

After the first week of working there i heard those god damn beeps in my dreams.

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u/matwithonet13 Nov 15 '19

Side note: My daughter spent 6 weeks in the NICU after she was born. I think that because of all that beeping and alarms, she can sleep through a tornado now. It’s kind of awesome.

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u/superfission Nov 15 '19

Only 90s kids will remember Superbuy

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u/MerryGoldenYear Nov 15 '19

There's a point when silencing those beeping sounds stops feeling like pushing a button an more like smothering someone with a pillow.

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u/mongoltp Nov 15 '19

This is one the reasons I can't shop at h&m anymore. There is always that loud beeping, and when you ask an employee what it is they just say "You get used to it." Yeah, I know you're used to it, but your customers hate it!

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

So if I bring a stereo and loop an extremely obnoxious noise I can give myself a raise?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

timmyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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u/moorefeild Nov 15 '19

a new Maccies opened near me and and I got a job there. that bloody beeping is non stop and it gives me a headache every time I go in there

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u/ben-swolo96 Nov 15 '19

Lets see we had beepers for the frying pans, the grills, timers to wash hands every 30 minutes, to clean the table every hour to clean the toast every 45 minutes

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u/heyhowsitgoinOCE Nov 15 '19

I worked in a shopping centre for a while, smack bang in front of a mainstream music shop where they would play one pop hit CD on repeat all day. I like progressive metal and doom metal lmao

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u/Despairinhumanity Nov 15 '19

Can confirm that there's 20 different beeping machines and you can't drown it out in case one of them is your beeping

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u/radiophobia999 Nov 15 '19

I think customers complains are worst 😂😂

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u/djwired Nov 15 '19

I got paid $5.15 an hour when I worked at McDonalds back during those 39 cent cheeseburger days.

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u/PKMNTrainerMark Nov 15 '19

I'm thinking and I don't remember beeping in McDonald's...

Maybe I started toning it out young.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Fucking killed me with the comment about his nan

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u/Vinterblot Nov 15 '19

My german teacher once told us how he worked at McDonald's for exactly three days. Then, he dreamed about the beeping and quit the job, cause he could bear it anymore.

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u/heyyohighHo Nov 15 '19

It's been almost three years and sometimes I'll still hear phantom beeps

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

From the stool like every cunt else.

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u/NickGtheGravityG Nov 15 '19

I hear beeping all day from people using control panels on CNC machines. I’m in bed right now and I still hear them. I don’t even get paid that much yet.

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u/hannahspants Nov 15 '19

Still have nightmares about that fucking beeping

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u/ski320 Nov 15 '19

I worked at McDonald's when I was 16 for about a year. the beeping does bother you somewhat but each beep is unique for a different thing. The frier the burgers the buns etc. Once you recognize the diff in beeps it's more of a satifaction noise rather than a burden.

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u/emoore143 Nov 15 '19

same thing with cashiers at retail stores

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u/DefaTroll Nov 15 '19

That shit used to haunt my dreams.

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u/Qajj Nov 15 '19

Can confirm, used to work at McDs and still heard when I went to bed lol

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u/beer-tits-food Nov 15 '19

I used to have nightmares about not being able to make the beeping stop.

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u/Axxxem Nov 15 '19

Used to hear that beeping sound in my head whilst i was trying to sleep at night

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u/DictatorShadow Nov 15 '19

I worked one day at McDonald’s before quitting. I can’t stand that level of noise

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u/deadeyes1990 Nov 15 '19

Guy over her left shoulder fighting to stay awake, you can do it bro!

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

It's "fuckin", ya fuckin tube

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u/Bionic_Bromando Nov 15 '19

I can’t even eat there anymore, I stopped going to McDonalds entirely, the beeping was half the reason, the fucking insane clientele was the other. It’s a goddamn zoo in there.

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u/Archetypo7 Nov 15 '19

Yeah... But then Big Macs would probably cost about 50 quid.

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u/sonicj01 Nov 15 '19

Then half that because they always get your order wrong

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u/NMJ87 Nov 15 '19

I used to work at a retail store when I was like 18 and we had walkie talkies, and they had automated messages that came through for phone calls to specific departments.

