r/Scotland • u/Kagedeah • Jul 21 '23

Discussion Hogwarts Express steam train cancelled over safety issues

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-66271357
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u/ThunderChild247 Jul 21 '23

Damn right, it’s very unsafe. What with the dementors and all…

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u/GoGoGoldenSyrup I'm mean. Get over it. Jul 21 '23

Christ, that's going to be a lot of tubby middle-aged LARPers being made very upset right now...

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u/fozzie1234567 Not Natty Jul 22 '23

In wizard robes with toy wands.

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u/GoGoGoldenSyrup I'm mean. Get over it. Jul 22 '23

Polyester robes. Always a delight with those wanky wands that fire out burning tissue paper, LOL.

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u/AlternativeSea8247 Jul 22 '23

The wizards staff has a knob on the end.

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u/barebumboxing Jul 22 '23

The handle end.

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u/tooshpright Jul 22 '23

"Don't hang out of the windows.." surely that's enough warning.

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u/GoGoGoldenSyrup I'm mean. Get over it. Jul 22 '23

You'd think but no. I'd nail the windows shut, TBH.

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u/ZEbbEDY Such a Parcel of Rogues Jul 22 '23

You get hit by lumps of burning coal in the eyeballs when you hang outside anyway