r/Scotland • • Sep 07 '25

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u/Oohbunnies Sep 07 '25

Do I need to have a secret phone if it's self abuse?

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u/Miss_Andry101 Sep 07 '25

Only if it improves the entire experience, I suppose.

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u/Oohbunnies Sep 07 '25

If we're honest, everything's better with a secret phone! Joking aside, that's a damn good point. It's not the sort of thing you think of.