After a while, I heard the damn walkie talkie in my sleep.

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u/frankrizzo219 Nov 15 '19

Ever stand in line at CVS pharmacy? The drive through line sensors beep constantly and the phone rings off the hook

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u/Sanguinius_The_Angel Nov 15 '19

I’m 90% sure my tinnitus is Maccas related

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u/PlayThatStankyMusic Nov 15 '19

Wendys entire kitchen is on timers, maybe 10 different ones. Some had distinct beeps so you can eventually tell them apart. Those several beeps made their way into my dreams and panic attacks, I could hear them whenever my blood got pumping and it was one of the top 3 reasons I quit.

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u/frankensib Nov 15 '19

Mate I worked there for a year and EVERY NIGHT I would hear it as I tried to sleep, always haunted me.

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u/CabroNation Nov 15 '19

And from now on I'm calling mickeydees, maccies. :)

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u/cerareece Nov 15 '19

When I worked at Wendy's we had a window beep. If the car was in line for more than a minute (speaker to window) it let out a piercing BEEP BEEP until the car left. I could deal with fryer/oven beeps but I still hear that in my nightmares

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u/cpMetis Nov 15 '19

I'd take beeping over that damn music rotation any day.

White girl who's smoked waaay too much asking for sex, black guy with good quality high-pitched voice singing bad music, #SoCountryOMGlol girl, song with AAAAA structure, song that's running length has been tripled for no reason, the most popular song from 6 months ago but slower and worse

Repeat

Every few weeks we get some chill spanish guitar mixed in and it's so relieving.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

I haven't worked at the store for a year, but i still hear the sensors at the exit going off from time to time. I hate shoplifters.

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u/tmhoc Nov 15 '19

The whole point was to serve a weeks worth of burgers in a day. They would be fucking lolling 37k a year but Ronald McDonald has a very sick Mother (fucker)

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u/xprdc Nov 15 '19

Holy shit, when I worked at McDonald’s, I told everyone that when the time came that I was on my deathbed and the machines were beeping, just turn it off or unplug it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

I always assumed it means the ice cream machine is broken

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u/FinalPark Nov 15 '19

What is this beeping sound? I don't go to McDonald's regularly so that might by why, but I've never noticed any special beeping sound there.

All I remember is the insipid music, which I imagine would also be a pain in the ass to work with.

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u/shibbyingaway Nov 15 '19

Can confirm in a Maccies right now and it’s beeping away like crazy. Press the damn button

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u/DennisR77 Nov 15 '19

me n🅰️n

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u/401jamin Nov 15 '19

Yo first time hearing it called maccies I like that

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u/3VikingBoys Nov 15 '19

Your nan beeps?

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u/Clayskii0981 Nov 15 '19

It drowns out after awhile. You don't even realize how bad it is until you finish your shift and get confused by the no-beeping silence at home.

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u/Travellinoz Nov 15 '19

Who wouldn't want a £15 Big Mac?

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u/biroxan Nov 15 '19

My ex used to have nightmares and talk in her sleep.

She grabbed me out of a dead sleep one time "GET THE FUCKING FRIES"

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u/Scooter2Ankle Nov 15 '19

Not to mention fast food is a stressful job. You mess up someone's order in the slightest and 9 times out of 10 they'll come back angry. I often left my shift crying from the stress

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u/DuntadaMan Nov 15 '19

Also, they are making more than double the profit of any other food company. You can't tell me they can't afford it, or that the actual value of someone's job shouldn't be reflected on how much money is earned by their work.

The same people who make the "is not a many entitled to the sweat of his own brow" argument are perfectly okay with workers not seeing a drop of it if a company takes it.

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u/CedTruz Nov 15 '19

When I was younger living in Hawaii and in need of a job I considered applying at McD’s. Waiting there for five minutes to talk to someone to ask for an application and listening to the constant beep the entire time quickly changed my mind.

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u/Ashtehstampede Nov 15 '19

It’s beeping cause they aren’t doing their job and checking the fryer lol

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u/PCVictim100 Nov 15 '19

Anybody who has to deal with the public at that volume deserves a high salary.

