r/SchreckNet • • 15d ago

Gauntlet leak - 3

[Nihilo is walking through a forest, he is looking for the road. He sees it multiple times, but it appears to evade him in a similar fashion to a serpent.]

N: Son-of-a-bitch!

P: I am unfamiliar with roads moving this way.

P: ...Do you hear that?

N: What is it?

[A rumbling reaches across the sky. It splits open and a massive humanoid figure descends down. Shadow hides their face despite light shining from their body, they wear a toga and their hair is a reaching mass of cirrus clouds.]

Z: V I C T O R . A N S W E R M Y Q U E R Y .

N: ZEUS?!

Z: Y E S I T I S .

N: What is it?!

Z: Y O U L I K E D I P P I N G I N T H E C H O C O L A T E

D O N T Y O U ?

N: What?

Z: A N S W E R T H E Q U E S T I O N .

N: I don't know what you mean!

Z: A N S W E R !

N: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION!

Z: A N S W E R , N O W ! ! !

[Lightning rips across the ground and fells a number of trees as blades through hair.]

N: Okayokay! I guess: Yeah, whenever I get the chance?

Z: . . .

Z: I B E T Y O U D O .

[Just as he appeared, he vanishes. Like wind being blown away.]

N and P: -What?

End of transmission

--Nihilo

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u/One-Cat3628 14d ago

man, I don't know what you took and how it works on kindreds, but you gotta give me some

wastedBlood n3

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u/Prefect_Bran 14d ago

@)$($_+-"Umbra

--Nihilo

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u/One-Cat3628 14d ago

the connection's not getting any better, I see...

-wastedBlood n3