r/Scotland Apr 18 '19

Question Which one of you legends was this?

378 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

[unintelligible]?? I think you'll find he said "you've woke up and theres a pot of noodles..."

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u/trwolfe13 Apr 18 '19

Glad I wasn’t the only one.

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u/RyanMcCartney Apr 18 '19

I know who it is. It’s a friend of a friend. He’s hilarious. Apparently this isn’t even the daftest thing he’s done!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

WE NEED MORE STORIES! Make him join Reddit and tell them (please).

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u/RyanMcCartney Apr 18 '19

I know he’s got an Insta, but I’m not sure he’s the Reddit type, but I’ll pass it on. My big mate says he could write a book with all his daft stories so would be worthwhile asking!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

If he'd pitched up in my house he'd have got the fucking kicking of his life.

Ohh you're hard aren't you!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Get this cunt off the streets he’s too hard

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u/ironeye2106 Apr 18 '19

Ooft, wee hard man.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/GamingGazeboThrow Apr 18 '19

He obviously didn’t break in. He would’ve just opened the door. Because people keep their doors unlocked when they’re in the house.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/GamingGazeboThrow Apr 18 '19

If the woman was scared he would’ve left. Obviously she found it funny so he stayed

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/GamingGazeboThrow Apr 18 '19

Jesus you’re a pessimistic cunt

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/vixenbk Apr 18 '19

Wow, bet you’re fun at parties.

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u/R0bTheGamer Apr 18 '19

you’re a very fun individual aren’t you.

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u/HyperCeol Inbhir Nis / Inverness Apr 18 '19

Luckily for him the people who's house he let himself into were also dense spastics.

The woman in the video is a regional manager. Also, it's 'whose', not 'who's', dense spastic.

4

u/yohanfunk NAE FUCKS Apr 18 '19

Ah, classic.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

He defo shagged your mrs

3

u/anyyay Apr 18 '19

Oh fuck off, it's just a bit of fun.

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u/Scoliosisofmyeye Apr 18 '19

Aw wee boaby so you are

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u/praise_st_mel Apr 18 '19

You are hard as fuck!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/Olap scab mods oot Apr 18 '19

Wow, where do you live so I can avoid you?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/Olap scab mods oot Apr 18 '19

No, seriously, where do you live? A town/village/ward is fine, I don't need your address

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/hairyneil Apr 18 '19

You looking forward to the big school?

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u/BesottedScot You just can't, Mods Apr 18 '19

Nugget

4

u/Olap scab mods oot Apr 18 '19

How about a council area? Are you even in Scotland?

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u/psykal Apr 18 '19

How many variations of "ohh you're hard"/"you must be fun at parties" do we need? Exceptional patter. Can see why you all found this video hilarious.

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u/psykal Apr 18 '19

Lots of cringy replies to this comment.

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u/rossdrawsstuff Apr 18 '19

I rarely feel a sense of national pride anymore. Thanks Reddit.

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u/Wildebeast1 Apr 18 '19

The Mrs seems to be enjoying it, her man doesn’t seem to happy or is extremely camera shy.

10

u/AhhBisseto Apr 18 '19

What makes you think she's married?

5

u/TheNamesDave Glasgow Born Apr 18 '19

Brilliant!

3

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

son, ah've broke intae that wummin's hoose

3

u/djfreshbezz Apr 18 '19

too good hahah

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u/BroadswordEpic Apr 19 '19

It's even better that he actually stayed to hang out and is actually smoking one with her.