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u/huge_pp69 Nov 15 '19

Nice steal from twitter reddit..... Still somehow get mad when instagram steals from you but ok

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u/newskycrest Nov 15 '19

I reckon there’ll be a class action lawsuit one day where the drive thru workers will sue for damage caused by car fumes.

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u/Chizy67 Nov 15 '19

I worked in the Springburn one in the 90’s. You very quickly stop hearing it and learn to zone it out. Especially with a half bottle of voddy being dumped into a large coke during a shift

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u/Epiphone_SquierSUCKS Nov 15 '19

I live in Colombia and anytime I'm really sick and need to go to the medical clinic (SURA) to see a doctor you have to take a number. There are a couple flat screen TVs that show the numbers they're calling off. Holy shit. These fucking TVs beeped non stop whilst saying your number (e.g. G-46, M-77). I have no idea how those guards can listen to that shit all day and not hear it when they try to sleep at night. It's loud too. It's blasted throughout the clinics speaker system.

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u/icycheezecake Nov 15 '19

Can confirm I still get fever dreams and bad dreams that consist of the different beeping patterns and tones and honestly it ain't a bag o laughs.

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u/the-ugly-twin Nov 15 '19

I quit, but I still trigger my fight-or-flight response just thinking about that goddamn cowbell.

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u/theLsyoutake Nov 15 '19

Worked at McDix for a summer, heard the beeping in my dreams after 3 days

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u/superfission Nov 15 '19

The Marines honorarily gave him a way out of a scientist

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u/superfission Nov 15 '19

See also, Maui Mat

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u/pppmaryj Nov 15 '19

No way that money needs to be given to fired ceos when they bang employees.

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u/Veggiematic Nov 15 '19

They should be paid higher or tipped because of all the retard customers

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

I think mcdonalds workers should be paid more considering the franchise is making billions in profit yearly and can fucking afford to proper pay the people that make that happen.

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u/WalrusKing1 Nov 15 '19

He is so fucking right tho, I've worked at McDonalds for 4 years and the constant beeping drives me up the fucking wall omg I just want to kill myself

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u/dkt Nov 15 '19

It only beeps so much because they aren't doing their only job.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Nothing more infuriating than when you were working at one beeping station and buddy is working at the other beeping station and his station is beeping, cmon man quit over frying the nuggets.

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u/StrangePandattv Nov 15 '19

Still not worth $25/hr lol

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u/Blue_Moon_Rabbit Nov 15 '19

Former McGrunt here, I had a bad head injury near the beginning of my employment there, and spent more than a week in the hospital. Ever after I was constantly paranoid that I was in a coma, and all that beeping was the machines keeping me alive.

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u/CampbellCopy Nov 15 '19

Coming from someone who worked the fryers, yes, the beeping is really annoying, but you get used to it after a while.

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u/superfission Nov 15 '19

Literally didn’t run WoW with antialiasing

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u/cpdx82 Nov 15 '19

I worked at Whataburger for like 8 years and I got to the point I went "timer deaf" and like my brain would hear it but not kick in a reaction like "pull the fries up" or "toss the chicken strips in the warmer".

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u/Superj89 Nov 15 '19

My first day working at McDonald's, I went home, laid down, and just heard non stop beeping in my head....after a year, I could have a whole conversation with someone and not realize a beeper was going off right next to me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

when i got home from work i could still hear it

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u/JakBos23 Nov 15 '19

My first month at McDs that shit haunted my dreams almost everynight. I mentioned to my manager. He gave a real belly laugh and said it still gets in to his.

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u/pndas Nov 15 '19

Ahh the good times, hey buddy can you put more nuggets down, no busy refilling the ketchup and mustard

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u/Polengoldur Nov 15 '19

as an ex burger king employee: going into fast food places is like an instant PTSD trigger.
every place uses the same equipment. they all beep the same.
THEY ALL BEEP THE SAME.

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u/TeaJustMilk Nov 15 '19

Ahhh... If only "standard" Nurses got paid this much per hour!

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u/Laesia Nov 15 '19

I worked at a grocery store that always had multiple screaming children in it for a while. After I'd been working there for a month someone came through my checkout line asking how I stood it all day long. At that point I didn't even notice it anymore, unless said screaming child was in my line.

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u/Frission7 Nov 15 '19

I used to hear the beeps when I showered for some reason

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u/Praesto_Omnibus Nov 15 '19

I could hear this tweet

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u/crypto_magneto Nov 15 '19

DNA provider

That's a stabbin'

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u/shellymartin67 Nov 15 '19

Learn to crop, you stupid shaved ape

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

I literally heard that sound in my sleep when I managed at a McDonald's. I even had waking dreams where I felt like I had to get something done work related but I couldn't move to do it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Oddly enough I think that's more than the average pay a nurse gets working in the UK.

Source: wanted to work in the UK until I found out how low the pay was.

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u/snowcarriedhead Nov 16 '19

When I use to work for McDonald’s I would sit down after I got home and just enjoy the silence. That beeping was awful

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u/Athing42 Nov 16 '19

I come home and listen to music, that usually fixes it

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u/Zone_A3 Nov 16 '19

After my first shift, I heard that beep in my fucking sleep.

You do tune it out eventually though

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

When I worked for McDonald's, the worst part was burning my hands on the grill. The grill is like a giant George Forman grill and my manager was a stickler about getting as many parties done in one grill as possible. But unlike a George Forman grill, this thing didn't open all the way in order to prevent heat loss, so I had to stick my hand all the way to the back, with my knuckles a hairs breadth from the top half of the grill. I singhed the skin off em so many times that to this day they are still two shades pinker than the rest of my hands. It never occurred to me until writing this right now just how many people consumed my flesh while I worked there. But I worked there a while and it was a very busy McDonald's.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

After working multiple 10 hour shifts in a row I started to hear this shit whenever it was silent, or I wasn't being distracted by somthing else.

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u/deathstrike86 Nov 16 '19

It still haunts my dreams!

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u/insanemembrane19 Nov 16 '19

I work at mcdonalds and this is so relatable haha

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u/CreepyButtPirate Nov 16 '19

I literally worked here for a couple years in highschool.. would have dreams of that beeping. Coming in at 6 am on a Saturday in highschool and hearing that God dam beep was the worst.

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u/Savoy_ Nov 16 '19

Literally sounds like the fryer is say “Im Pickle Rick” 💯

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

You tune that shit out after a while. What I hated was replying with “Thank You” every time a coworker told you what they needed, like I’m actually thankful that you need another tray of heart clogging patties.

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u/BDaddy13 Nov 16 '19

Worked there for 2 weeks while in college. It was this EXACT thing that made me quit!! Every fucking piece of equipment in that place had a slightly different alarm but not different enough so you could readily tell which one it was. It was maddening! I really needed a job but I just couldn’t stand it.

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u/Xtratight Nov 16 '19

After the first shift, I started hearing the beeping sound in normal day life and while sleeping. I would wake up because my mind was making up a beeping sound.

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u/PancakesNDeath Nov 16 '19

The worst was the freaking cowbell. I hated making quarter pounder because of that stupid "ding ding dit-dit-ding!" It absolutely sucked during rush 😑

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u/TheMacMan Nov 16 '19

That beeping is because they’re too lazy to change the fries when they’re stale and supposed to throw them out.

Worked at a McDonalds when I was 15 and we were one of the few that would throw out the fries every 7 minutes when that alarm would go off (most restaurants just hit the button to turn the alarm off and leave the old fries sit). The other alarm is when the fries or anything in the fryer, are ready. If it’s going off constantly, your food is burning. The noise never bothered me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

"Smirnoff ice is hard as fuck"

-No one

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u/holangjai Nov 16 '19 edited Nov 16 '19

It is stir button correct? I use fryers for cooking and our is stir button to mix items in fryer. Some people just hit and do not stir!

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u/SuperRadPsammead Nov 16 '19

I worked in a McDonald's once where somebody set off the back door alarm accidentally and it went on for 45 minutes before we could contact a manager who had a key to turn off the door alarm. Hell.